Phil's Early Life

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From what Phil has said, he displayed signs of autism even in his early life. People have debated whether Dave and Linda didn't get him tested because autism wasn't as recognized back then or if they were just oblivious to the fact that anything was unusual with Phil. I've thought that perhaps they realized that their son wasn't normal but didn't know what to do about it and maybe the reason Linda coddled him is because she didn't think he was capable of doing things on his own. It might explain why she would go to the trouble of driving to his house to pick up his laundry and then return it after cleaning it.
High functioning autism wasn't as recognized back then, basically you had to communicate mostly with tardgrunts and smear shit on the walls to be diagnosed, so high functioning autistics slipped through the cracks and were merely considered odd. "The boy ain't right" is where it began and where it ended.
 
Good luck with you guys trying to get anything out of Phil's high school. I contacted Notre Dame via their Facebook which was being run by one of the secretaries in the school office. I simply asked if they could look up who was the valedictorian in the class of 2000. They gave me the run around for months. They were too busy, then it was summer, then something else. Eventually the person I was talking to said they talked to some old teacher from back then who said they didn't recognize my fake Facebook name and needed to prove I was a student. I told them I was involved with an investment opportunity and the man claimed he was valedictorian and I was checking to see if it was true. They eventually did say it was Philip Burnell.

Trying to get any info from them was like pulling teeth. I don't know why they were so protective. It wasn't like I was asking for information on currently enrolled students, it was twenty year old information. I can only speculate that I wasn't the only one bothering them for information on Phil.
 
Trying to get any info from them was like pulling teeth. I don't know why they were so protective. It wasn't like I was asking for information on currently enrolled students, it was twenty year old information. I can only speculate that I wasn't the only one bothering them for information on Phil
Wouldn't you be embarrassed if DSP ended up being the valedictorian of your high school?
 
From what Phil has said, he displayed signs of autism even in his early life. People have debated whether Dave and Linda didn't get him tested because autism wasn't as recognized back then or if they were just oblivious to the fact that anything was unusual with Phil. I've thought that perhaps they realized that their son wasn't normal but didn't know what to do about it and maybe the reason Linda coddled him is because she didn't think he was capable of doing things on his own. It might explain why she would go to the trouble of driving to his house to pick up his laundry and then return it after cleaning it.
There was something Phil said once when talking about high school and how he came to be his class's valedictorian. I believe the context was Current Phil laughing about seeing "The Asian Girl", who was his main competition for valedictorian, crying in the hallways because she had gotten a 'B'. Current Phil was saying this was funny because, "she tried so hard, and I didn't try at all and was doing better than 'The Asian'". Phil went on to say that before high school he also used to have to try really hard and would "study 3 hours a night" and still not get it, but then when he got to high school "something clicked" and he would barely have to study 45 minutes and be able to remember all the material. Phil describes this as "it was like some kind of fog lifted", and seemed to view being able to read, remember, and regurgitate information as some kind of super power he stumbled in to that allowed him to "beat The Asian" at general high school courses.
Speculate on this however you want. Maybe Phil had ADD and wasn't medicated until high school. I could definitely see Current Compulsively Lying Narc Phil describing taking Benedryl for allergies and Ritalin for ADD as being part of some "cocktail of medication" that Badass Loner Chad Depressed Stalker "Mr Big Booty Latina Steal Your Gurl" Phil had to take because the world just couldn't handle how real and raw he was.

For anyone wondering about Phil's high school class size there was exactly 1 Asian girl, and Phil definitely isn't racist. . .and PandaLee is NOT Asian. That is all.
 
High functioning autism wasn't as recognized back then, basically you had to communicate mostly with tardgrunts and smear shit on the walls to be diagnosed, so high functioning autistics slipped through the cracks and were merely considered odd. "The boy ain't right" is where it began and where it ended.
And even with a diagnosis the support available would have been next to none, probably just a therapist to provide general life skills/social skills/coping strategies, unless they were willing to drive all the way to Hartford, NYC, or New Haven for specialist treatment.

I could definitely see Current Compulsively Lying Narc Phil describing taking Benedryl for allergies and Ritalin for ADD as being part of some "cocktail of medication" that Badass Loner Chad Depressed Stalker "Mr Big Booty Latina Steal Your Gurl" Phil had to take because the world just couldn't handle how real and raw he was.
And I could see him making it all up from whole cloth because of his ego + tendency to pass off fictional plots as things that happened to him IRL.

Why can't the truth be the simplest explanation - he didn't fit in at his high school for any number of reasons (couldn't get along with neighbors or classmates due to being much smarter and having a much better home life, to say nothing of being a fucking weirdo), so he came up with an elaborate lie to avoid admitting he was unpopular and his 'success' was only because the bar was set so low.
 
Wouldn't you be embarrassed if DSP ended up being the valedictorian of your high school?
Especially finding out some years later that he's some shut in loser online begging other social retards for their SSI checks, yes. It definitely reflects the school's image, especially online, where some poor underpaid secretary is used to getting harassed by people online asking about some retard that was valedictorian 20+ years ago.

