💼 Careercow Perry Caravello + Big 3 Community + Tom Brennan / Tom B. - Fat, homophobic, greasy, boomer streamer, star of Windy City Heat and Simon S. Salty. Party at 7722 reseda blvd apt 102

[The Reseda Observer]

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Slap a Happy Easter and some bunny ears on that picture and it’d make a cute and funny holiday card for the Brennan family gathering this weekend.

The ‘man’ who posed for this despicable, discusting, degrading, demoralizing photo is putting up every stopgap and security measure in his power to prevent a kiwi or a mushroom appearing on Perry’s stream..
The fancy fella who’s posting personal ads on adult websites for random chicks and dudes to come over and piss on him has Perry’s apartment on defcon 2 because he’s afraid of a fucking kiwi..

 

[Human Butthole]

Slap a Happy Easter and some bunny ears on that picture and it’d make a cute and funny holiday card for the Brennan family gathering this weekend.

The ‘man’ who posed for this despicable, discusting, degrading, demoralizing photo is putting up every stopgap and security measure in his power to prevent a kiwi or a mushroom appearing on Perry’s stream..
The fancy fella who’s posting personal ads on adult websites for random chicks and dudes to come over and piss on him has Perry’s apartment on defcon 2 because he’s afraid of a fucking kiwi..

Can you imagine seeing that mongoloid Garrett sitting next to Perry every stream trying to control CumB's monkey?

 

[The Reseda Observer]

Can you imagine seeing that mongoloid Garrett sitting next to Perry every stream trying to control CumB's monkey?

I can imagine it getting sexual or violent. Probably both.
But, I know what it won’t be.. Funny. Tom and Garrett are both comedy killers who insist on incessantly talking over Perry to try to get laughs of their own. Perry doesn’t need their help, he’s plenty funny bumbling along on his own. The two of them need to shut their cum-breathed mouths and let Perry be Perry and react to the funnier fans. But, they can’t help themselves, they’re both desperate for attention. And both terribly unfunny. TomB is a completely humorless man, we’ve heard Yawny’s AfterHours. The rambling bore Brennan has never cracked a joke or said a funny thing on the show. If I’m wrong, then there can’t be more than three recorded laughs in the history of his soporific stream and they must have been accidental. And have you seen Garrett’s stand-up? I don’t recommend watching much of it, or any of it, it’s a cringey series of hacky holiday-based jacking-off jokes. He’s probably got some real zingers about the Easter Bunny jacking off that he’s doing at an open mic tonight for five burnouts in the Valley at a rundown Reseda bar.

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(by the way, CumB wants to be pissed on, beaten on, and humiliated but he can’t take a mushroom joke? wtf.. )

 

[Human Butthole]

I can imagine it getting sexual or violent. Probably both.
But, I know what it won’t be.. Funny. Tom and Garrett are both comedy killers who insist on incessantly talking over Perry to try to get laughs of their own. Perry doesn’t need their help, he’s plenty funny bumbling along on his own. The two of them need to shut their cum-breathed mouths and let Perry be Perry and react to the funnier fans. But, they can’t help themselves, they’re both desperate for attention. And both terribly unfunny. TomB is a completely humorless man, we’ve heard Yawny’s AfterHours. The rambling bore Brennan has never cracked a joke or said a funny thing on the show. If I’m wrong, then there can’t be more than three recorded laughs in the history of his soporific stream and they must have been accidental. And have you seen Garrett’s stand-up? I don’t recommend watching much of it, or any of it, it’s a cringey series of hacky holiday-based jacking-off jokes. He’s probably got some real zingers about the Easter Bunny jacking off that he’s doing at an open mic tonight for some burnouts in the Valley at a rundown Reseda bar.

[https://youtube.com/watch?v=sbTcN4ra8T0
(by the way, CumB wants to be pissed on, beaten on, and humiliated but he can’t take a mushroom joke? wtf.. )

Whoah, I never knew he did stand up cringedy. That was AWFUL! I appreciate you sharing it though. I wonder if Fauxny Hawk is aware of these recent shenanigans by CumB?

 

[The Reseda Observer]

Whoah, I never knew he did stand up cringedy. That was AWFUL! I appreciate you sharing it though. I wonder if Fauxny Hawk is aware of these recent shenanigans by CumB?

I’m sure Fauxny Hawk is completely aware of CumB’s predelictions. After all, he was over there waxing Percy’s cock and balls. He’s just another wannabe comedian desperate to have access to TomB’s captive audience of 300 and will ignore the Coombster’s villainous misdeeds to play out his tired bits to the room full of slack-jawed ignoramuses who are left after Toom purged every fan with a brain or sense of humor from the project.

 

[Maskedmaestro]

Why did he put his phone number in those posts?
I say we just pool together $50 and bribe Joey to let shit thru. Not like he’s ever made more than that with this project…

 

[troglodyte_germophobe]

Why did he put his phone number in those posts?
I say we just pool together $50 and bribe Joey to let shit thru. Not like he’s ever made more than that with this project…

His phone number and actual name. Pretty dumb.

 

[blahblahblah678]

His phone number and actual name. Pretty dumb.

Bet you CumB would eat McDonald's deliveries soaked in jizz.

