📚 Megathread Phil's Crowdfunding Adventures - Smokes weed every day, claims bipolar disorder

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^ An Ghost's attachment may be the fruits of a cleaned fresh Facebook labor... New people without any connection to the past.
 
Good to know that money is being well spent on acupuncture and a chiropractor (aka expensive useless bullshit), travel, and a huge color tattoo. Also you can get a microwave for $18 at Walmart.
 

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Good to know that money is being well spent on acupuncture and a chiropractor (aka expensive useless bullshit), travel, and a huge color tattoo. Also you can get a microwave for $18 at Walmart.
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"Carpooling with Vikki"...instead of "going with my girlfriend."

He openly talked about wasting donation money on tattoos and his intention to continue in the future. I just can't fathom what sort of social justice these moron think they're advocating for when they throw money into Phil's feed trough.

Maybe it's money they didn't earn themselves, so they don't value it.
 
GUYS PLEASE HALP ME THRIVE

Bus fare. Holy shit. Marginalize some lonely penises for monies then I guess.
 
I really wish someone would ask him why he's not riding that stupid bike he splurged his :tugboat: on. I guess Toren's too busy chugging vodka to teach him to ride? :drink::drink::drink:

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Posted on May 13, 2017
Running low on TriMet fare tickets.
I need to be able to get around Portland on transit:

$12.50 buys me 10x Honored Citizen 2.5 Hour bus tickets
$25.00 buys me 10x 1-Day Honored Citizen bus passes
and $28.00 buys a monthly Honored Citizen pass for June

Also dealing with a busted microwave that stopped working. Both the turntable and the lamp are not working. Cannot operate it anymore as it is a fire/explosion hazard.

I have also an unaddressed need for a vacuum cleaner to keep up with house cleaning to keep me and my partner's apartment liveable and clean to the best of our ability
 
Flame the Sunbird dijo:
I really wish someone would ask him why he's not riding that stupid bike he splurged his :tugboat: on. I guess Toren's too busy chugging vodka to teach him to ride? :drink::drink::drink:

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Posted on May 13, 2017
Running low on TriMet fare tickets.
I need to be able to get around Portland on transit:

$12.50 buys me 10x Honored Citizen 2.5 Hour bus tickets
$25.00 buys me 10x 1-Day Honored Citizen bus passes
and $28.00 buys a monthly Honored Citizen pass for June

Also dealing with a busted microwave that stopped working. Both the turntable and the lamp are not working. Cannot operate it anymore as it is a fire/explosion hazard.

I have also an unaddressed need for a vacuum cleaner to keep up with house cleaning to keep me and my partner's apartment liveable and clean to the best of our ability
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>Keep apartment liveable and clean

How can he say this when it's apparent that he's never cleaned anything.
 
They might have gotten a warning. Some places do inspections from time to time to ensure you aren't living in squalor, do bug sprays, follow through on complaints from other tenants about strange odors, make sure you aren't growing pot, shit like that.
 
MasterDisaster dijo:
They might have gotten a warning. Some places do inspections from time to time to ensure you aren't living in squalor, do bug sprays, follow through on complaints from other tenants about strange odors, make sure you aren't growing pot, shit like that.
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I thought it already happened not too long ago and it didn't go well. ADF did sperg about getting all dressed up for it.
 
King Cobra JFS the king of apsergers on YouTube has had such inspections and he spends his ENTIRE day smoking various formats of tobacco. He vacuums on youtube before it and usually gets his ass-reamed but nothing ever comes of it. I mention all this as I am curious "what in the holy hell did a landlord think of the PhilCave" haah
 
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Heh, I thought that at first too but I think he means the rotating platform used in the microwave for even cooking, not a turntable for playing vinyl records.
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I could absolutely buy the idea that Phil was e-begging for a turntable in order to achieve his dream of building a career as a DJ. Like his careers in graphic design or tattoo art that we've not heard anything about lately.
 
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How would this fat fuck vacuum anyway? The floor is entirely buried in tard hoard.
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I expect that, like most things that could actually improve Phil's life, this will remain a theoretical concept for a couple of months while he whines about how important it is. Then he'll post a photo of himself waving some overpriced plastic weaponry around and the vacuum cleaner will disappear off his wishlist.
 
Phil'll probably buys a really expensive vacuum cleaner and then immediately covers it with tard maps, because he can't get it to work.
 
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