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I know we're easing up on potato jokes, but...

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He's just posted a new drawing - Phil's idea of discourse is still as absurd as ever.

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Watch out fellas! Badass Phil is armed and might give us all really nasty paper cuts if we make him mad! I'm intimidated. Are you intimidated? Because I'm intimidated.
 
Watch out fellas! Badass Phil is armed and might give us all really nasty paper cuts if we make him mad! I'm intimidated. Are you intimidated? Because I'm intimidated.
I'm actually mintimidated. It's like being intimidated but with the icy rush of wintergreen.
 
I don't know wy Phil is on about self-defense from cis so much.
From all the accusations that fly around that scene - it appears lolcow trannys just hang out and rape one another
Nha he was on that train long before he knew we existed.

Phil has been swimming the stagnated, shallow waters of Social Justice Tumblr bullshit for so long that he's convinced himself that anyone who is against him is CIS, white, conservative, and most likely male.
 
Phil has been swimming the stagnated, shallow waters of Social Justice Tumblr bullshit for so long that he's convinced himself that anyone who is against him is CIS, white, conservative, and most likely male.

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In the Long Haul Incident, apparently the "cis guy" was hispanic, so Phil had to make him "white passing" to scotch tape the seams of his fantasy world that were coming apart
 
Nha he was on that train long before he knew we existed.
I think that's the last vestigial remain from republican Phil.

If you censor all the tumblr buzzwords from Phil's gun sperging he could almost pass from for pro gun parrot (he must be the only hobo in the world that's afraid of a stranger breaking into his house). Phil's love for the second ammendment probably comes from his parents.
 
he must be the only hobo in the world that's afraid of a stranger breaking into his house
This made me laugh harder than it should have
My two cents is that Phil's increasing separation from reality has driven him down a rabbit hole of paranoia that will result in institutionalization or jail time.
 
This made me laugh harder than it should have
My two cents is that Phil's increasing separation from reality has driven him down a rabbit hole of paranoia that will result in institutionalization or jail time.

I've known full-blown, hard-core drug addicts less paranoid and more mentally sound than Phil.
 
They probably smell better and have better tattoos too.

And a better work ethic. Most of them weren't homeless welfare leeches. They may have been hard-core addicts, but they were functioning addicts. Even the ones who were homeless at least had the self respect to squeegee people's car windshields for cash.
 
Hey @Ravenor, does the "content stage" in that ADF Cycle usually follow the "chimpout stage"?

Maybe he has a couch to sleep on and plenty of cheese to eat for now. It's also just after the first of the month when Social Security pays out benefits.

Yea it can do, around the time he get's payed he's less vocal because he's able to do a little more and buy a lot of shit for himself - I coined the term Cheese Coma for this time of the month, because he's able to get himself some some things an happily derp off an the internet / real world is less of a concern for him at this point.
 
Phil can buy as many guns as he wants but he'll still just be a white cismale with two balls and shitty tattoos.
 
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