📚 Megathread Phil's Crowdfunding Adventures - Smokes weed every day, claims bipolar disorder

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He's such an dumbass he forgot that he already got glasses back in 2015 for the same reason: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/10-03...lding-unwashed-diabetic-bruce-vilanche.13108/

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1. What the hell does he have in that unit that requires two car trips plus several bus journeys with bags? If you can afford that much shit, then you have no right to whine about poverty. Of course, the real reason is that he wants to screw as much money out of idiots as possible. I'd love to approach him claiming that I own a truck and want to help him out, just to see him try to squirm out of it.

2. He really will use any excuse to brag about his bike, won't he? He does not get that no one cares and that getting a bike is not an achievement. He's like an autistic version of a teenager who just lost his virginity and won't shut up about it.

3. Begging for glasses would be a fairly legitimate need, if he wasn't so exceptional that he illustrated his begging post with a photo of himself wearing the glasses he desperately needs. Pure geinus.
 
Womanly stubble, again.

2. He really will use any excuse to brag about his bike, won't he? He does not get that no one cares and that getting a bike is not an achievement. He's like an autistic version of a teenager who just lost his virginity and won't shut up about it.

But he hasn't lost his bike-virginity because he doesn't know where to put his balls without getting hurt.
 
Old school asspatter John Langley comments on the YouCaring page! (But doesn't donate *sigh* )

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John Langley ·
Cincinnati
This is my friend, this is legit. She's survived the streets for years, and has been targetted by other people on the street and mra shitbags stalking. If you've got some bux, giving some to her will help immensely. Thanks.
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It is also a very masculine style of eyewear; I wonder why he didn't get one of those "problem glasses".
 
Not to mention all the bitch work he'll have to do. I've had friends do tattoo apperentics, and before they got to tattoo an actual person, they were the shop bitch.


Which is normal, before you can learn to do the big things you have to learn the little things. Learning to keep yourself clean and the shop clean and doing the bitch work is important. You can't just jump right into tattooing people.
 
Which is normal, before you can learn to do the big things you have to learn the little things. Learning to keep yourself clean and the shop clean and doing the bitch work is important. You can't just jump right into tattooing people.
Phil strikes me as the sort of person who expects to get to do the full sleeve designs on his first day.
 
i literally copy and pasted this from my post on club cwcki. Edit: thats a great word filter. Club sonichu whatever.
Another number crunch
of note: Phil seeds his donations a lot so even these numbers are generous for $ amounts.
youcaring start date: 8/11/16
11/2/16 (Day 83)
420 Shares/$730
Shares per day=5.1. $ per day=8.80
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12/17/16 (Day 128)
960 Shares/$1205
Shares per day=7.5. $ per day=9.41
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2/5/17 (Day 178)
1.4k Shares/$1415
Shares per day=7.9. $ per day=7.95
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pretty much his 'financial solidarity' is winding likely down now that he can't milk his 'houselessness card,' he has access to a free computer, he got his bike.
But KF is back so he can milk that a little.
 
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Christ, anyone who gives even a dime to this fat tub of vile shit is in need of serious medical help.

The kind Jack Kevorkian used to offer.
 
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