💼 Careercow Perry Caravello + Big 3 Community + Tom Brennan / Tom B. - Fat, homophobic, greasy, boomer streamer, star of Windy City Heat and Simon S. Salty. Party at 7722 reseda blvd apt 102

[DiggieSmalls]

fingers crossed that some mushrooms and some kiwis make it into the mailbag today.

 

[The Reseda Observer]

So what do you all think the next revelation will be in the saga of Tom's degeneracy?

1.Bestiality
2.scat
3.necrophilia
4.Whatever the hell was wrong with Ted Bundy
5. Midgets
6.Being pissed on by midgets
7. Furries
8. Dildo smuggling (That's when you walk around all day with something up your ass)
9. Vomic
10. Blue Iris porn
11. Wanting to actually fuck Perry
12. Rape
13. Incest
14.Pedophilia. (I mean look how he hyper fixates on kids)

Place your bets folks,what's the next ghoulish kink in the Tomb cavalcade of perversions? Interesting note,he's "joked" about many of these things in one form or another.

What a list.. Could be the rest of the items on CumB’s infamous bucket list.
I’ll put my bets on 1 and 14. Those are the two the Coomster told Char he wouldn’t do. Anything but animals or kids he said. We know that CumB is a compulsive liar that gets off on breaking sexual taboos. What are the taboos he set? 1 and 14.
We remember Tommy yarning on and reminiscing about his boarding school circle-jerks to Char. We know that TomB has had plenty of gay experiences in his sexually adventurous life, but he seems to fixate on his childhood ones. He skipped over all the cum-eating and sodomy he’s engaged in in his adult life, and went into detail fantasizing about jerking off his fellow 14 year-old underclassmen at his Jesuit high school sleepovers. He’s totally the kind of creep that would do number 14.
When it comes to number 1, I think of the pug that Toom so cruelly treated on AfterHours with Yawn Brennan. ‘This fucking dog’ he kept complaining. The callousness and lack of empathy in his tone were stunning. His annoyance with every little noise and breath the cute little pug made were alarming. The temperamental Tubby Brennan whisper-raging through his clenched teeth like Perry at a Denny’s that he’d have to go walk ‘this fucking dog’ was astounding. It’s a pug, how hard is it to open the backdoor of your new house and let it sniff around and take a leak. (a new house and a $3k tiki bar that one wonders how the ‘broke’ and ‘money-tight’ mr brennan could possibly afford.. maybe the swinging couple sat down and counted up the loose pocket change from his obese unemployed married girlfriend’s onlyfans piggybank and found that they had just enough clinking silver to make payments on an nyc mortgage, but i digress, i only demonstrate the lying scumbaggery of our not so dear mr brennan). If he would be so callous and cruel to an innocent animal in front of a listening audience, how would he treat the poor pug when the stream is off? We know that he’s capable of sexualizing abuse when he’s angry and under stress as demonstrated by him playing out a sadistic violent rape scene with Char when he was dealing with his mother’s dementia. A fantasy so depraved and jarring it even turned off the up-for-anything Char. I think that Tom has some kind of Anti-Social Personality Disorder and gets off on power, control, manipulation and inflicting suffering on other beings and that he would be just the kind of guy that would get sexual gratification out of abusing an innocent animal in his care. What easier beings to play out his sick twisted sexual power control fantasies than with animals, children, and the mentally disabled. So, I will place my bets on 1 and 14.

(It’s interesting that you say that Tom has joked about all the items on that list of perversions, since we’ve learned that TomB is humorless and incapable of making a joke and admits himself that he rarely laughs and is hard to crack.
It seems that he presents the things he’s into as jokes for social acceptance. The JQA storyline seemed like some absurd sexual comedy at the time, but looking back it appears to be him playing out his perverse sexual fantasies in front of a listening audience under the guise of comedy.)

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TomB OCD sperging about Perry spitting hair and dust on his carpet, when CumB likes taking loads of piss and cum all over his dumb fucking face. What a braindead nunce. You’ve lost all of your aesthetic standing. You’ve lost any respect for your cunty pet peeves, you cum-guzzling cuck-face. Everyone knows you like ingesting the most vile sexual fluids from the most horribly unattractive hags. Your opinions are rendered meaningless, your personal preferences unlistenable.

What’s funnier Percy slobbily spitting on his carpet or obeying Toom’s bitchy little orders? As usual the Humourless Yawn Brennan leads Perry towards the least comical of options.

(oh by the way the thick-skinned brennan is now going to have mailbag items pre-opened)

 

[Charnut's Teeth]

am I high or did Tom say they may be prerecording mail bag in the future to save time? This man really is deathly afraid of kiwis and mushrooms.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

am I high or did Tom say they may be prerecording mail bag in the future to save time? This man really is deathly afraid of kiwis and mushrooms.

I think what was said is that they want to "streamline" this, so less filler and more package opening. That was my understanding.

 

[Maskedmaestro]

I think what was said is that they want to "streamline" this, so less filler and more package opening. That was my understanding.

No it seems like this is the tactic to intercept anything like that.

I’d wish someone was local that could leave mushroom heads and cream of mushroom soup. Maybe a can of planters nuts that’s says “charnuts”

 

[hector85]

lol blackmage sends perry gummy bears and offers him $50 to eat them. perry calls them trash, eats like 6 of them, then fake voice freaks out over eating some sugar free candy. guess this is how he treats the cucks who spend money to send him stuff. dude was even thoughtful enough to send him something somewhat pleasant. gummy scam indeed.