 

[Golly G. Willikers]

His phone number and actual name. Pretty dumb.

Dude, HE WAS HORNY!!! CumB was fucking BONED UP, and needed some tranny dick lathered in load. Sick Mother Fucker.

 

[The criminologist]

These revelations about Tom and his lust for trannies feels like Sheba reaching out to us from beyond his/her grave.

 

[Maskedmaestro]

It seems more and more keeps coming out, by the end of next week we’re gonna find out he may be into fucking dead bodies.
I wonder if off stream Tom had Perry perform the 92 story on Garret while he watched.

 

[troglodyte_germophobe]

It seems more and more keeps coming out, by the end of next week we’re gonna find out he may be into fucking dead bodies.
I wonder if off stream Tom had Perry perform the 92 story on Garret while he watched.

I’d prefer NOT to know more about his sexual proclivities but he just can’t seem to contain himself. Did it not dawn on him that viewers would be repulsed if this sexting shit between him and Char ever got out? Or is he still gonna play off that dumb idea Char had saying ‘it’s some guy I know from the S&M scene who posed as Tom and created fake Tom profiles.’ No, everyone knows you are the creepy perv Tom. If you weren’t so goddamn dumb, you would have kept your pants zipped your trap shut and tried to be somewhat decent with female fans. Regardless of how much they threw themselves at you (and how blind or drugged they’d have to be to do that, I can’t imagine).

 

[Joeweed]

I just cancelled my longtime credenza patreon. After all these ugly revelations and their subsequent treatment of people just trying to understand, I have a bitter taste in my mouth that will take a long time to flush out (calm down, Tom). I just dont trust these people and they seem unable to be honest. I still get a kick out of perry, and I wish him the best.

All this over some degrading, demoralizing, despicable nudes of middle aged unattractive ladies. Smh my head.

 

[The Reseda Observer]

Tom posting his headshot from the 90s on a porn site looking for tranny piss, what a dork.
I like how the guy who took CumB’s headshots was like the less of your head that’s in the headshot the better.
What an ugly dough faced buffoon. Apparently the real piss and shit patio is tubby Tommy’s stupid face.

 

[The_faster_blade]

 

[The criminologist]

So what do you all think the next revelation will be in the saga of Tom's degeneracy?

1.Bestiality
2.scat
3.necrophilia
4.Whatever the hell was wrong with Ted Bundy
5. Midgets
6.Being pissed on by midgets
7. Furries
8. Dildo smuggling (That's when you walk around all day with something up your ass)
9. Vomic
10. Blue Iris porn
11. Wanting to actually fuck Perry
12. Rape
13. Incest
14.Pedophilia. (I mean look how he hyper fixates on kids)

Place your bets folks,what's the next ghoulish kink in the Tomb cavalcade of perversions? Interesting note,he's "joked" about many of these things in one form or another.

 

[Human Butthole]

So what do you all think the next revelation will be in the saga of Tom's degeneracy?

1.Bestiality
2.scat
3.necrophilia
4.Whatever the hell was wrong with Ted Bundy
5. Midgets
6.Being pissed on by midgets
7. Furries
8. Dildo smuggling (That's when you walk around all day with something up your ass)
9. Vomic
10. Blue Iris porn
11. Wanting to actually fuck Perry
12. Rape
13. Incest
14.Pedophilia. (I mean look how he hyper fixates on kids)

Place your bets folks,what's the next ghoulish kink in the Tomb cavalcade of perversions? Interesting note,he's "joked" about many of these things in one form or another.

I'd say 2, 7, 8, and possibly 14

 

[hector85]

So what do you all think the next revelation will be in the saga of Tom's degeneracy?

1.Bestiality
2.scat
3.necrophilia
4.Whatever the hell was wrong with Ted Bundy
5. Midgets
6.Being pissed on by midgets
7. Furries
8. Dildo smuggling (That's when you walk around all day with something up your ass)
9. Vomic
10. Blue Iris porn
11. Wanting to actually fuck Perry
12. Rape
13. Incest
14.Pedophilia. (I mean look how he hyper fixates on kids)

Place your bets folks,what's the next ghoulish kink in the Tomb cavalcade of perversions? Interesting note,he's "joked" about many of these things in one form or another.

ill go with 2 and 7 as they seem to be most common among degenerates, and I'll throw in 11 and maybe 8.

 

[Maskedmaestro]

They said that they worked on OBS all weekend for the stream tonight.

They skipped 7 days of streams because "streamlabs", but it took 2 days over the weekend to just switch to OBS. I mean do they not understand the bullshit they spewed? If that was the real issue they would have been up last Monday.

 

[snort beg snort]

They said that they worked on OBS all weekend for the stream tonight.

They skipped 7 days of streams because "streamlabs", but it took 2 days over the weekend to just switch to OBS. I mean do they not understand the bullshit they spewed? If that was the real issue they would have been up last Monday.

But why tell the truth when you can just lie to and gaslight your remaining fanbase in an attempt to obfuscate the fact that you are a cum eating fag?

They couldn't have possibly streamed last Monday, they hadn't figured out how to keep any mushrooms or kiwis from appearing on stream yet.

Hey Tom, hope your week was miserable you thin-skinned hypocritical mick piece of shit. Good luck screening deliveries tonight you fat homo.