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yet ANOTHER update, now he's calling me a groomer and threatens to get me arrested because i keep hasseling him and exposing things about him like:
- getting kicked out of MULTIPLE discord servers for creeping out minors in one way or the other (once for constantly threatening suicide and self-pitying himself and once for something related to his fat fetish, sadly i dunno exactly WHAT happened there)
- following a 17 year old fat fetish artist on x (along with MANY non underaged one's) on an account where he has actively talked with minors while on his OTHER x arguing with lolicon's over art morality and nsfw posting on discord servers.
- accusing me of transphobia because of this very account yet doing it himself on an haressment account made for gamejolt that he deny's ever owning despite clear (but sadly deleted) evidence and never talks about it.
- pointing out how i am literally just doing what he used to do for other members of the lost episode creepypasta community like lafwandapasta who was blackmailed and bullied off of the internet because of him.
if anyone wants to learn more, check these accounts out while they don't have everything deleted, sorry but can't bother with local archiving these rn, maybe later:
See, I love ghost stories, urban legends, unsolved mysteries (the show) and stuff of that nature, and there's this guy on YouTube named Josh Turner.
Josh from what I've seen of his Paranormal Round Table podcast will diverge from his podcast and streams to talk about himself, his alleged research, and how tough he is against things like Werewolves, Skinwalkers, and Bigfoot. His streams are a slog to get through because it seems like he'd rather talk about anything than scary stories while live, I get he's got faith in Christ to protect him which, rock on, that's cool, but your viewers are there to listen to stories, not you talk up yourself. He's also a mild conspiratard who believes in underground vampire covens, Tartaria, and other assorted schizobabble.
But nah, this dude needs to be seen as the expert and final authority on all things in the field which I'll never understand. I know he gets into slapfights w/trolls and hecklers but I guess he also gets into petty drama with other YouTubers who do paranormal content.
Weird old Asian lady befriends my husband because he's going to fix her car. (Not by choice. Some asshole he helped out randomly gave some psycho his number without asking first.)
She unprompted proceeds to send him numerous old photos of herself despite the fact that he's only kept the conversation professional
I tell him it's sketchy because she's sending him those pictures because she is clearly interested in him, since that's usually why a woman does that. Which I know because I am a woman.
She gets word and proceeds to snap and send about 12 unhinged rambling rage texts that are novel long about how she hates me and how I'm awful because I implied that she's being weird by sending him those pictures in the first place.
The rants about me go on for DAYS. I never met her or spoke to her.
Yeah, man, great job at proving that you're totally not unhinged and crazy and not interested in my husband.
This kid (he's almost 30 but I see him as a child) I know is obsessed with entrepreneur influencers and starting his own business. The problem is that he is the most business retarded person I have ever met in my life. This kid is legitimately six figures in debt over pokemon cards and recently lost another 4k on them.
His head is completely in the clouds and every time he has a new, certifiably dogshit idea the first thing he starts doing is starts trying to hire employees and puts money down on the new corporate offices.
He once rented a corporate office for himself for three months to build his pokemon empire. He did nothing with it.
He nearly sunk $300,000 into buying an off brand UPS store that, by the current owners own legally required reports, was clearly not profitable. He wanted to do this because he was convinced it was actually just a test. The current owner purposely downplayed his income so that he could make sure to sell to someone who was actually passionate, was his theory. Thankfully one of his coworkers convinced him that "nobody is that fucking passionate about envelopes."
He is currently tanking his 70k/yr job so he can focus on a pokemon card business that has made $300 in the last 3 years because he's too lazy and too autistic to run it properly and he just gave all his banking information to a homeless girl that told him she loved him and moved in with him on date 1 so I'll let you know how the drained bank account arc goes.
I am adding to this because just today I have learned:
1. He has not one, not two, but three Google Gemini 20/month accounts so he can pump out pictures of Patrick Star in Call of Duty and get $11/mo in ragebait clicks over it. That works out to a cool -$49/mo. haters btfo. He has been doing this for about a year.
2. The 4k of debt he just racked up that I mentioned above happened because he was lazy. He is a pokemon card grading middleman and another middleman was sending him cards to grade and send back. (yes, he's a middleman to middlemen in an industry that doesn't need middlemen.) He procrastinated instead of sending the cards out to be graded because he's lazy as all shit. Unfortunately for him while he was sitting on them the price of grading them went up significantly, and because of the sheer quantity of cards he had his extra costs went up by over $4k more than anticipated.
