📚 Megathread Phil's Crowdfunding Adventures - Smokes weed every day, claims bipolar disorder

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"I'll keep asking for these things until they happen."

That might be the single most detached and entitled thing I've ever heard from someone who isn't an insanely rich kid or otherwise immensely wealthy motherfucker. I know that he's literally a sped, stealth or not, but holy shit he's such a complete fucking sped.
 
For some reason the fact that he's asking for money to buy Photoshop annoys me more than anything else he's begging for..
he is probably aware that he could pirate it but he knows photoshop is expensive so he wants money for it. hes turned down actual goods before in lieu of cash. he just wants the scratch for pizza and knives.
 
he is probably aware that he could pirate it but he knows photoshop is expensive so he wants money for it. hes turned down actual goods before in lieu of cash. he just wants the scratch for pizza and knives.
Makes sense lol. Like those homeless people who will turn down people offering to buy or give them food because they just want money for booze and scratch tickets.
 

"I'll keep asking for these things until they happen."

That might be the single most detached and entitled thing I've ever heard from someone who isn't an insanely rich kid or otherwise immensely wealthy motherfucker. I know that he's literally a sped, stealth or not, but holy shit he's such a complete fucking sped.
He briefly became a bit more reasonable with his begging - saying he was going to get a job, go back to college, generally look like an investment rather than a money pit. Now it's like he thought, "Well, that's my niceness quota met. Why aren't you giving me all your money, you pile of cunts?"
 
He briefly became a bit more reasonable with his begging - saying he was going to get a job, go back to college, generally look like an investment rather than a money pit. Now it's like he thought, "Well, that's my niceness quota met. Why aren't you giving me all your money, you pile of cunts?"

I feel like the updates where he first started talking about going back to school and getting a job were Toren's influence. Especially since Toren's more of a seasoned grifter. I'm guessing with Toren off in LA Phil's gone back to his usual "Gimmie, gimmie" behavior.
 
Remember when Phil was living rough and was to proud to beg (so made tweaker do it).
I wish he could find that pride again
 
He briefly became a bit more reasonable with his begging - saying he was going to get a job, go back to college, generally look like an investment rather than a money pit. Now it's like he thought, "Well, that's my niceness quota met. Why aren't you giving me all your money, you pile of cunts?"
That single, well-articulated message was ghost-written, most likely by Kjel or someone else in TLL. By now Phil probably has forgotten what it says.
Afterwards he reverted back to "mah storage unit and mah bike mah bike must defend against kweeewee farms!!!"

(The message in question:Ver archivo adjunto 154583)
 
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"I'll keep asking for these things until they happen."

If it's one thing, or one event, a friend (or someone who wants to look like one) might kick a few bucks over your way, even if it looks like something stupid. Crowdfunding a kayak? Sure, whatever, it's not like this guy ever begs for anything, I'll toss him a fiver.

But his greed never stops. When the fundraiser page has a huge goal and 600 days left, it looks less like, "I need this thing," and more like, "subsidize my existence." People get worn out; Shelley Kruckeburg is likely going to wise up after this latest $270.

Worst of all, it's tacky. Like always hitting up the same 4 aunts for your Mary Kay/Tupperware shit.

Edit: He wants to PAY for antivirus software?
 
If it's one thing, or one event, a friend (or someone who wants to look like one) might kick a few bucks over your way, even if it looks like something stupid. Crowdfunding a kayak? Sure, whatever, it's not like this guy ever begs for anything, I'll toss him a fiver.

But his greed never stops. When the fundraiser page has a huge goal and 600 days left, it looks less like, "I need this thing," and more like, "subsidize my existence." People get worn out; Shelley Kruckeburg is likely going to wise up after this latest $270.

Worst of all, it's tacky. Like always hitting up the same 4 aunts for your Mary Kay/Tupperware shit.

Edit: He wants to PAY for antivirus software?

And for Photoshop, instead of obtaining it like a normal person.
 
Edit: He wants to PAY for antivirus software?

Nope he's trying to pull off a classic bum scam. You know where street bombs claim to want money for food/medicine but then get shitty if you try to give them food because what they really want is cash for booze? What Phil really wants is some sucker to give him money for cheese and knives.
 
You can't buy Photoshop no more. Well, you can, but it costs stupid money because Adobe wants you to sign onto their monthly pay-as-you-go service.
 
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