Phil has said (and done) a lot...I mean a lot of stupid, ridiculous, fucktarded shit in his life. But to me, this whole "Antifa Prime/Crime Minister" bullshit has got to top them all, and on so many levels. It makes absolutely no sense. Antifa isn't a country. There aren't ranks or titles in Antifa. Phil claims to be an anarchist, so the whole idea of prime ministers should be the antithesis of what he stands (well, sits) for. And he's too fucking terrified of getting arrested and having his TardBux rowboat sunk to break the law.
Yes I realize Phil is too stupid to understand why it's fucktarded and it's just something he and his new Ain't-ifa playmates are doing to feel like they're important and are participating with the real Antifa activists. But it's just so stupid and cringey. You could almost feel embarrassed for him if he wasn't such an insufferable turd.
Edit: why does Phil need a second deadbolt on his door? What happened to the totally real, totally not airsoft, seriously you guys it's real, gun he got? What about all the Super-Duper Sooper Slobber training he's been doing with the other members of the Ain't-ifa 86ed Chair-Borne SpEd Ops? You'd think that a total badass like Phil, who is constantly reminding anyone he sees that he's totally not a-scared of being killed or tortured, would feel confident enough in his skills to be able to defend his apartment. Especially since the Ain't-ifa Barracks is so close to the door and he should be able to snap into action and brutally shred to pieces any home invaders or Kiwi Farms assassins.