He got a predatory loan to pay off that amount and send out the cards he was supposed to send out... but then decided it would be more fun to spend the loan on more pokemon cards. So now he's going to have to get a predatory loan to pay his predatory loan all the while people are waiting on their cards to be graded and it just ain't happening, not to mention he risks the exact same situation happening again with prices having the potential to go up again.
3. He recently got not one, not two, but a third storage unit. What prompted this? Go on, play the home game. Pick the stupidest fucking thing you can think of. What's he keeping in that storage unit? You won't get it. You will not fucking get it.
BEEFARONI! HE HAS A STORAGE UNIT FOR BEEF-A-FUCKING-RONI! His girlfriend overdid the groceries one day. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU OVERDO THE GROCERIES BY ENOUGH TO NECESSITATE A STORAGE UNIT?! A THIRD STORAGE UNIT! WHAT THE FUCK IS IN THE OTHER TWO?!
I would make a thread on him but, god help him, he's just a nice kid with no financial sense and no impulse control.
I just dealt with one of my colleagues being a freak, now I meet another guy training me for the first time IRL and he's wearing a black swinger's ring. I work in IT for fuck's sake, why is it full of sluts who feel the need to express their degeneracy at work? At least they aren't wearing programming socks (yet).
Here's an update to a post of mine from all the way back in 2015. I'm not allowed to quote the post directly for some reason so Here's a screenshot
In the decade since this post, this guy has been arrested for possession of child pornography and molesting two children under the age of thirteen. He's also been in trouble with the law multiple times due to consistently failing to update his sex offender registration. He has gone back to jail at least twice for this reason and may actually be there now. I also learned from the sex offender site that since high school, he's gotten multiple Joker-related tattoos.
Also, I think the "Marshall" thing was supposed to be a reference to Eminem (Marshall Mathers).
Got a user on a discord i'm retired on who is also in the 'retired' category with one (actually several) catches... they live in virtually one public channel in the [very open and public-facing] server, doesn't contribute anywhere else, not even just talk (even other retirees in the server have art or writing channels they post in regularly), and they bring the blockhammer down on anyone who they deem is remotely annoying to themselves, regardless if the victim actually talked to them! The bastard is so prolific with the hammer that they've been reduced down to a handful of retirees that they actually talk to in that solitary channel.
Why haven't they simply fucked off to their own server, we all ask - as it turns out, they're such a clueless insufferable faggot in the other servers that they got shut out of them, so they're reduced to this one public server...
A coworker I have been working with for a few years.
-Black Canadian of Jamaican ancestry, claims he was born in Ethiopia (false)
-Christian Supremacist. Thinks Jesus was a True Israelite (Ethiopian).
-Has a weird grudge with Santa Claus
-4 baby mommas. Each one from a different race. Strangely, none of them are White. He only supports one of them.
-Obsessed with the teenage daughter from the cartoon TV series Fugget About It. Even has her as a background for his phone.
-PanAfricanist. Never stepped foot in Africa.
-Ultra Trump sycophant. Came to work with a red MAGA hardhat and work gear. Blew up in a fit when someone mentioned how corny it was. Supports every action Trump does, even the dumb ones.
-Constantly shows me his fed posts on Xitter and Facebook
-Gets into petty arguments with people, then tries to play the victim by claiming "You are not letting me speak!" If all else fails, he resorts to calling people "Troublemakers". This is a common occurrence.
-Pulls the race card daily, especially when he gets in trouble for being a regular hazard to others on site.
-Tells really shitty jokes and then laughs at them. He doesn't seem to understand no one finds him funny.
-Whitest black man you will ever meet. The moment he spots another black person, instantly goes ghetto mode "Yo, brutha, what's good?"
-May have autism. Claims he's just an "intellectual".
Edit: A few I forgot about
-Quits at least once a week. Usually multiple times. It became so common that when he would go around saying his final goodbyes, we would say "See you tomorrow, [coworker]".
-Asked for a 25 dollar raise once. Became furious when when he was denied. Claimed it was because he was black.
-Hits on every woman he sees, including random women on the jobsite and random pedestrians on the street. And yes, I do mean every woman.
