📚 Megathread Phil's Crowdfunding Adventures - Smokes weed every day, claims bipolar disorder

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phil looks super exceptional in the picture that thesabinegirl tweeted. like he normally looks like a slow in the mind rodent but he really is playing the tard angle hard.
He might look a bit less mentally subnormal if it weren't for his bizarre choices re hair and eyebrows. Still, it's pretty funny that he thinks he's going to go out like that and people will think, "Whoa! Awesome outfit!" rather than, "Oh no! He's lost his handler!"

i like how he says financially priviledged people, because he doesnt understand the idea that normal people have to work a legitimate job to earn a paycheck just to be able to live.
i cant wait for trump to turn off his tardbucks.
He's exactly like a bratty teenager demanding money off his parents. He doesn't know or care where the money comes from or how much they have or what they might want it for. I'd like to ask him why he thinks he deserves money for luxury goods more than the people who actually earn the money, but then I remember that he literally made a video in which he said, "I deserve nice things."
 

Now it's URGENTLY NEEDED and the Oakland trip is canceled because he wasted so much money on autistic weapons and now he wants to buy a $250 bike off Facebook.

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I don't know what is a "bicycle accomplice" but it doesn't sound like something a sane, morally upright person wants to be:

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"...relearn how to ride," oh my sides.
I think its time that I look up all these friends of Phil and add them to the friends of Phil page

When he gets booted from the apartment what the fuck is he going to do with that bike? Greyhound it down to the storage unit he refuses to empty out?

I bet you that bike gets stolen the first time he wheels it around Oakland.
What happened to the pet bike lock?
 
Not sure exactly when he did this, but Phil updated his fundraiser to let us know he'll be begging for a new computer and a camera for after he finishes accessorizing his bike. :roll:

He claims that he was a Computer Graphic Arts major in college. (@Ravenor , did you know that already? I remember on the old @Phil's Favorite Footlong / Dusty threads people asking about his major but this is the first confirmation I've seen.) And also mentions possibly going for a tattoo license! :lol:

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NEW LABTOP COMPUTER AND ASSOCIATED ITEMS, DSLR DIGITAL CAMERA

Per my stated goal of reentry into education and/or employment - I will be needing a personal labtop computer, a printer/scanner, and creative software (such as Photoshop) as Spring and Summer 2017 come - I want to figure out if I am ready to return to college and pursue Computer Graphic Arts as a major (I was a CGA major prior to coming out Transgender back when I was living in the New Jersey suburbs of Metro Philadelphia) , I am also considering freelance photography as a source of employment if the college option does not materialize. I am also playing with the idea of going for my Tattooing license here in Oregon and going through all the vocational trainings and licensing associated with that goal. I will also be asking for help in funding a professional DSLR camera and associated camera equipment with pursuit of the freelance photography activities to supplement my income.

Rebuilding from 5+ years of homelessness has proven clearly to be obviously not an overnight process. This is not asking for a handout, but rather a hand and a leg up to catch up with all the lost economic opportunities of being houseless for 5+ years.
 
Not sure exactly when he did this, but Phil updated his fundraiser to let us know he'll be begging for a new computer and a camera for after he finishes accessorizing his bike. :roll:

He claims that he was a Computer Graphic Arts major in college. (@Ravenor , did you know that already? I remember on the old @Phil's Favorite Footlong / Dusty threads people asking about his major but this is the first confirmation I've seen.) And also mentions possibly going for a tattoo license! :lol:

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NEW LABTOP COMPUTER AND ASSOCIATED ITEMS, DSLR DIGITAL CAMERA

Per my stated goal of reentry into education and/or employment - I will be needing a personal labtop computer, a printer/scanner, and creative software (such as Photoshop) as Spring and Summer 2017 come - I want to figure out if I am ready to return to college and pursue Computer Graphic Arts as a major (I was a CGA major prior to coming out Transgender back when I was living in the New Jersey suburbs of Metro Philadelphia) , I am also considering freelance photography as a source of employment if the college option does not materialize. I am also playing with the idea of going for my Tattooing license here in Oregon and going through all the vocational trainings and licensing associated with that goal. I will also be asking for help in funding a professional DSLR camera and associated camera equipment with pursuit of the freelance photography activities to supplement my income.

Rebuilding from 5+ years of homelessness has proven clearly to be obviously not an overnight process. This is not asking for a handout, but rather a hand and a leg up to catch up with all the lost economic opportunities of being houseless for 5+ years.
Sorry, but I won't believe his "need" of these things until he's got several tattoos of laptops, cameras, printers and the Adobe logo on his body.
 
"Freelance photography"

Every picture Phil has taken is blurry as shit and not framed properly.
 
