💥 Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

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I wonder if she straight up refused bleach for some reason
The reason will be that the service she actually wants is one that starts at about 200 dollars which will include lightening and then colouring. I suspect the salon also won't want to do that because Sarah has been slapping black box dye on her self which makes it more complicated and risky to bleach.
 
She brought her own color? As in her own product?
No wonder they didn't give a shit.
She probably brought this, which supposedly already bleach your hair a bit as it is for dark hair.
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Brings the wrong colour dye. Blames the salon.
Never change, Pixy, you glorious retard.
I am genuinely shocked to the point that I even call bullshit on weather or not she stepped foot in an actual salon. Where on earth did she find a salon that not only accepted an outside product but only charged $40 to do it? I pay 45 dollars for just a haircut, I think great clips charges 35. For her to get the dye done she would have had to take up chair real-estate for at least an hour, then have her hair washed and blow dried. Ill assume she doesnt believe in tips because shes so poor and will not be harmed and should be the one getting tipped for existing. $40? Idk I really don't think so.
 
She didn't sell shit at the First Friday show. She did have be escorted outside after she overheard some dude laughing and asking his friends, "why would anybody buy an ugly self portrait of the artist?!" She looked like she wanted to get aggro on this dude, and in her retarded manry mind, she was going to win bowing up to a dude who was at least 6'4". I nearly pissed myself laughing.
 
I am genuinely shocked to the point that I even call bullshit on weather or not she stepped foot in an actual salon.
Bet she went to a beauty college, very cheap but you're taking a gamble on whether or not you'll get what you asked for. Usually the instructor will do their best to "fix" whatever may have gone wrong with the work but it's still probably not exactly what she wanted.
 
Bet she went to a beauty college, very cheap but you're taking a gamble on whether or not you'll get what you asked for. Usually the instructor will do their best to "fix" whatever may have gone wrong with the work but it's still probably not exactly what she wanted.
That, or went to a place a la Lisa Wilcher's Hair Shanty, where it's some lady running a "salon" out of her garage or she-shed or dining room.
 
She didn't sell shit at the First Friday show. She did have be escorted outside after she overheard some dude laughing and asking his friends, "why would anybody buy an ugly self portrait of the artist?!" She looked like she wanted to get aggro on this dude, and in her retarded manry mind, she was going to win bowing up to a dude who was at least 6'4". I nearly pissed myself laughing.
Sucks that Ashtray herself can't post about actually funny shit that happens in her life. She has almost no shame, no filter except for things like not admitting she wanted to fight an actual man over basically calling her and her art ugly. Instead she vaguebooks, just like a typical woman online.
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"Prince handsome," my ass. Does she think the guy who laughed at her last night is trying to cockblock her from all the hot singles in her area? Is her art supposed to be all Attraction Signs for her future Heartsweet? No one is telling her she can't be a lesbian with extra steps. They just think her art sucks and she needs to stop stinking up local events.
 
Sucks that Ashtray herself can't post about actually funny shit that happens in her life. She has almost no shame, no filter except for things like not admitting she wanted to fight an actual man over basically calling her and her art ugly. Instead she vaguebooks, just like a typical woman online.
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"Prince handsome," my ass. Does she think the guy who laughed at her last night is trying to cockblock her from all the hot singles in her area? Is her art supposed to be all Attraction Signs for her future Heartsweet? No one is telling her she can't be a lesbian with extra steps. They just think her art sucks and she needs to stop stinking up local events.
A real man, or "Prince Handsome", would laugh in somebody's face if they dared to say he wasn't a man. All this shows is Pixy is a woman and she knows it.
 
(Does that cat have two tails?!)

I was thinking it might be a nekomata from Japanese folklore. Since Pixy is a weeb I'd say that there's a good possibility that's why the cat has two tails. According to the legend, old cats can turn into nekomata or bakeneko and if they were treated badly by a person before they became youkai they will haunt the person and get their revenge. So watch out Pixy. Suki knows you wanted to give her away to the first rando that popped up all because you were too lazy to deal with a litter box. 😾


And... boobs don't prevent you from visiting Japan. I mean Japanese women do have boobs and they manage to exist with them quite well. Or she feels that if she goes there with her huge oppai that she'll be treated like a freak or something? She's still treated as a freak due to how she looks and acts. Like humping tables and trying to hold her non-existent stomach penis.

But her internal manhood isn't real yet. She needs to magically replace her female internals before she can grow her stomach penis and yeet the hated mounds. Only then can her yumes of Grorious Nippon come true! 🎌
She didn't sell shit at the First Friday show. She did have be escorted outside after she overheard some dude laughing and asking his friends, "why would anybody buy an ugly self portrait of the artist?!" She looked like she wanted to get aggro on this dude, and in her retarded manry mind, she was going to win bowing up to a dude who was at least 6'4". I nearly pissed myself laughing.

That's insane. I don't mean insane for Pixy. Just the whole scenario itself. Another tard rage. This is why she is damn lucky that she can't get to New York any time soon. Especially since she romanticizes the subway. She'd be coming home in a body bag.


Welp... That's the end of First Friday for her I guess. Escorted out for tard raging. They already didn't want her there as seen by past interactions anyway. Was she dressed in regular clothes or was it the happi again? She seems to be really into that lately. She can't even close it all the way. I think that her expanding girth may be a factor in her cosplay woes. The Roxas and Vanitas cosplays barely fit her as is. Maybe they are too tight now. Like actually unwearably tight instead of just Pixy tight.
A real man, or "Prince Handsome", would laugh in somebody's face if they dared to say he wasn't a man. All this shows is Pixy is a woman and she knows it.

