📚 Megathread Phil's Crowdfunding Adventures - Smokes weed every day, claims bipolar disorder

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Wheres the part about underwear and wiping?

The going commando thing is from an old dating profile site we found. Not wiping was I believe information from Tweaker, but It's probably accurate because Phil is a gross hobo who doesn't bath and field agents have reported he literally smells like shit.
 
The going commando thing is from an old dating profile site we found. Not wiping was I believe information from Tweaker, but It's probably accurate because Phil is a gross hobo who doesn't bath and field agents have reported he literally smells like shit.
Are we sure he didnt mean going commando literally since hes an exceptional individual with a military uniform fetish? And was what tweaker said was true? @MMX said he was fibbing about a few things
 
Are we sure he didnt mean going commando literally since hes an exceptional individual with a military uniform fetish? And was what tweaker said was true? @MMX said he was fibbing about a few things

It's been confirmed by other sources, Phil doesn't whipe his arse and he doesn't was his hand's either.
 
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Are we sure he didnt mean going commando literally since hes an exceptional individual with a military uniform fetish? And was what tweaker said was true? @MMX said he was fibbing about a few things
The question on the dating profile was "do you wear underwear?" So yea I'm pretty sure.

He neither wears it nor owns it.
He doesnt like the way it feels against his balls since it reminds him he has them.
According to both tweaker and Jordan after using the bathroom phil does not wash his hands and.......air dries rather than wiping.
 
He neither wears it nor owns it.
He doesnt like the way it feels against his balls since it reminds him he has them.
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From his crowd funding page from the o.p
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Given he is probably bullshitting to get money, but he does claim to wear women's underwear. Also I don't think any woman actually calls it panties, that's just creepy sounding.
 
It's been confirmed by other sources, Phil doesn't whipe his arse and he doesn't wash his hand's either.
From his crowd funding page from the o.p
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Given he is probably bullshitting to get money, but he does claim to wear women's underwear. Also I don't think any woman actually calls it panties, that's just creepy sounding.
Well, if someone is going to wipe their ass with your money it should be yourself.
 
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$250 for a weekend in a Portland motel? I can find in-city Portland motels where staying for three full nights would cost barely $200 tax included. Add in a couple of cheap as fuck Medicaid copays and an economy size block of Lucerne Swiss cheese and you're STILL not at $250, and that's for 3 nights. I suppose seedy motels just aren't safe for potatoes. Phil needs three-star accommodations or he'll encounter literal violence.
 
The only terrible thing about not having a home is that we can't amazon him cheese.
 
Phil's greed continues to get the better of him because for some reason it keeps working.
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This dumb cunt continues to give him money, so now he's raised the total he's ebegging for to $5000
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