Also, imagine being a zoomer at that same high school and finding out that SAME retard from 20+ years ago is on TikTok being a "game journalist" and falling down the rabbit hole known as DSP. Yeah, I'd be pretty embarrassed.
 
There was something Phil said once when talking about high school and how he came to be his class's valedictorian. I believe the context was Current Phil laughing about seeing "The Asian Girl", who was his main competition for valedictorian, crying in the hallways because she had gotten a 'B'. Current Phil was saying this was funny because, "she tried so hard, and I didn't try at all and was doing better than 'The Asian'". Phil went on to say that before high school he also used to have to try really hard and would "study 3 hours a night" and still not get it, but then when he got to high school "something clicked" and he would barely have to study 45 minutes and be able to remember all the material. Phil describes this as "it was like some kind of fog lifted", and seemed to view being able to read, remember, and regurgitate information as some kind of super power he stumbled in to that allowed him to "beat The Asian" at general high school courses.
Speculate on this however you want. Maybe Phil had ADD and wasn't medicated until high school. I could definitely see Current Compulsively Lying Narc Phil describing taking Benedryl for allergies and Ritalin for ADD as being part of some "cocktail of medication" that Badass Loner Chad Depressed Stalker "Mr Big Booty Latina Steal Your Gurl" Phil had to take because the world just couldn't handle how real and raw he was.

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Do you think Phil’s sudden “click” in high school was more about a change in study habits and maturity, or could it really have been a late realization of a natural aptitude he didn’t recognize before?
 
Do you think Phil’s sudden “click” in high school was more about a change in study habits and maturity, or could it really have been a late realization of a natural aptitude he didn’t recognize before?
No? I said in my post my speculation was that he got diagnosed with ADD and started taking a Ritalin prescription around the time he started high school.
Maybe Phil had ADD and wasn't medicated until high school.
 
I could be having some kind of delusion but I swear I remember a story Phil told where he described in his youth a terrible collision he survived [caused] and that when he woke up in the ER his parents were yelling at him about how he disobeyed them, apparently being told not to go out.

In his retelling he kept insisting he did nothing wrong and everyone was stupid
My theory is that he was droving slow
In the left lane. A guy passed him on the right and merged back on the left ahead of Phil. This caused Phil to panic and crash.
 
Do you think Phil’s sudden “click” in high school was more about a change in study habits and maturity, or could it really have been a late realization of a natural aptitude he didn’t recognize before?
Before the gin brain, Phil thinks in black and white and can easily memorize the material. Any sort of critical thinking, creative thought, or anything that may require a hint of a rational thought is outside of his wheelhouse. In high school, he most likely memorized the dates, the names, etc...and was able to achieve that way. Also, his graduating class had 50 people in it. All you REALLY had to do was give a hint of effort: show up to class with a body temp of 98 degrees, and a reading level above the 5th grade.

High school REALLY doesn't require any form of critical thinking, forming a rational thought, or being creative in a response to respond to someone in a debate.

I remember Phil mentioning when he went to college, he had issues with the computer science professors and where he really struggled with the material. He mentioned he found high school "super easy.", not realizing that computer science is one of the HARDEST degrees to earn. Hell, any STEM degree for that matter. Which is why he switched to business....it's one of the EASIER degree's to get. You get a business degree when you find out you're not cut for STEM.
 
Also, his graduating class had 50 people in it.
It was also a very, well, diverse school that is best known for its sports program. If he showed up to class, didn't get into fights, and turned in most of his assignments he was most of the way to valedictorian. For all his bluster about going to Fairfield instead of BU out of modesty I suspect it's because his ACT/SAT scores were just that bad.
I remember Phil mentioning when he went to college, he had issues with the computer science professors and where he really struggled with the material. He mentioned he found high school "super easy.", not realizing that computer science is one of the HARDEST degrees to earn. Hell, any STEM degree for that matter. Which is why he switched to business....it's one of the EASIER degree's to get. You get a business degree when you find out you're not cut for STEM.
If I remember right the specific class that made him give up was algorithms. That is typically a sophomore level class so he didn't even get to the things that make people lose sleep, he got through a year of intro to programming (which depending on his school might have been required for other STEM majors and dumbed down accordingly) and gave up at the first class where he couldn't lean on what he learned from playing with a compiler in his spare time. Even if it was an elective/a required class that could still be deferred because it was not a pre requisite for anything, he must have taken it fairly early because he didn't need an extra year to get a degree despite switching majors (lack of overlap between CS and business majors means those CS credits would mostly be converted to general education requirements, maybe with a STEM credit or two if he was lucky).

Equally revealing is that he transferred into finance, that's pretty much a dumbed down version of econ (and large parts of econ are dumbed down industrial engineering, itself a relatively easy branch of engineering).
 
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