Prince Handsome! I'm dying! :lit:

Here comes Prince Handsome! Why you can smell "him" from a mile away! Dressed in the finest Temu cosplays as he calls out to all the young maidens with a hearty "I'm dying!". Who can resist his charms? But dear fairest maidens, only one of you can be his hot chick that takes his strap-on! Who shall it be? Who will be the lucky bride that takes a Grimace Shake to her lovely face once Prince Handsome's internal manhood becomes real? Only fate shall tell!
 
Brings the wrong colour dye. Blames the salon.
:stress: This is like trying to bring your own gabagool to DSP's Italian-Style Restaurant.

This whole turn of events is great though, since she can't afford a Vanitas wig she'll just make her own real hair into anime hair just like his! :lol: This plan has zero chance of going wrong.

I can't wait for the next fic where Vanitas is moping about his botched dye job and his skanky FWB Aqua has to comfort him.

We need to get "Prince Handsome" added to the thread title, I don't care if she never says it again.
 
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She's desperate for attention/money lately. Wonder how much that tasty matcha cost. More eyeballed doodles of random shit she looks up online because she's incapable of drawing from either life or her imagination, and broken ass Japanese. It'd be a nothingburger EXCEPT
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BITCH, LEAVE THE FIGHBIRD MEME ALONE

Besides, she's always crying about how nobody pays her any attention, so which is it? My guess she wants real men to leave her alone, because they all want to grope her big nasty chest. But nobody of either sex wants anything to do with her because she fucking STINKS and wears ill-fitting costumes everywhere she goes (the suits and ties are so gaudy and cheap-looking they might as well be costumes too). And she's not even pleasant to talk to. Literally nothing to offer other than cringe and maybe a psychological case study.
 
Besides, she's always crying about how nobody pays her any attention, so which is it? My guess she wants real men to leave her alone, because they all want to grope her big nasty chest. But nobody of either sex wants anything to do with her because she fucking STINKS and wears ill-fitting costumes everywhere she goes (the suits and ties are so gaudy and cheap-looking they might as well be costumes too). And she's not even pleasant to talk to. Literally nothing to offer other than cringe and maybe a psychological case study.


Who is the little boy in the suit supposed to be? I thought it was Detective Conan at first. But no glasses. Maybe it's supposed to be shota Ass-Ton in a suit waiting for his hot chick. Also lol at the terrible meme hijack and the fact that the drawing of her crying in a binder is not only skinny and feminine but looks like something out of a hentai rape dungeon VN.

Remember that the hated mounds are wrapped in two sweaty binders all day in the Texas heat. There are probably sentient mold spores growing in there and plotting the takeover of humanity.

Her suits look like they come from a strip mall suit shop. Fine if you need a suit in a pinch. But you really should invest in a better quality suit at some point. She probably bought them cheap online. If she had actually honed any cosplay craft skills in the many years she's been cosplaying then maybe she'd be able to tailor them a bit so they wouldn't look so cheap. Although they'd probably fall apart at the seams due to said cheapness. An actual Prince Handsome doesn't just buy off the rack. He has his garments tailored to suit his Princely handsomeness.

Speaking of tailoring and cosplay, her unfinished Vanitas cosplay with her dad's secondhand belt still boggles my mind. The belt looks easy enough to make from a couple of red belts and some silver hardware from a craft store. The tattered fabric around the waist could be made by cutting up a spooky cape or witch dress from Spirit Halloween and coloring the edges red. I think modifying some long Uggs would work for the boots. It wouldn't be perfect. But at least half the cosplay would be her own handiwork. It boggles my mind that she "can't" finish it because she needs to buy the cheapo wish.com premade parts that won't fit her anyway. I often wondered if she bought the bodysuit without the belt because cheap Chineseum bootleg or if she actually has the belt and it won't fit over her dumpy gut rolls.

Also, she really should wear the full mask. It would help tons with the overall look. :lol:
 
She didn't sell shit at the First Friday show. She did have be escorted outside after she overheard some dude laughing and asking his friends, "why would anybody buy an ugly self portrait of the artist?!" She looked like she wanted to get aggro on this dude, and in her retarded manry mind, she was going to win bowing up to a dude who was at least 6'4". I nearly pissed myself laughing.
The fanfic of this is going to be epic
 
Nonnies are defending her tard rage. Although I don't think laughing at ugly art is grounds to be forcibly removed.

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I can't tell if these are sincere or back-handed. They could go either way. It's strongly implied Sarah is ugly, the art itself is ugly, and Sarah is mentally ill.
 
It's strongly implied Sarah is ugly, the art itself is ugly, and Sarah is mentally ill.
I mean, yes, all of this can be true, and it's still shitty for someone to say something like that out loud. That's why we keep it on anonymous forums on the Internet, where it belongs.
 
I mean, yes, all of this can be true, and it's still shitty for someone to say something like that out loud. That's why we keep it on anonymous forums on the Internet, where it belongs.
In general, its considered rude to comment negatively on the art at a show because you never know where/who the artist is.
 
I mean, yes, all of this can be true, and it's still shitty for someone to say something like that out loud. That's why we keep it on anonymous forums on the Internet, where it belongs.
Keeping quiet about things has led to troons reading to children in libraries, invading women's spaces, and the policing of our language. Participation awards are a thing because we shy away from telling people their art isn't good enough. Perhaps placating the Sarahs of the world is no longer in fashion.

While going up to a stranger and telling them they're ugly is rude, maybe this guy was being a blunt art critic.
 
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