📚 Megathread Phil's Profile Pictures - and other pictures

[Mogambo]

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Disappointing as usual. Phil goes away camping with his autistic friends for a couple days and all he posts is another picture with his derpy eyes and Antifa cosplay? Can't say I'm exactly surprised but I was hoping for something more entertaining at least. I mean, he could have at least made up a story about getting into a knife fight with a gang of Proud Boys or Kiwi operatives or something. And then he took away their mobile phones and everyone clapped. Or... fuck if I know. It wouldn't have been very believable, nothing with Phil ever is, but it would have been good for a chuckle.

 

[The Dude]

Phil looks sad in that photo. His friend must have told Phil he couldn't borrow any guns this trip.

 

[Twrx]

Phil looks sad in that photo. His friend must have told Phil he couldn't borrow any guns this trip.

I think he looks beaten down. He may have had to do physical labor for the first time in his life.

 

[The Dude]

I think he looks beaten down. He may have had to do physical labor for the first time in his life.

Phil? Do actual work? You stoned fam?

 

[MG 620]

He's sad because someone told him to shut the fuck up and quit sperging.

 

[The Dude]

He's sad because someone told him to shut the fuck up and quit sperging.

He was on a playdate with some other poseurs and rejects in his little Ain't-ifa roleplay group, so everyone there was sperging.

 

[Positron]

23 March 2019

 

[Tragi-Chan]

23 March 2019
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[UselessRubberKeyboard]

23 March 2019
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Aka "please take me seriously and don't just laugh at me!"

Phil's plastered enough photos all over the internet of himself without a mask on that threatening someone else for doing so is a moot point. Everyone knows who he is. He's even admitted on this new supersekrit antifa twitter that he's ADF. Maybe he forgot all the makeup-and-bondage-gear selfies that he posted in the past, claiming he was so proud of how sexy and attractive he was?

I swear we need a phull-phace photo of Phil on the top of this board - even better if it links to this thread with all his other portraits of fail.

 

[lurk_moar]

I just love his new Saudi lady who abuses skin whitening cream pretending to be an Isis executioner cosplay.

That Bud K knife is such a nice touch. Reminds me of somebody.

 

[admiral]

I normally don't endorse the hijab, but for Phil I'll make an exception- it's a public service to cover up that mug of his.

 

[Positron]

24 March 19

Your derpy fingers are showing, Phil.

 

[The Dude]

24 March 19
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Your derpy fingers are showing, Phil.

"Kiwi Farms keeps making fun of me for my Fetal Alcohol tard eyes, so I'll cover one of my eyes with my hand so everyone can still see one of my tard eyes along with my fat sausage fingers! That will keep people from seeing how rétarded I am!"

Sound logic there, Phil...

 

[Bassomatic]

He's seriously wearing a working class kids patch?
Of those 3 works phil matches literally none.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

24 March 19
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Your derpy fingers are showing, Phil.

I don’t think you know what “shitposting” means, Phil. I don’t think you’d describe your posts as “shitposting” if you did.

 

[MasterDisaster]

I don’t think you know what “shitposting” means, Phil.

He knows what pants-shitting is.

 

[admiral]

I don’t think you know what “shitposting” means, Phil. I don’t think you’d describe your posts as “shitposting” if you did.

He may not shitpost, but he certainly does post shit

 

[Adamska]

24 March 19
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Your derpy fingers are showing, Phil.

Still need to lay off the food fatty; your moon face is trying to bust out of that balaclava and you look like you're eating the damn thing too.

 

[SpaceAce]

I don’t think you know what “shitposting” means, Phil. I don’t think you’d describe your posts as “shitposting” if you did.

I was gonna say the exact same thing.
We all know that Phil just uses random big kid words he understand to in a vain attempt to sound smart, but christ almighty shitposting is a concept 12 year olds understand immediately.
I'm also curious where he heard it recently. I mean, we use it all the time but he's already proven in his videos he has no idea what any of us are actually ever saying here, and he only ever uses new (to him) words when he's parroting something someone else said.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

24 March 19
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Your derpy fingers are showing, Phil.

Phil's entire body is derp. He's made of derp. He is derp incarnate.