📚 Megathread Phil's Crowdfunding Adventures - Smokes weed every day, claims bipolar disorder

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Quite a number of them are tired of that Troon drama as well but have no ties outside of the community so are stuck in a catch 22 situation, and Phil just happens to be the scatty icing on the cake.

I explained myself badly.
There are members of the LGBT community who follow people like Kylie or Greta because they want the drama and to see who's shitting up their community.
Some post here, some post elsewhere, others have friends here and some seek out others to pass on info.
Using tweaker as an example, they were happy to post here and found out we weren't monsters to be feared but it fucked him up IRL because the likes of Phil was able to poison their local community against them. So it's not just the Greta's he had to worry about but the more normal elements of the community who simply don't want the drama of being associated with a kiwi.
There's a massive difference between saying
"People complained because Phil stinks"
And
"People complained because Phil stinks because he hadnt changed his clothes in several days. It was suggested he use the break room to freshen up but refused and later wrote the transphobic post as protest".
The more information you pass on the more you expose your contact.
Even if Phil can't see this section it's best to maintain cover incase other are leaking or others close to Phil are posting.
 
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If Phil makes people associate TLL with his smell, he is doing a good deed for a change.
When people see TLL, they smell a rat.

Fifteen seconds is the time it takes phatt Phil to stuff a block of cheese down his throat.

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Why is he so fixated on 15 seconds? Is it just :autism:? Because most of these things take less than 15 seconds.

That being said, I like the way this is escalating. He seems to be getting comfortable with his bullshitting again. I'm looking forward to more tales of Phil's heroics on the streets of Portland.
 
Why is he so fixated on 15 seconds? Is it just :autism:? Because most of these things take less than 15 seconds.

It's a figure he's got from some fucking part time rambo site, i.e. a figured pulled out of a guestimated rat's arse. There is no "standard" reaction time to that kind of situation even by trained fucking professionals not ambulatory potatoes with a weapons fetish who get's out of breath walking at a leisurely pace.
 
I figured it was because he's a tard with a slow reaction time. It just takes him longer than the average to process information.

Oh there is some of that but even in his safe space phil is a paranoid jumpy little fuck, seriously rember that kid in school who was always sensitive to loud noises and if they got touched unexpectedly they jumped out of his skin? Mix that with his baseline levels of confusion an frustration and you get some one who goes catatonic in a real panic situation like a fainting goat.
 
He removed the line about "yesterday's attack by Kiwi Farms" from this one.

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What prompted the flurry of begging? Did he buy something hugely expensive and stupid or did it finally dawn on him that Toren is a penniless leech who has no intention of helping with expenses?
 
What prompted the flurry of begging? Did he buy something hugely expensive and stupid or did it finally dawn on him that Toren is a penniless leech who has no intention of helping with expenses?
He doesn't beg more than usual. Once every several hours has been his habit at least since he announced he had housing.

His bravely seeing off our Kiwi C.I.S. agent has brought him exactly zero dollars: the last donation was 5 days ago.
 
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What prompted the flurry of begging? Did he buy something hugely expensive and stupid or did it finally dawn on him that Toren is a penniless leech who has no intention of helping with expenses?
His gofundme has about 8 shares a day average. It's been like that for 2 months so no it's not any worse. And that's not a joke: 1.6k shares/203 days.
As for recent purchases: a fucking gas mask. Who knows what that ran him.
 
It's a figure he's got from some fucking part time rambo site, i.e. a figured pulled out of a guestimated rat's arse. There is no "standard" reaction time to that kind of situation even by trained fucking professionals not ambulatory potatoes with a weapons fetish who get's out of breath walking at a leisurely pace.


I used to be a CCW (concealed carry weapon) instructor, and I never told anyone anything about some stupid reaction time they had to beat and do or die. I did qoute times that an attacker with a knife could cover in x amount of time. But that was a generalization, and simply used as a way to cement how quickly situations can turn south.


Edit: I'd also stress the same thing I learned in military shooting courses I took. "Slow is smooth, smooth is fast". Meaning you can't be rushing to meet some time standard. I'd do stress shoots, but I wouldn't use it to lecture them about time, I'd use it as a way to remind them they have to do everything smoothly.
 
Your really interested in who's leaking Phil content lately and keep asking us to correct his Spanish.
Should we be concerned?

You get the point in having a mole is to not say who it is.....right @Ravenor

Please stop asking questions like this.



Exactly, there are a few reasons I get good contacts and sources of information and one of them is I don't disclose who they are to every tom, dick and harry. If one of them was to show up on the farms and say "Hi I'm @DragoonSierra I've been feeding Ravenor intel ask me anything" I'd verify who you are through established channels then confirm (or deny) it on the forums but that choice is down to each individual informant's discretion (and yes many read here and many know who I am).

Most of my informants are really in deep with Phil and a few more know him IRL and see him in public fairly regularly, and are just as disgusted with him as we are on a regular basis but cutting him off outright will cause a storm of autisim they don't want and don't need so the working relationship I have with them giving me intel and me protecting their anonymity as long as they want me to works just fine so we will keep it that way.
This isnt my intention. I only asked if the source was someone who worked at FreeGeek to confirm the accuracy of the info. I dont want any specifics on the person. There have been fakers who have fooled us before. Dusty comes to mind.

I am actually surprised no one reported Phil's crowdfunding project as "Money not being used as the fundraiser states".
I think that requires proof.
 
This isnt my intention. I only asked if the source was someone who worked at FreeGeek to confirm the accuracy of the info. I dont want any specifics on the person. There have been fakers who have fooled us before. Dusty comes to mind.

Dusty wasn't really a faker, he was a sperg
I don't think we've even had a fake Phil friend just embarrassing spergs.
 
I don't see why Phil's having problems with money
He did claim he was getting IRL money at pokestops when playing pokemon go.

I don't know where to start correcting that lie
 
I don't see why Phil's having problems with money
He did claim he was getting IRL money at pokestops when playing pokemon go.

I don't know where to start correcting that lie

Source? I don't remember that at all.

Edit: nvm found it
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