📚 Megathread Phil's Crowdfunding Adventures - Smokes weed every day, claims bipolar disorder

[AnOminous]

"I will not repeat myself as to why I need Kaspersky "(could get free avast and be fine )

The entitlement is strong with this one.

Kaspersky isn't going to do shit for him when he's sleeping under a bridge again.

 

[Positron]

Kaspersky: protecting your pictures of filthy fingernails, flaccid nutsack, and trench feet.

 

[Ruin]

Strange how he's oddly insistent on one of the most expensive antivirus packages. It's almost like he's full of shit and going to spend the money on something else.

Spoiler

 

[Positron]

I can actually see him paying for Kaspersky, given his Russian fetish.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

I can actually see him paying for Kaspersky, given his Russian fetish.

I swear any of the laptops we've had to get from Best Buy over the years have come with a $54.99USD valued "Kapersky disk" or "Free Digital Download". SOMEONE SOMEWHERE has an unopened disk lol

 

[Walter Temple]

A person resembling a sentient lump of butter gathered the will to publicly say Phil is full of shit.

You go... person of indeterminate gender! Keep acknowledging what you can see with your own goddamned eyes and you'll be free of the troon pit in no time!

 

[An Ghost]

I believe somebody mentioned that the computers that come from the volunteer program he was at ran Linux. He wouldn't need to bother with anti virus and probably wouldn't have the patience to get photoshop working. He could have scored whatever else instead with windows though.

 

[muh_moobs]

Don't worry, now we've got that agent who looks and sounds exactly like Toren, future attempts will be much easier.

Ya know, with the autism facial-blindness thing, I wonder if that could actually work. Find someone same height/build as Toren who looks similar, shave 'em and give them a wig, then send them in and see if Phil even notices.

 

[muh_moobs]

I predict a "Kiwi's stole my Bike" saga at some point in the next 3 - 6 months, despite how much he loves the thing in a fetishistic way when he needs some money and he's getting even less than he does now I can see him hocking the thing.

"Now gibs moneh. Somebody got paid!"

 

[Hellfire]

Crosspost.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Crosspost.

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Hahaha no.

 

[An Ghost]

I'd donate $50 to see him ride that bike

 

[ON 190]

"Recently formerly houseless" is possibly the most autistic way to put it.

 

[Twrx]

Crosspost.

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So he's hike a few feet, pant like a madman and turn around and waddle his fat ass home.

 

[MasterDisaster]

For fifty bucks he better record the whole thing. Otherwise someone's paying him to say 'I totally did it thanks for paying me for the exercise I so desperately need!' And them goes back to eating his bargain bin cheeseballs.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

"Recently formerly houseless" is possibly the most autistic way to put it.

It's not even that recent these days. He's really milking it.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Recently formerly houseless

He should really say "I finally have a sofa to call my own"

 

[An Ghost]

No way this latest one isn't a seed from Phil, especially because he claims to only have $0.47

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

More like Shelly Cuckberg

 

[nhocgreen]

Didn't he have a temp job for that new conputer? Any reason why he can't continue working?