📚 Megathread Phil's Crowdfunding Adventures - Smokes weed every day, claims bipolar disorder

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At long last he realized that Slingblade has a car:

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"Economic Justice"!

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At long last he realized that Slingblade has a car:

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I'd say it's AJ he's bumming a lift from since Toren is usually to drunk to drive and wants Phil out of the way.

"We have a stake in this together" = GIVE ME MONEY WHOEVER YOU ARE AGAIN! WINK WINK!

Alice is the tranny Phil went cheese shopping with and help hook him up at free geek.
Hes a pretty big influence on Phil but keeps it off Facebook incase kiwis take interest.
 
I love Phil whining about "years of houselessness" that was entirely the result of this fat dipshit just choosing not to rent an apartment.
 
I'd say it's AJ he's bumming a lift from since Toren is usually to drunk to drive and wants Phil out of the way.



Alice is the tranny Phil went cheese shopping with and help hook him up at free geek.
Hes a pretty big influence on Phil but keeps it off Facebook incase kiwis take interest.

Alice also knows people in the Bay Area so they potentially wouldn't just be wasting the time driving Phil down and back to reclaim the fetid sex toy hoard.

Of course this potentially means they could be inflicting Phil on relative innocents.
 
Alice also knows people in the Bay Area so they potentially wouldn't just be wasting the time driving Phil down and back to reclaim the fetid sex toy hoard.

Of course this potentially means they could be inflicting Phil on relative innocents.

It just seems like Phil is trying to fund a trip AJ would make anyway
Wink wink subtle phil
 
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Nahh, it's clearly pathetic attempts to money grub.

My guess for the copilot thing in the car is he might have finally had it hammered in his dense tard skull that spending that much dosh to recreate a bird's migration is not amenable if you want to compulsively buy stupid shit like neon whiffleball bats.
 
God what am I doing with my life... Just spent half an hour reading this thread. It's sad seeing a world where another Chris exists among it.
 

Well gee Phil, I COULD pay for your rent, food and utilities... or I could just use MY money to pay for MY food, rent and utilities, because I'm a responsible adult who has a job and doesn't waste money on bicycles I'm never going to use and rainbow coloured baseball bats.

Hell, I could donate money to charities that help refugees and victims of war in Syria, Iraq, Yemen, Palestine, Niger, and elsewhere. You know, people who actually deserve money.

I'd assume their is some kind of energy assistance in OR? Not that I want people of OR paying more for him, and he is probably too stupid to figure it out anyway.

Nah, Phil just wants extra money, probably for some overpriced and unnecessary trans themed bullshit. Or maybe more cheap flea market/mall weapons. Even if he did qualify for some sort of assistance and wasn't too lazy or proud to apply for it, he'd still beg for money because he's a greedy little shit. I think we proved that one a long time ago.
 
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