[Poll] Ethan Ralph's marriage to May - How owned will Null be?

[Pootella]

She looks like an extra in the Windowlicker video

I get live action Attack on Titan Vibes!

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

Know what's sad? @theralph got married before @Ron Toye.

 

[blacksun]

I thought they were already married. Not a very trad thing to have kids before being wedded..

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

If he sued, which he's been very spiteful lately, she'd need to prove he said that which I doubt is in either written word or recording.

He'd make more by putting the receipt up on eBay. At least he'd get paid.

 

[TitchBitties]

Null status: FELTED
Horse: Married
Bastard Child: Ignored

Yep, it's Ralphamale time. May the happy couple have many 5-star days

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

How old is she what is the age difference

 

[LiquidKid]

I mean, I guess Vegas is less trashy place to get married than a random bowling alley in Texas

 

[PaladinBoo]

Damn it! I was at work when this went down. Holy shit this is hilarious. Just imagine being May. It is your wedding day. Your pig groom decides to marry you at his favorite place in the world; Vegas! The travel destination of white trash couples the world over. Instead of having your father, the man who loved and supported you and even tolerated your perversions and fetishes to lolicon, isn't there to walk you down the aisle. Instead it is a stranger dressed as Elvis who is walking you down the aisle to send you off to the Rage Pig. Your pig of a groom stands by the wedding arch in his best red shirt that doesn't have too many alcohol and grease stains on it. After you are declared man and wife your pig husband demands you to go back to the hotel room and take care of the baby while he hits the tables and bets on the upcoming Wildcard games. The reality of your situation begins to dawn on you. This is your life now. This is what you have chose. There is no turning back.

 

[Kheapathic]

I mean, I guess Vegas is less trashy place to get married than a random bowling alley in Texas

Most people don't realize how easy it is to get married in most states; all it requires is the correct paperwork and usually 5 people.

1 & 2: Willing marriage partners.
3 & 4: A witness for each marriage partner.
5: An official of some capacity (holy man or justice of the peace).

You don't even need a speech about love, affection, or whatever, that's just ceremony. You get the paper, the officials gets verbal confirmation. Then everyone signs on the appropriate line and you file it with the state; and the witnesses don't even be people who know you, just find some crack heads and pay them five dollars. Congratulations, you're fucking married.

 

[Blaster]

Nevada has the highest number of divorces of any state. People go to Nevada just to get a divorce because it's the easiest to get residency and easiest to get divorced in.

 

[.iota.]

It now transpires that this was allegedly paid for using Harry's card, used by Meigh without his permission.

She is claiming that he had in the past said she could use it whenever she likes...

While she is proffering a defense for her usage of the card, stating she had permission, unless there are specific receipts I would err on the side of Meigh just admitting to committing an an act of financial fraud.

Classic Ralphamale wedding, don't pay, get your horsebride to commit what could amount to a felony instead of paying $600 dollars...

Anyway, he totally earns more than all you aylawgs put together

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lol. ok, mr. and mrs. ethan "the perpetual defendant" ralph.

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[JunkMan.exe]

Is Ralph going to celebrate by fucking black prostitutes later on?

 

[LiquidKid]

Most people don't realize how easy it is to get married in most states; all it requires is the correct paperwork and usually 5 people.

1 & 2: Willing marriage partners.
3 & 4: A witness for each marriage partner.
5: An official of some capacity (holy man or justice of the peace).

You don't even need a speech about love, affection, or whatever, that's just ceremony. You get the paper, the officials gets verbal confirmation. Then everyone signs on the appropriate line and you file it with the state; and the witnesses don't even be people who know you, just find some crack heads and pay them five dollars. Congratulations, you're fucking married.

Yeah, I learned that from my buddy who married a woman from Costa Rica. Legitimate relationship and they’d been dating for 10 years, but they thought it would be a huge ordeal because of immigration and green cards. Nope. According to him, the official just asked “are you in love?” And granted their marriage. They didn’t even have to show the photos of their relationship they prepared, and they didn’t have a ceremony

I came from a weird city though where the majority of marriages happened at the court house. but like, with a proper ceremony.

 

[LtGeneralHorsetrash]

The honeymoon will be Ralph losing all his superchat money at the casinos and having to do an emergency stream.

 

[YumeNoHero]

A pig marrying a horse. Adds a dog into the mix and you'll get a barn.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

LOL.
LMAO.
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PREGNANT LADY CRASHES EX-BOYFRIEND WEDDING | DAUGHTER ATTACKS PREGNANT LADY

pregnant lady water breaks at an wedding in Detroit Michigan. child tries to attack her!

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Is this the white equivalent of a ghetto black wedding playing baby got back while walking the bride or Mexicans having a dragon ball z/Dora the explorer theme wedding?

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

That was it? He could've done that back in Dallas; there's fake Elvises all over that state.

 

[Hex Cat]

This is the most trad thing I've ever seen. The white race is officially saved.

 

[Step Away From The Melon]

Las Vegas plenty of cheap hookers the micro and thumb will be red raw by the 14th, is this the beginning of the end or are the last days upon us a pig and horse have gone and become husband and wife 5 star day's indeed.

 

[Pabst Blue Robot]

I wish the happy couple a pleasant divorce, and wish half of Ralph's possessions a fond farewell