💥 Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy
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dumbmulligan
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- 2 de Dic, 2024
I havent even checked on Pixy in like years, when tf did she go to jail?
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- 17 de Abr, 2022
It was back in 2021:
Not a lot of details atm but...
Taken from the other farms.
I didn't realize it was that long ago since I remember Sarah's grumbling about being on probation like it was yesterday.
Since she's so far removed from reality I don't trust that she actually "interviewed well" so much as the job didn't call her ma'am nor asked about her atrocious job history. And they aren't calling her back because they don't trust a sickly looking toad woman with a bowl-cut and giant he/him pins will actually carry out the basic tasks they ask of her especially if it's another customer-facing job. Besides, normal and highly qualified people can't even get jobs now, so she's completely toast as a retard who quits jobs because of gendie bullshit and hurty foot. Not that being a lowly associate at Lowe's was a good job by any means but if she wasn't a looney troon hypochondriac who refused to shower, she might've lasted a few more years there instead of being fired. It's amazing she got hired at all by at least three other places after that, all of them she left voluntarily IIRC.
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- 29 de Sep, 2022
Oh yeah. That'll work out well.
No employer that has bothered to check her background would hire somebody so unstable.
Picklechu
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- 2 de Ene, 2014
I'm pretty sure she was fired from all of those. Retail shitter scrubber, Great American Cookie (or maybe Auntie Anne's), and Papa John's. I still think that it's hilarious that the one job she wasn't fired from - Home Depot, which coddled her to a ridiculous degree - she left because she thought being a server at a Chinese restaurant would make her just like a maid cafe employee. IIRC that was right before her first genderspecial phase, the futanari saga.
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- 17 de Abr, 2022
For some reason I thought she quit the retail toilet scrubber job because it hurt too much to waddle around at the time. Guess not. Same with Papa John's/some other pizza place; thought she left that one too on her own. Either way, she's unemployable and I still can't believe she's even getting interviews. Maybe a case worker (like the one she once mentioned liking steampunk) is helping her.
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- 22 de Mayo, 2013
I wonder if she’s on Home Depot’s do not rehire list. With how much they coddled her, there’s a slim chance they’d take her back if she reapplied. Would be amusing if she ended up right back in the garden center.
Elderly beef taco
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- 15 de Mar, 2024
Considering she just plopped him in a pretty clean dumpster, I'm sure she put Pooh right back inside after the tantrum.
dumbmulligan
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- 2 de Dic, 2024
Ohhhhh, yeah then I definitely missed alot lol.
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- 17 de Abr, 2022
Is she implying that she'll get sexually assaulted in Japan if she still has breasts and no dick? Or just that she's saving up for surgery instead of travel? Neither are going to happen, kek. If $100,000 fell into her lap for a double mastectomy, she wouldn't get it because she'd realize she'd have to find a surgeon first, travel to them, and then deal with recovery and after care. She wouldn't put it towards a trip to Japan or even her own apartment either, because those too require effort. Buying food and crap online (and occasionally selling crap herself) is the extent of her understanding of commerce because she's never made any substantial amount of money on her own and has never needed to make major financial decisions—all her cars were bought for or passed down to her, her college tuition paid was for, and of course she's not paying her mountains of existing medical bills on her own. Money is not the only barrier to the things she wants.
The second post is also a gift. She could have just posted the first three sentences and left it at that, but no, she has to remind us for the 7000th time that she's poor. She still thinks a ghost is fucking up her typing and not the FB app, autocorrect and/or her fat fingers too. You must come to First Friday* and buy her ugly paintings so she can hire the Ghostbusters to finally get rid of the evil rape ghost. (Does that cat have two tails?!)
*Wait, is she saying tomorrow, July 25? That's the last Friday of the month. Did she mean next Friday, August 1?
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- 4 de Jul, 2022
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- 29 de Sep, 2022
Did she just admit that her stomach penis isn't real?
And... boobs don't prevent you from visiting Japan. I mean Japanese women do have boobs and they manage to exist with them quite well. Or she feels that if she goes there with her huge oppai that she'll be treated like a freak or something? She's still treated as a freak due to how she looks and acts. Like humping tables and trying to hold her non-existent stomach penis.
Also... is the rape ghost now changing her text or does Pixy not understand predictive text? She can just turn that off if she prefers.
Whatever, she's crazy.
Yeah but she's a man and the rape ghost can't hurt her.
Unless it's this one:
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- 15 de Ene, 2017
I think she’s picturing something like that gag in Japanese shows where perverts can’t resist grabbing a nice pair an arm’s reach away (then get whacked by the victim) or going gaga over a woman losing her top and scrambling to cover herself. Like that the moment she gets off the plane all the perverts will throw themselves on her for a chance to grab her gaijin tits, because oh look tits. She has trouble separating real life from fiction (and real Japan from anime) as it is.
I get the sense that she knows it’s not real, deep down. She’s such an untreated nutcase, however, that her moments of clarity (let alone admission of it) are increasingly far in-between.
Her descriptions of it over the years have been similarly all over the place. I still think she initially confused her cervix for a penis head and her deranged mind took that and ran. Maybe it will literally be inside her stomach by this time next year.
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- 4 de Abr, 2025
I read the emphasis on "still," not on "isn't," implying that she does believe that her stomach-penis will form, it just hasn't yet formed.
I've always thought that the "ghost" is just the part of her that she doesn't like to admit is her. Self-doubt? No, that's the Ghost. Anxiety? No, that's the Ghost. Make a mistake, even a small one like mistyping a word? No, that's the Ghost. It's like she's incapable of admitting that she could ever be wrong, or make a mistake. It has to be someone else's fault, always, and in the event that she can't blame those around her, she'll just blame the Ghost.
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- 17 de Abr, 2022
This bitch.
She's probably going to delete this post because so many people are telling her basic facts she should know from having dyed her greasy ass hair before so thankfully I grabbed the comments this time."I'm ugly but still attractive."
"How hard is it to give a man what he wants?"
"I'll still be amazing."
This is peak Pixyteri. Not the schizo posts about constantly itching, rape ghosts and stomach dicks. This narc rage tantrum after a fucking dye job that she herself screwed up because she didn't ask or didn't want to pay for bleaching first. If her eyes are ugly (plus her hair apparently, the "chest" and "mancunt" she doesn't want, and her lack of height), what the hell feature of hers does she consider attractive? Her massive chin? Her hooked nose? Her weird, wide mouth? Her sundamaged, rarely washed, now pasty skin? It certainly isn't her personality!
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- 10 de Mayo, 2019
I have legit schizo relatives that make more sense then Pixy.
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- 6 de Ago, 2019
You know, I haven’t kept up with Sarah since PULL went under, but I feel like this is a good enough case of psychosis that’d justify her being institutionalized.
I feel so bad for that poor ghost.
Pixyteri is fat and I would not have sex with her.
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- 10 de Sep, 2013
Omg, Pixy's hair rant is nearly identical to one my personal lolcow had- he needed HIS special birthday boy emo haircut NOW and hounded a local salon about it in repeated calls until they straight up unplugged the phone. Like Pixy he has a countanance that screams "I need a handler".
Love to be a fly on the wall for her whole salon visit, I wonder if she straight up refused bleach for some reason or started rambling about ghosts.
Love to be a fly on the wall for her whole salon visit, I wonder if she straight up refused bleach for some reason or started rambling about ghosts.
