pizza sucks and you suck for eating it

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Wasn’t there a guy a year or two ago that got famous because he literally ate nothing but pizza, and because he was very particular about what pizzas he ate, he was still super healthy?

Proof that pizza is ambrosia sent from the gods themselves.
 
I would imagine your cholesterol and/or triglycerides might suck. As a fellow pizza fan you seem okay by my standards, purely based on the only thing I know about you.

Specifically I like the frozen Red Baron thin crust plain cheese pizzas. I like to break them in half and eat part for lunch then part for dinner later. So I eat 1/4 of a thin crust pizza for lunch every day. Sometimes other people in the house swipe my other pieces so I eat something else for dinner but ideally I get to have it twice.
 
Pizza kills men with its high levels of sodium. I have sworn off pizza
damn so much grease on that pizza its bad for u to have all that grease

Everything is unhealthy for X reason. Everything causes cancer. The "health food people" or "scientists" blame new things for old medical issues every year. I once saw a claim that apple juice causes cancer. Seems like every couple years ago [they] came up with a new big evil food monster; few years ago it was corn syrup that was the big bad, now its GMOs.

I guess we shouldn't eat anything...
 
Best pizza? Chicken banana curry. It's wonderful.

Man, I should get a pizza but my favorite pizzeria, in a stroke of autism it's the only one I buy from, intimidates me. They're way too familiar with me even though I'm only there 4-5 times a year, max. I'm also very nice and that might have backfired on me this time because they started to come out to shake my hand and call me brother and talk to me if I run into them out in the city. wtf, they might have confused me with some other meatball that is a local celebrity or something.
 
Everything is unhealthy for X reason. Everything causes cancer. The "health food people" or "scientists" blame new things for old medical issues every year. I once saw a claim that apple juice causes cancer. Seems like every couple years ago [they] came up with a new big evil food monster; few years ago it was corn syrup that was the big bad, now its GMOs.

I guess we shouldn't eat anything...
So many things are supposed to be bad for you. I’ve given up. Way I see it, I’d rather keel over at 50 from too much steak and beer than live to be 120 on grains and kale.
 
Chicken Tendies > Pizza.

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The only good pizza seems to be from local restaurants. Every chain I know of eventually got too big for their britches and the quality declined beyond redemption. I used to love Dominoes as a kid, but now it's like eating sadness.
 
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