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There’s a hell of a canvas there to get more crap tattoos scratched on. Certainly a better use than attempting to grown a handful of strands out of it like an autistic Beaker.
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There’s a hell of a canvas there to get more crap tattoos scratched on. Certainly a better use than attempting to grown a handful of strands out of it like an autistic Beaker.
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Every.. godddam.. time I see him with that hair...
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lmao he had to get it done at a children's hospital because he had a baby dick.
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- 14 de Abr, 2014
You know, Phil is fat, he's ugly, he's dumb, and he had a microdick, until he got all pissy at us and chopped it off. He still loves sending disgusting pictures of his crotch that nobody ever asked to see though. So why didn't he just go the traditional route of becoming an incel? He would have fit right in, and they would have been just as active in giving him ass pats and bad advice, at least at first. Was it too mainstream for him? Was he just the wrong age? Like if he had been born a couple years later would we see Phil getting red pill memes as tattoos instead of parodies of leftist propaganda?
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- 15 de Ene, 2014
I’m of the opinion that Phil’s only into leftist identity politics because it came along at the right time. Really, all that drives him is hate, and politics is just an excuse to spew that hate as a means to drown out his own failings.
If white supremacists or incels had shown up at the right time, he’d go along with them and he’d now be hating on the left.
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- 28 de Dic, 2014
All he’d have to do is fetishize a different Hetalia character.
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- 24 de Ene, 2018
Lmao, that's the first thing that caught my eye was that big ass piercing, he should count himself lucky if some big ass magnet cartoonishly rips it off.
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- 15 de Ene, 2014
Then his face will match his crotch.
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So. As all my fave cows are being boring, I decided to finally start on the big one I've been putting off.
I have - or had - many questions, from "why does it have a tattoo of a bike going through a clit?" to "are we supposed to think this is female?" to "eyebrows? WHAT??"
But really, they can all be succintly condensed to what the actual fuck?
Can we have rampant mysogynistic patriarchy back please? Because.....things like whatever this is make me scared to leave the house.
I have - or had - many questions, from "why does it have a tattoo of a bike going through a clit?" to "are we supposed to think this is female?" to "eyebrows? WHAT??"
But really, they can all be succintly condensed to what the actual fuck?
Can we have rampant mysogynistic patriarchy back please? Because.....things like whatever this is make me scared to leave the house.
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- 18 de Sep, 2014
Welcome to the Philzone, where common sense hung its self, reality has gone on a long sabbatical and the English language goes to die and has been replaced with google translate Spanish.
We have FAQ thread and a sticky with important threads that are a great place to start.
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- 17 de Mayo, 2017
@Ravenor Thanks - I've seen the FAQ and it's great for leading into the black hole that is dear Isobel. A fittingly delicate name for....er....
However, the biggest Q will probably never be answered, and that is where the fuck do our multiple trannyfails get their idea of females? Because they don't look, speak, think or just be like any girl I know (and I am one, so...) Have they all got the same Chinese knock-off copy of "Grils for Dummies" complete with dodgy translation by a Japanese fisherman from the black market German version?
However, the biggest Q will probably never be answered, and that is where the fuck do our multiple trannyfails get their idea of females? Because they don't look, speak, think or just be like any girl I know (and I am one, so...) Have they all got the same Chinese knock-off copy of "Grils for Dummies" complete with dodgy translation by a Japanese fisherman from the black market German version?
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- 15 de Ene, 2014
Most of them are misogynists who don’t appear to really know any normal women. They generally base their concept of womanhood on a combination of their mothers and their sexual fantasies and base their appearance around whatever approximately fits and is cheap.
In Phil’s case, though, my theory is that because he’s not trans, he gets no joy from presenting as female. He uses the excuse that women, particularly the kind of badass woman he wants the world to see him as, can adopt the androgynous look and still be considered feminine. So he dresses like a man and is baffled that he fools no one.
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My brain still, to keep itself relatively sane, refuses to believe that's real. Just... it... can't be.
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- 13 de Jun, 2016
Would it be A-Logging to hope Phil brings a knife to a gun fight?
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- 28 de Nov, 2015
No. And I think you can describe phil in general with "brings a knife to a gun fight". It could be on his tombstone or in his yearbook.
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- 30 de Dic, 2014
FTFY, because let's be honest - it's more accurate.
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- 15 de Ene, 2014
Do you think he chose the photo without reading the caption? “Give me a... at... give me Antifa! Awesome!”