Dated a bipolar girl years ago, and the conversation happened about how her parents met. It's like, well, mine met in college, you know, a pretty normal experience. Her parents met romantically after her dad blackmailed her mother, saying he would kill himself cause it worked in a book he read, and that one over her mother. Wasn't exactly the happiest; she basically was the mediator in the relationship, and her mother and dad would constantly fight, so she would have to play these games of telephone constantly. She thought for some weird reason it was uber romantic
Sometimes, I just wonder, are some people just magnets for lolcows? I mean, observing wacky retards just happened to me before joining the Farms. As of now, this particular lolcow is more of my cousin's problem, who becomes more deranged as the years go by.
The lolcow is a crackhead named Nicole. She's always had a history of arguing & fighting with her contemptuous, lascivious mother and straight-A felon brother (no father, obviously). Their constant arguing would even result in the cops to arrive. Predictably, Nicole was the ghetto bike throughout her teen years in the projects. There's supposedly a BJ vid of her, but that occurred around the late 2000s-early 2010s. After Nicole's mother moved out of the apartment with her boyfriend and her felon brother was locked up for the umpteenth time, Nicole took it over and unsurprisingly got a baby daddy, despite resembling a horrible chimera of Porky Pig and copying the repulsive trend of hip-hop whores. (Now she resembles Java the Hut cosplaying as Sexy Red).
Well, just like a day that ends in -y, Roly-poly Nicole continued her BPD-schizoid tantrums with her baby daddy, for TEN YEARS STRAIGHT! Ultimately, she chased him out of the roach-infested hobble of an apartment, while leaving two kids behind for cigs. Y'know, nig shit.
Fun fact: Nicole is a pale-mud mulatto (never seen the dad), who always out-niggers the niggardtry (that should be a word) in the projects.
Another Fun fact: Nicole the Hole works at Wells Fargo.
If you've noticed the pattern of violence, mother-->brother-->nig sperm donor-->, anyone in Nicole's approximate gravity pull is a target of her of schizo rage, even her defenseless kids. Luckily, long before my cousin heard any mention of the Farms, she felt the need to record Nicole's outbursts towards her own family, in case CPS were to arrive...which they never did.
From 2020-2025, was the apex ratchet schizo fighting between her, her sperm donor and even yelling at her kids to the point of tears. As fucked up as this situation was, the moon-cricket cokeheads thought abusing drugs would improve the situation.
In the year of our Lord, 2026, Nicole's cum dispenser has run for dem hills. He shows up from time to time for drugs, like any other black man. She's raising two kids: a 10 year old son and a one or two year old daughter. Oh, and she also smokes illegal drugs in the vicinity of her keedz and sheeit (against the project's policy). Plus, she brings her degenerate friends for social intoxication (which tend to be black guys). Their family dog is either dead or residing with Nicole's mom in Tennessee. The apartment may not reek of dog shit anymore, but the whiff of "God's-know-what" drug lingers in the air between Friday and the weekends.
Now cut to June 2026, Nicole, 31 yrs old, this year, shifted her uncontrolled schizoid wrath onto my innocent cousin, who avoids the riff-raff and the derelict tenants. On Flag Day, Nicole started BOOHOO-ing about a pizza box with her apartment number & NIGGER scribbled onto it. She wanted those Karmelo gibs, with Al Sharpton media outrage, on God.
A few hours later...she called the police, falsely accused my cousin of being the culprit, with no evidence. Thankfully, the cops gave her some parting words and never approached my cousin.
Cut to the night of June 18th, as my cousin, was returning from disposing the trash outside, Nicole proceeded to berate her via her Ring camera. Well, my cousin stood her ground and yelled back at the belligerent beach whale. Obviously, the crackhead cunt started the fight to falsely label my cousin as the villain. Suddenly, Ni-hoe opened the door swiftly and the two had a shouting match. However, Ni-hoe's son held the smartphone and recorded the argument Ni-hoe with the intent to frame my cousin for "racial abuse" and to get her arrested.
After, my cousin and Ni-hoe returned to each of their apartments, Ni-hoe proceeded to call the cops over "obtaining evidence". Thankfully, the cops never arrived, since they're more concerned over the "teenage gangs". While Ni-hoe complained about the police's absence, while standing in the hallway, my cousin started recording Ni-hoe from inside her apartment. Granted, my cousin intended to explain her side of story if said authorities were to arrive.
While recording Ni-hoe frantically calling the cops multiple times, my cousin managed to capture Ni-hoe making multiple death threats, assault threats and Ni-hoe actually admitting to using drugs indoors (prohibited in the projects). While the argument between my cousin and Ni-hoe died down that night. It demonstrated something important...
