📚 Megathread Phil's Profile Pictures - and other pictures

[Sparklepants]

Yowser, @Smutley posted a screencap of Phil's GoGundMe and I saw he'd added a few new profile pics that really show off his beautiful thumb head and his refrigerator shaped torso. Mmm, so much flab all in one place.

Expectation:

Reality:

 

[Lurkette]

but how can his neck be that fat

 

[Smutley]

Jesus I can't get over how much they've trashed that place already. It's all dirty carpets and maps taped directly to the wall.

but how can his neck be that fat

Untreated thyroidal goiters.

 

[Lurkette]

Jesus I can't get over how much they've trashed that place already. It's all dirty carpets and maps taped directly to the wall.



Untreated thyroidal goiters.

jesus

 

[Mogambo]

Jesus I can't get over how much they've trashed that place already. It's all dirty carpets and maps taped directly to the wall.

They've also got piles of stuff on the floor. That's usually how hoarders begin, especially when they're moving into a new place. Trust me, if they were allowed to stay there for a couple months, they'd turn that place into a fucking refuse heap, with plastic water bottles, and old clothes, and piles of paper stacked everywhere so you couldn't even walk without knocking something over.

 

[Hellfire]

 

[An Ghost]

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Hot potatoes for the potato.

The green and black flag stands for 'environmental anarchism' too bad without iron mines and coal refineries there wouldn't be bullets.

 

[salt]

I feel like if you're going to take a picture of your home and put it on the Internet, the least you can do is pick up a little. But I guess ADF isn't going to shower pre-pics either, so.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Hot potatoes for the potato.

The green and black flag stands for 'environmental anarchism' too bad without iron mines and coal refineries there wouldn't be bullets.

I thought he'd given up on the environmentalism thing due to the total lack of asspats. Guess I was wrong.

Yowser, @Smutley posted a screencap of Phil's GoGundMe and I saw he'd added a few new profile pics that really show off his beautiful thumb head and his refrigerator shaped torso. Mmm, so much flab all in one place.

If Phil posted about Slingblade half as much as he posts about his bike, I'd believe their relationship was legit.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Holy fuck, I though the Mario hats were bad enough, but a studded beret?

 

[AnOminous]

Holy fuck, I though the Mario hats were bad enough, but a studded beret?

For a 30 year old man, he has a tween girl's idea of edgy. Did he buy that at Hot Topic?

 

[Mogambo]

Holy fuck, I though the Mario hats were bad enough, but a studded beret?

You know how in Warhammer they add spikey bits on things to make them more Chaosy/Orky/Dark Eldary... that's kind of Phil. He thinks it makes him edgy, but it just looks... wrong. Spikes and studs on a leather jacket? Sure. But on a beret? Yeah...

 

[Tragi-Chan]

You know how in Warhammer they add spikey bits on things to make them more Chaosy/Orky/Dark Eldary... that's kind of Phil. He thinks it makes him edgy, but it just looks... wrong. Spikes and studs on a leather jacket? Sure. But on a beret? Yeah...

It's kind of Marcel-Marceau-fucked-Metal-Sonichu.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Wow when did J.Lo visit his apartment?

 

[Mogambo]

It's kind of Marcel-Marceau-fucked-Metal-Sonichu.

I was thinking more like Bowser's mentally challenged crossdressing cousin, but yeah, that works too.

 

[Dentontx]

The AK pic is from here. Phil's just salty he can't get into the YPJ on account of being a man.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

The AK pic is from here. Phil's just salty he can't get into the YPJ on account of being a man.

I just Googled the YPJ and they look pretty badass - basically they look the way Phil wishes he looked. Now I'm wondering if Phil's going to "discover" some Middle Eastern ancestry for maximum anti-American points. I wouldn't put it past the idiot to get himself arrested by posting a load of pro-ISIS stuff on Facebook.

 

[Faulty Keurig]

but how can his neck be that fat

What neck? All I see is chin.

 

[lindsayfan]

lol... I would pour my paltry shekels into his Patreon if he actually went to Rojava to join the YPJ.

[ context: various westerners including bored or adventurous American & British anti-capitalists have been traveling to Syria to fight ISIS http://fusion.net/story/324193/fight-isis-syria-war-kurds/ ]

 

[Spudnik]

I love how this "beautiful translatinx" has a neck that rivals Cannibal Corpse's George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher:

It took Fisher years of headbanging for that, it only took Phil being a spud with a goblin body.