Not sure exactly when he did this, but Phil updated his fundraiser to let us know he'll be begging for a new computer and a camera for after he finishes accessorizing his bike. :roll:

He claims that he was a Computer Graphic Arts major in college. (@Ravenor , did you know that already? I remember on the old @Phil's Favorite Footlong / Dusty threads people asking about his major but this is the first confirmation I've seen.) And also mentions possibly going for a tattoo license! :lol:

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"Homeless

NEW LABTOP COMPUTER AND ASSOCIATED ITEMS, DSLR DIGITAL CAMERA

Per my stated goal of reentry into education and/or employment - I will be needing a personal labtop computer, a printer/scanner, and creative software (such as Photoshop) as Spring and Summer 2017 come - I want to figure out if I am ready to return to college and pursue Computer Graphic Arts as a major (I was a CGA major prior to coming out Transgender back when I was living in the New Jersey suburbs of Metro Philadelphia) , I am also considering freelance photography as a source of employment if the college option does not materialize. I am also playing with the idea of going for my Tattooing license here in Oregon and going through all the vocational trainings and licensing associated with that goal. I will also be asking for help in funding a professional DSLR camera and associated camera equipment with pursuit of the freelance photography activities to supplement my income.

Rebuilding from 5+ years of homelessness has proven clearly to be obviously not an overnight process. This is not asking for a handout, but rather a hand and a leg up to catch up with all the lost economic opportunities of being houseless for 5+ years.
"Homelessness?" Has our ghostwriter returned?

But yeah, I love the way he puts this. He might pursue one of these things, but he's not sure which, so give him enough money for all of them just in case.
 
Not sure exactly when he did this, but Phil updated his fundraiser to let us know he'll be begging for a new computer and a camera for after he finishes accessorizing his bike. :roll:

He claims that he was a Computer Graphic Arts major in college. (@Ravenor , did you know that already? I remember on the old @Phil's Favorite Footlong / Dusty threads people asking about his major but this is the first confirmation I've seen.) And also mentions possibly going for a tattoo license! :lol:

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NEW LABTOP COMPUTER AND ASSOCIATED ITEMS, DSLR DIGITAL CAMERA

Per my stated goal of reentry into education and/or employment - I will be needing a personal labtop computer, a printer/scanner, and creative software (such as Photoshop) as Spring and Summer 2017 come - I want to figure out if I am ready to return to college and pursue Computer Graphic Arts as a major (I was a CGA major prior to coming out Transgender back when I was living in the New Jersey suburbs of Metro Philadelphia) , I am also considering freelance photography as a source of employment if the college option does not materialize. I am also playing with the idea of going for my Tattooing license here in Oregon and going through all the vocational trainings and licensing associated with that goal. I will also be asking for help in funding a professional DSLR camera and associated camera equipment with pursuit of the freelance photography activities to supplement my income.

Rebuilding from 5+ years of homelessness has proven clearly to be obviously not an overnight process. This is not asking for a handout, but rather a hand and a leg up to catch up with all the lost economic opportunities of being houseless for 5+ years.


>Tattooing license

Phil actually believes people will pay him to tattoo shitty artwork on him.
 
I think asking for free shit with returning nothing, is asking for a hand out. He's asking you to invest in him. If I invest in Pepsi, I get a share of stock, I have rights, and income from it.

If I invest in Phil, I am a laughing stock.

I may not be a wall street broker, but I know Pepsico is a better buy.
 
I think asking for free shit with returning nothing, is asking for a hand out. He's asking you to invest in him. If I invest in Pepsi, I get a share of stock, I have rights, and income from it.

If I invest in Phil, I am a laughing stock.

I may not be a wall street broker, but I know Pepsico is a better buy.
Phil is having to find ever more creative ways of justifying people giving him their money. In many ways, getting a house really hamstrung his begging - he can no longer just say "I'm homeless and hungry, ignore the new tattoos I was showing off in my last post." Now in order to justify his begging, he has to pretend he's making some sort of progress, hence all the "investment in my future" bollocks. We all know he's just going to blow the money on tattoos and tranny shit while he sits there figging himself.

Pretty soon, even his few remaining asspatters are going to start wondering, "So how long does it take to recover from 5+ years of houselessness?"
 
But it'll need to be the most expensive DSLR camera, along with a fancy camera bag, strap, thirty fancy lenses and at least three editing software packages ('future spares').

Phil's main downfall isn't so much that he can't take photos for shit, it's that in the world of freelance photography getting your name known is key. And not 'known for being a socially repulsive, argumentative, idiotic jackass'.

He should hook up with Sophia Potatoes, the failed wedding photographer from Canada. I'm sure it'd be a beautiful creative relationship. We could have a sweepstake on how long it'd take for each side to claim rape and everything.
 
