📚 Megathread Phil's Crowdfunding Adventures - Smokes weed every day, claims bipolar disorder

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I'm sure Phil has a portfolio to impress.

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11/2 Phil had 420 shares and $730
yes some are seeds from him but without 100% certainty and a huge amount of laziness from me i didnt subtract them
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Today, 12/17, Phil has 960 shares and $1205
That means over 45 days Phil has received $475 and 540 shares. He shares a lot himself but other people are sharing it too. $10.50 a day isn't great but it's more than he should be getting. This is also less than a dollar a share but on his new profile he shared his gofundme once every fucking hour until it got shut down. Keep in mind that even $10/day is VERY generous estimation because it seems like a lot of the donations are anonymous (maybe him) or are obvious seeding his donation pile. The higher than expected average (well more than i expected) is because a few cucks who donated a large amount, like over $100, but mostly the donations are every week maybe $15 bucks from some losers on his friends list.
 

I don't think Phil begging for money actually pisses people off that much, does it? At most it's kind of lame and pathetic.

But sure, let Phil be successful. Phil being successful has been great for us. Phil got an apartment, which made him even crazier as he imagined fake Kiwi home invasions that will never happen. Phil got a bike and spent all his rent money on the bike itself and stupid stickers for it, and he can't even ride.

All of Phil's victories are ultimately hollow and highlight how useless his stupid life is. So yeah, keep 'em coming. I can't wait to see what his next "success" will do to him.
 
I don't think Phil begging for money actually pisses people off that much, does it? At most it's kind of lame and pathetic.
I guess it could piss people off, given that he's appropriating minority identities for personal gain, but he does it so often that it's become white noise (and not just because Phil is white, which he is, and also male). The people who give to him are idiots, but it's their money - they probably weren't going to donate it to a useful cause.

The appeal of watching Phil is that he says and does huge amounts of stupid shit, and the e-begging is a part of this. It's fun to watch him fail to keep track of his many lies as he comes up with yet more reasons why people should donate, or to see what new SJW buzzword-mangling he's going to employ.

It's not like e-begging even helps. Phil just gets the money, spends it on something he doesn't need, then returns to Facebook with a new bleat about financial privilege. Evidence (provided through Phil's begging) suggests that this is inconsistent at best. If Greta really wanted to help, she'd talk to him about budgeting, planning ahead, getting a job and the difference between "need" and "want." But no, I'm sure "pissing us off" is important too.
 
But no, I'm sure "pissing us off" is important too.

This is the kind of pitiable "triumph" that a troon lives for apparently. Phil will be "pissing us off" by being homeless again at this rate. Come on, Phil, piss us off some more.
 
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