📚 Megathread Phil's Crowdfunding Adventures - Smokes weed every day, claims bipolar disorder

[Jaded Optimist]

Wow, I just had kipper on toast for lunch. I had no idea I was poor and eating cat food.
the more you know...

 

[Guy Smiley]

Huh. I guess you CAN'T eat tattoos, crowbars, and multicolored baseball bats.

Who knew?

 

[Bogliacci]

Put some kippers on toast, mmmm good breakfast.

 

[bacterium]

He is going to 'fuck hungry'?

 

[AnOminous]

Put some kippers on toast, mmmm good breakfast.

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!

 

[Holdek]

I'd said before that one of those adult trikes like what senior citizens sometimes get would be perfect for him. He wouldnt have to know how to ride a bike to ride it, they usually have a big back basket for carrying stuff and pretty much every bike co op has one or two. One of the homeless guys I know likes his so it'd be great for when he's homeless houseless again.

Okay so is the whole thing about him not being able to ride a bike just a funny meme, or does autism really cause you to be unable to learn how to coordinate riding a bike? Because he seems pretty obsessed with the idea of riding and most people can learn how when they are little kids.

 

[bacterium]

Okay so is the whole thing about him not being able to ride a bike just a funny meme, or does autism really cause you to be unable to learn how to coordinate riding a bike? Because he seems pretty obsessed with the idea of riding and most people can learn how when they are little kids.

Apparently he can't because his balls got in the way. But now he can, because.. He still has his balls

 

[Ravenor]

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!

I'll smoke you a smegging kipper.

 

[Kilted Gentleman]

Okay so is the whole thing about him not being able to ride a bike just a funny meme, or does autism really cause you to be unable to learn how to coordinate riding a bike? Because he seems pretty obsessed with the idea of riding and most people can learn how when they are little kids.

No, he's mentioned a few times over the years about how 'next year i'll learn to ride a bike' or 'after my orchi i can learn to ride a bike'. He seems to genuinely be too uncoordinated to learn how.

 

[AnOminous]

Okay so is the whole thing about him not being able to ride a bike just a funny meme, or does autism really cause you to be unable to learn how to coordinate riding a bike? Because he seems pretty obsessed with the idea of riding and most people can learn how when they are little kids.

He's too lazy to ride a bike, and maybe too literally mentally stunted to understand how to ride one. Other autists manage to ride bikes fine, though. He's just really, really stupid.

 

[DragoonSierra]

Good old Phil. Claiming he needs money for food while planning to drop 1K on a bike.

(And that's not cat food you numbskull.)

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Isabel Rosa Araujo
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My breakfast... no srsly.

#CatFood #HungryTranGirl #ThisisPoverty

Please donate to my YouCaring fundraiser. All seriousness I am going to fuck hungry

#TransCrowdFund

Are Kippers like Sardines?

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Meet Leo Mulder, latest grift victim.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

Meet Leo Mulder, latest grift victim.

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Goddamit, I checked Leo's page. He's like an anti-Phil. He's trans (FTM) and handicapped (in a wheelchair) but has a job, friends, etc. Hope he wises up to Phil's greed before he gets taken for a ride.

 

[Guy Smiley]

He needs Christmas lights so he can have more light in his living room.

You know what would bring more light and not be really annoying to turn on and off? A lamp.

I guess on the bright side, when he is inevitably homeless again, Christmas lights will be easier to roll up in a backpack/storage locker than a lamp. I'd give Phil credit for thinking ahead, but I think we all know better than that.

 

[Coldgrip]

Goddamit, I checked Leo's page. He's like an anti-Phil. He's trans (FTM) and handicapped (in a wheelchair) but has a job, friends, etc. Hope he wises up to Phil's greed before he gets taken for a ride.

Anyway they could be warned?

 

[Positron]

 

[Guy Smiley]

Gee, how nice of Phil to give us more time to NOT give him money.

 

[m0rnutz]

Goddamit, I checked Leo's page. He's like an anti-Phil. He's trans (FTM) and handicapped (in a wheelchair) but has a job, friends, etc. Hope he wises up to Phil's greed before he gets taken for a ride.

It's shit like this that makes me loathe Phil's very existence. He can be amusing, but goddamn it, you're autistic, not physically handicapped. Go apply at waste disposal or as a garbageman. Anything.

A person in a wheelchair is making a paycheck while you munch on cheese and sardines all day talking about how capitalism is oppressive and made you homeless. And then you repost your crowdfund wondering why no one is donating.

Its almost like people are careful with money and don't throw it away on moldy potatoes.

 

[Hellfire]

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[An Ghost]

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Ursula, Kayl, and Nina all have gofundme's themselves. Daniel Hong said he would try to donate something soon but he's you know, financially privileged with a job.
Edit: and most of them are insufferable transmilitants who plastered anti thanksgiving things on their facebooks. Just because their families stopped inviting them to things doesn't mean they have to be pricks about it.