pizza sucks and you suck for eating it

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Fuck you, LordKaT. I am going to order pizza today, just to spite you. And I'll take a picture of it. Fuck you.
 
While New York City is a piss soaked hellhole and I for one can't wait until Manhattan is turned into a walled off super prison.
The pizza pretty much anywhere in NYC is fucking amazing compared to other states. And I will unironically defend that petty bullshit.
Other petty bullshit I'm willing to defend include; The fact that I'm not manspreading. It's just that my balls are sweaty and sticking to my leg. Or that Terminator 2 is the best action movie/love story ever told. (The love between a boy and a cybernetic killing machine from the future with a learning neural net processor) If you'd like to learn more you can sign up to my newsletter.
Pizza is for dirty infidels.
I only heat halal Lahmacun.
NY pizza>Turkish "pizza"> Chicago deep dish casserole

People who don't like pizza either never had good pizza or are lactose intolerant... or the occasional freak of nature who doesn't like pizza.

 
Oh fucking dammit. I can eat my NEET food when ever I want! Understood, you tasteless hobo?
 
I was a trendsetter I would take 4 Jeno's pizzas and layer them like pancakes. Filling the layers with ketchup and Parmesan cheese.

Then there is this bad boy.

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People who don't like pizza either never had good pizza or are lactose intolerant... or the occasional freak of nature who doesn't like pizza.
The way to deal with them is all the same: Purge them with fire.
 
pizza hut pizza gives me gastric distress
Not so long ago I did try a slice after not eating any since I was 14. While it was a fuzzily nostalgic experience, the pizza itself really wasn't very good. Now Don Pepe, a local Hungarian pizza chain, those guys know how to make some good 'za!
 
Deep dish pizza is nasty, it's like a bread bowl full of tomato sauce & cheese. Super thin crust pizza is proper, can verge on a delicacy when prepared skillfully. Unfortunately, a prime slice will never survive the delivery process and will always arrive mushy & oil soaked. The only way to truly experience the glory of good pizza is to eat it fresh outta the oven in proper establishment.
 
Deep dish pizza is nasty, it's like a bread bowl full of tomato sauce & cheese. Super thin crust pizza is proper, can verge on a delicacy when prepared skillfully. Unfortunately, a prime slice will never survive the delivery process and will always arrive mushy & oil soaked. The only way to truly experience the glory of good pizza is to eat it fresh outta the oven in proper establishment.
Now thin crust with the cheesy crust on the ends, that’s my jam.
 
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