He may have also not gotten the results he wanted from his tardbux review. They may still think improvement is likely, especially now that he isn;t "houseless". All this bike shit and computers is just an attempt to appear to be going through the motions of improvement and the begging a way to get all of it without cramping his and Slingblade's "lifestyle". And good luck trying to get into any kind of art field in Portland where everyone and their dog and cat claims to be an "artist".
 
He may have also not gotten the results he wanted from his tardbux review. They may still think improvement is likely, especially now that he isn;t "houseless". All this bike shit and computers is just an attempt to appear to be going through the motions of improvement and the begging a way to get all of it without cramping his and Slingblade's "lifestyle". And good luck trying to get into any kind of art field in Portland where everyone and their dog and cat claims to be an "artist".
Wait, unline SSDI like Chris, aren't there more restrictions with Phil's SSI? Can't Phil be reported for accepting laptops and returning them for cash or for just begging for money?
Also, people could report Phil for having Victoria living with him, that might be an issue.
 
Wait, unline SSDI like Chris, aren't there more restrictions with Phil's SSI? Can't Phil be reported for accepting laptops and returning them for cash or for just begging for money?
Also, people could report Phil for having Victoria living with him, that might be an issue.

Phil qualified for SSDI because of his Wawa employment.
 
Not sure exactly when he did this, but Phil updated his fundraiser to let us know he'll be begging for a new computer and a camera for after he finishes accessorizing his bike. :roll:

He claims that he was a Computer Graphic Arts major in college. (@Ravenor , did you know that already? I remember on the old @Phil's Favorite Footlong / Dusty threads people asking about his major but this is the first confirmation I've seen.) And also mentions possibly going for a tattoo license! :lol:

Ver archivo adjunto 163090

NEW LABTOP COMPUTER AND ASSOCIATED ITEMS, DSLR DIGITAL CAMERA

Per my stated goal of reentry into education and/or employment - I will be needing a personal labtop computer, a printer/scanner, and creative software (such as Photoshop) as Spring and Summer 2017 come - I want to figure out if I am ready to return to college and pursue Computer Graphic Arts as a major (I was a CGA major prior to coming out Transgender back when I was living in the New Jersey suburbs of Metro Philadelphia) , I am also considering freelance photography as a source of employment if the college option does not materialize. I am also playing with the idea of going for my Tattooing license here in Oregon and going through all the vocational trainings and licensing associated with that goal. I will also be asking for help in funding a professional DSLR camera and associated camera equipment with pursuit of the freelance photography activities to supplement my income.

Rebuilding from 5+ years of homelessness has proven clearly to be obviously not an overnight process. This is not asking for a handout, but rather a hand and a leg up to catch up with all the lost economic opportunities of being houseless for 5+ years.

Wait, a 'labtop' and a digital SLR digital camera?
 
"I want to figure out if I am ready to return to college"
No, you're not and will never be.
Phil lying he pretends to do things in his mind as just as good as him doing it. Plus pity points and hoping new suckers don't know his history of shitting himself and doing nothing literally and figuratively.
 
Not sure exactly when he did this, but Phil updated his fundraiser to let us know he'll be begging for a new computer and a camera for after he finishes accessorizing his bike. :roll:

He claims that he was a Computer Graphic Arts major in college. (@Ravenor , did you know that already? I remember on the old @Phil's Favorite Footlong / Dusty threads people asking about his major but this is the first confirmation I've seen.) And also mentions possibly going for a tattoo license! :lol:

Ver archivo adjunto 163090

NEW LABTOP COMPUTER AND ASSOCIATED ITEMS, DSLR DIGITAL CAMERA

Per my stated goal of reentry into education and/or employment - I will be needing a personal labtop computer, a printer/scanner, and creative software (such as Photoshop) as Spring and Summer 2017 come - I want to figure out if I am ready to return to college and pursue Computer Graphic Arts as a major (I was a CGA major prior to coming out Transgender back when I was living in the New Jersey suburbs of Metro Philadelphia) , I am also considering freelance photography as a source of employment if the college option does not materialize. I am also playing with the idea of going for my Tattooing license here in Oregon and going through all the vocational trainings and licensing associated with that goal. I will also be asking for help in funding a professional DSLR camera and associated camera equipment with pursuit of the freelance photography activities to supplement my income.

Rebuilding from 5+ years of homelessness has proven clearly to be obviously not an overnight process. This is not asking for a handout, but rather a hand and a leg up to catch up with all the lost economic opportunities of being houseless for 5+ years.
College costs money you capitalist pig.

As for Tattoo Artist licence:
http://www.oregon.gov/OHA/hlo/Pages/Board-Body-Art-Practitioners-Tattoo-Artists-Information.aspx
http://www.oregon.gov/oha/hlo/Pages/Board-Body-Art-Practitioners-Tattoo-Artists-License.aspx
Good fucking luck.

"CPR" FUCK NO!
 
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