UN Police officers desert station citing goblin attacks

Police officers desert station citing goblin attacks​

May 30, 2024 Staff Reporter Zimbabwe 0


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The Gwambe police base in Bulilima, Matabeleland South has been deserted by officers who claimed they were being terrorised by goblins at night.
Ward 2 Councillor, Mabed Ngulani, confirmed the unusual situation. “We built a police station for the officers, and initially, they patrolled in pairs,” Ngulani explained. “However, they haven’t been able to stay for extended periods.”
According to Cllr Ngulani, the male officers reported being terrorised by female goblins at night. “They described being harassed – bodies being violated, doors opening on their own, and things climbing on the roof – making it impossible to sleep,” he said.


A meeting was held last week with village heads and police officials from Plumtree. “The police from Plumtree withdrew the officers from Gwambe, stating they wouldn’t endanger them further,” Cllr Ngulani said.
The local chief also reportedly addressed the situation and cautioned villagers against such behaviour.
“Police came yesterday and said we should look for another alternative accommodation but there is no accommodation at Gwambe school and they will be using the clinic as an office, we haven’t got accommodation but we asked them to come back and we see if the attacks will continue” Cllr Ngulani explained.
Matabeleland South police spokesperson Inspector Loveness Mangena said she was not aware of the matter.
 
It's just Grimbo coming by to see if the cops want something to eat or perhaps a soda to drink.
 
Goblins, gnomes, and gremlins do exist. I know someone who was working in a hospital and saw a little gremlin on a piece of equipment and it scared them half to death. Their coworkers watched the security camera video of them sprinting out of the room. Just think about it. These monsters are tiny so one of them could be in the room with you right now and you wouldn't even know it.
 
So, they're being terrorized by the Zimbabwe version of Tommy Tooter?

They just need to scatter some worthless rocks on the ground and they will be so distracted sorting them and trying to convince people to buy them that they will leave the police alone.
 
Reports indicate the police officers managed to obtain a photograph of one of the sexually voracious female goblins:
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