📚 Megathread Phil's Profile Pictures - and other pictures

At last, Phil is useful for the first time in his life.
I'm almost tempted to offer a donation to Phil's YouCaring on condition that he consents to me using his image in that way. Almost.
Is it me, or does that front wheel look a little flat? How is that humanly possible if he can't ride the fucking thing?!
Presumably he sits on the bike. You know how a balloon bursts when a person of normal weight sits on it? Well...
 
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Back when my country was still a communist shithole bicycle tires used to be such a valuable commodity that people rarely rode at all in their everyday lives, and let out the air and hung their bikes up to keep the pressure off of the wheels.

All these talks about bikes and tires really hightlighted for me the absurdity of Phil's life, that's all.
 
Can we imagine the day he dies and the police walking into the dark room, seeing Phil, seeing his "weapons", and seeing all the bike shit.

It'll be the troon version of that scene from Se7en where the police find the killers hideout.
 
Can we imagine the day he dies and the police walking into the dark room, seeing Phil, seeing his "weapons", and seeing all the bike shit.
Let's hope it's not suspicious circumstances. I doubt the Portland police have the capacity to deal with everyone who has a reason for wanting Phil dead.
 
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