📚 Megathread Phil's Crowdfunding Adventures - Smokes weed every day, claims bipolar disorder

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He just upped his "hard ask" (:pickle::pickle::pickle:) from $200 to $250.

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Isabel Rosa Araujo
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URGENT FINANCIAL SOLIDARITY REQUESTED: Please copy and paste my description and share the link!

"I need help with rent (some of my $362 a month rent) and utilities (PGE Electric, Water, Sewer and Trash) this month. As well as reimbursement for shipping costs ($108) AJ Luxton incurred moving my stuff out of storage in Oakland, California.

I also need funds to get a Oregon ID Card - I recently lost my California ID

Under the usual circumstances, because my partner Victoria Valimir would be able to cover the PGE Electric bill and Water/Sewer/Trash, and my Metro PCS phone bill- she will not be able to cover these costs next month due to a business trip she has to go to in Los Angeles (March 1st-8th)

So, my hard ask is that I need about $250.00 to no more than $350.00 Maximum to cover a portion of the rent, and all utilities for the month of March as well as costs related to getting a new ID card.

Please help me, I do not want to lose my and Vikki's home I fought too long to get. So I am reaching out for help."
 
"I need anywhere between 250 and 350 because slingblade is drinking me back into the poorhouse"
 
"Fought too long to get" LULZ
He should start a medallion-selling site with Spud Medallions and hand-braided Solidarity Chains.

"Fought to long to get"
Ignoring he was offered it before and turned it down because it was in a bad area aka "to brown for Phil.
Also "fought" when he means "handed".

Then again word is Phil isn't actually getting real tard housing but subsidised private rent.....which anyone who can fill in a form and has a disability can get so long as they can budget
 
How does a shut in loose an ID card? Did it fall out of his pocket while riding his bike....oh wait....


What makes you think any surface of Casa de Potato is clean? Hell, Phil makes Brianna Wu's house look spotless in comparison.

I thought Phil and Toren were through?

Edit: spelling

Even if they are, I suspect Toren tricked Phil into letting them leech off living there in an ironic twist to Phil who did it so many times in the past. Toren is the smarter of the two morons as it stands.
 
You know, with how much of a sham Phil's relationships and life are, its honestly shocking he isnt constantly on a ledge. Most rational people who let their lives go this far would either fix it or kill themselves.
This is why I find it so entertaining when he starts smugposting. He boasts about getting a house or a bike and thinks everyone here is seething with jealousy, when the reality is "oh congrats you've achieved some aspect of adulthood ten years later than most other people."

WTF does "financial solidarity" even mean?
In theory, "we're all in this together and we'll help each other out financially if needed." In Phil's case, he never has any money that he doesn't spend on his own selfish wants, so basically it's just begging with a little bit of SJW guilt-tripping.

Aren't business trips supposed to make money somehow? Or at least invest in skills needed to make money down the road?
What skills could he pick up at a troon porn conventi - :cryblood:

Even if they are, I suspect Toren tricked Phil into letting them leech off living there in an ironic twist to Phil who did it so many times in the past. Toren is the smarter of the two morons as it stands.
As the old saying goes, "In the valley of the blind, the one-eyed man is king."
 
After my post last night about "what is solidarity/el solidaridad" I kind of chuckled that all of these types have the same financial pan-handling process and there's almost zero net income. I know some work and are successful to some degree which is great. Can't imagine going into a month thinking I need to e-beg. Constantly.
 
Begging for glasses money is bullshit. His tard bux means he's on medicare, and could go get his eyes checked and glasses for free. They even have a decent selection of frames. Gee how shocking, Phil is being dishonest.
 
Why does Phil even need an ID?
California and Oregon don't have stop and identify laws so he's not legally required to have one even if stopped by a cop. It's an ID and not a license plus he doesn't drive. He would only need it if he had to go on a booze run for Toren. He just wants it because it's a piece of validation of this identity he has created.
 
After my post last night about "what is solidarity/el solidaridad" I kind of chuckled that all of these types have the same financial pan-handling process and there's almost zero net income. I know some work and are successful to some degree which is great. Can't imagine going into a month thinking I need to e-beg. Constantly.


Oh yea name one rat king that works? I can only think of eden Belmont who got fired for sucking dick in the bathroom.
 
How does Phil keep getting fatter? Honestly, it's baffling, he's large enough it's gotta take a good amount of calories to stay that size, he keeps growing though.

I'm not even a logging him, I'm honestly perplexed how on a fixed income he manages to grow when he spends his money on stupid shit.
 
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