 

[The Reseda Observer]

lol blackmage sends perry gummy bears and offers him $50 to eat them. perry calls them trash, eats like 6 of them, then fake voice freaks out over eating some sugar free candy. guess this is how he treats the cucks who spend money to send him stuff. dude was even thoughtful enough to send him something somewhat pleasant. gummy scam indeed.

The comedy stylings of TomB’s new paypigs:
Ludwig pays whatever amount to have Perry wear a pink t-shirt and BlackMage pays $50 for Perry to eat some jelly-beans.
Wow, Toom, funny stuff. These guys make Garrett look like George Carlin.

 

[Maskedmaestro]

We should make a Perry Kiwi Farms Discord

 

[hector85]

Perry "I don't use pornhub anymore, I use the other site that you sent me (Tom)".

i wonder what kind of porn sites tom sends perry...

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

I think Perry unintentionally admitted that these packages are definitely screened, with him around or something. He knew there was a "trophy" inside of one of the big boxes. Trophy, statue, in Perry's mind it's basically the same.

Tom sperging about the trolls is starting to sound exactly like DSP's script. He's going to sue everyone, guys! His whole family was doxxed!!!!

Get over it, you're on the internet as a public figure. Most get doxxed. That's the price you pay for grifting off of an entertaining person.

 

[blahblahblah678]

CumB pseudo confessing right now. Admits to Brennan Entertainment running the show because if Perry ran it, he’d run another skateboard company into ruin.

CumB is sounding like DSP’s “That was my depression.”

CumB blames Charlotte for everything. Thinks it would be brief, didn’t think it would get this far. He says he can take all the trolls on, he can handle it.

Refers to Charlotte as a lost puppy. Claims it played out like a fantasy for Charlotte. Claims it’s so over the top, like a norm McDonald joke. Claims it’s ridiculous and laughable.

Thinks it’s strange he has to defend himself from this nonsense.

CumB claims he trusted the wrong people to handle this situation. Denies he collects female fan nudes and claims defamation now. Find the evidence for it: laying down the gauntlet to his trolls.

He’s offended by “cum”, finds that word offensive and it’s not part of his vernacular.

Well, from this moment on, you will always be CumB.

Claims the December tranny ads were used with a alternate number by the trolls. Claims it’s ridiculous. Only person he would be bothered knowing about this would be his girlfriend who apparently laughed it off.

CumB could go after Charlotte but he won’t. She’s “cleaned up her mess.” Charlotte isn’t CumB’s type anyway. He enabled this ludicrous stuff.

Now draws attention to old CumB haters from Big 3 and PCL exiles who were booted. Third tier that ran serious cult targeting other people who formed R Word Avengers who go to Kiwi HI CUMB!

Just to show how low it gets, GF 4 year old son being brought in and being sexualized is sick. ( NEVER HAPPENED, CUMB).

Believe the horseshit, doxxing his family, that’s fucked claims CumB.

CumB claims he’s not anti Kiwi because some DSP detractors have crossed over. Claims to be oblivious to the mushroom meme and mushroom shaped penis. Some people were banned bc they brought it to PCL. Some people just love the chaos according to CumB. If you say CumB loves jizz on PCL it will be moderated. Claims u can criticize PCL and CumB but don’t lace it with nastiness.

He claims he is used to being the punching bag, always the red hair, always new kid in school. Hated being different. At some point CumB stopped giving a fuck. Claims to be as vanilla as they come.

Claims he only needs a shallow dive to see our mental instability. He’s turning into DSP in calling us mentally ill.

Bad elements “gone” but still watching CumB claims. They hate people still participating and having fun. They want to take the fun away from the fans. If you take down Big 3, the Big 3 isn’t coming back, so those holding out hope are fucked. CumB claims he wanted both, but someone else was jealous and it doesn’t exist anymore(alluding to Don Barris). Mole is always welcome.

 

[Poo-eeyy_7722]

Admits to Brennan Entertainment running the show because if Perry ran it, he’d run another skateboard company into ruin.

He's not wrong there.

Perry has a proven track record as a full on retard. ESPECIALLY when it comes to Finances.

 

[MoleIsTheBoss]

He's not wrong there.

Perry has a proven track record as a full on retard. ESPECIALLY when it comes to Finances.

You should go tell Tom he would have been better off not talking about this.

 

[Poo-eeyy_7722]

You should go tell Tom he would have been better off not talking about this.

I don't care what Tomb chooses to disclose.

Cant argue that Perry with a Bankroll with no limit would have the potential to collapse a small nation's GDP.

He's a fucking idiot with no Financial Oversight.

 

[MoleIsTheBoss]

I don't care what Tomb chooses to disclose.

Cant argue that Perry with a Bankroll with no limit would have the potential to collapse a small nation's GDP...

He's a fucking idiot with no Financial Oversight.

He's not a ward of the state. He's a 60 year old man whose made his own decisions. Tom is not his guardian.

 

[snort beg snort]

Lie counter: 46

 

[Poo-eeyy_7722]

He's not a ward of the state. He's a 60 year old man whose made his own decisions. Tom is not his guardian.

Not anymore.

Califonia-stan cut that shit RIGHT off.

 

[blahblahblah678]

Plans to switch Patreon around and drop credenza level. Make it a bit cheaper.

Now he’s throwing Sam under the bus. Claims he was the first one paid off, and when Perry left the Javahos, Sam cut him off according to CumB.

 

[MoleIsTheBoss]

Not anymore.

Califonia-stan cut that shit right off.

Being on disability means you have a medical issue that prevents you from holding a full time job. That is obviously not the case with Perry. Even Tom admitted that Perry would have lost his tugboat naturally.

 

[blahblahblah678]

Now he’s going into the Moendrip situation. CumB claims he wanted Moen to only remove comments with Perry’s address and anything considered to be “dangerous.”