Personal Lolcows - Lolcows in your personal life.

[Average Russian Spy]

Coal for Christmas again? You think it's fucking funny? Prick.

Maybe that is how it all started lol Seriously, this nigga hated Santa with a passion. Even told all of his kids that Santa isn't real because he doesn't want them "to live with delusions" which is fucking rich coming from him.

 

[demicolon]

Is it because I'm black? Is that why you send me coal every year, FATMAN?! I'll show you a nigger moment, send me coal one more time motherfucker I dare you!