📚 Megathread Phil's Crowdfunding Adventures - Smokes weed every day, claims bipolar disorder

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And here we go with the next phase - 'body dysmorphic disorder'. Phil, is fat, bald and ugly, and hates himself. If he can't be arsed to properly eat and exercise (insert bullshit excuse about Trumpcaptialismisogyny here) he has no excuse. Counselling only works when people want to change, and all Phil wants is for the world to change for him.

Perpetual victim and begging, chapter II is about to commence. It's just as boring as chapter one, except the only possible way to trump (ha!) the srs surgery is to either get massive fake tits (sadly, this probably won't get funded - more's the pity, because Phil with massive tits would be hilarious) or to do a flip.

Everything was supposed to be great once he got an extra hole. Maybe everything will be great when he gets tits, right? It'll all be fine when the next thing is changed. Countdown to another big thing that's supposed to change his life and doesn't.

Tune in next time to witness the epic battle of Phil's ego against his self-hatred. Which will win?
 
Given how no one pays attention to him but us, it's certifiably him being a fat tard and blowing money onto his dumb pages.
 
The name on the donation says "Paju Clark," but links to Mattigan Clark (archive) instead. I didn't get any hits reverse-searching the picture, and the most I could turn up on the name Mattigan Clark was a review for a pizza place in Georgia and a fairly empty SoundCloud.

Dug a little more and it might be Mattigan Jane Clark (thank her father for posting a directory of pictures of her), whose father at least hails from Georgia. Not archiving because this person might be completely unrelated, but the girl in the final photo has similar nose to the one in the GFM profile. Otherwise, no social media that I could find. I don't know if she was just tossing money at a random fundraiser or if she actually knows Phil personally. Still odd.
 
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It is $30 on Amazon.
 
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I actually just went to visit family in Nevada, and one of my cousins had just bought a couple of these. (God knows why.)

It seemed sturdy enough, but yeah, it's mall ninja garbage.

Thing is though, from my cousin's explanation, it seems like it's just a little bit too complicated for Phil. Not too complicated for the average human, but it would be miles beyond Phil's ability to understand.

The model I was shown required multiple button presses to arm the stun gun, another button to test it. (I was told this button must not be held down for more than a few seconds, or something bad would happen.)

I'll be honest, I wasn't paying super close attention, because I wasn't really interested, but from a brief tutorial, I'm pretty sure Phil would probably electrocute himself trying to use this thing.
 
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That's cool and all Phil you posturing and mannish ape, but that still doesn't mean anything given that if we actually felt like killing you for reals (not in your sad imagination that you have to give yourself some purpose), it'd be pretty easy since you're outmatched in terms of equipment. I mean shit, I myself could do it given I actually own a few guns, while you don't.

Besides, shouldn't you be saving that money to keep rent up you stupid asshole? I guess you want to try your faux-homeless act again for pity, but are too stupid to realize that you'll be stuck outside genuinely far more often due to being older and known in the community you're trying to ooze into again as a malevolent and selfish tard.
 
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That's cool and all Phil you posturing and mannish ape, but that still doesn't mean anything given that if we actually felt like killing you for reals (not in your sad imagination that you have to give yourself some purpose), it'd be pretty easy since you're outmatched in terms of equipment. I mean shit, I myself could do it given I actually own a few guns, while you don't.

Besides, shouldn't you be saving that money to keep rent up you stupid asshole? I guess you want to try your faux-homeless act again for pity, but are too stupid to realize that you'll be stuck outside genuinely far more often due to being older and known in the community you're trying to ooze into again as a malevolent and selfish tard.
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Actually, the faggot should be saving the money he's spending on mall tier bullshit to visit his GRS doctor. He did say that he no longer has has insurance that covers visits nor the money to pay because he had to buy more tard bullshit.
 
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Besides, shouldn't you be saving that money to keep rent up you stupid asshole? I guess you want to try your faux-homeless act again for pity, but are too stupid to realize that you'll be stuck outside genuinely far more often due to being older and known in the community you're trying to ooze into again as a malevolent and selfish tard.
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He IS trying to save that money, although most likely he's saving it for a big wheel of cheese and maybe a bottle of vodka to soothe Toren when he's in a rage instead of paying the rent.

That's why he's e-begging for some sap to equip Izzy Hell the "antifa supersoldier" who can't afford his own Nazi-stomping gear.

Oh Phil,Phil Phil. You're more predictable then an atomic clock.
 
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