perhaps the most retarded idea I've ever had (Registered Agent Edition)

[Konstantin Romanov]

Oh you know why I would be a good candidate? I have been online since 1994 and never asked for CP and can prove it. I know I am a sperg but not a degenerate.

"And what would you say you bring to my company?"
"There are no dead hookers in the trunk of my car right now. I have not murdered a prostitute and stashed her corpse in my car in a garbage bag temporarily while I arrange a permanent dump site. Absolutely zero cadavers are in the red prius in spot C06 in your parking garage."

 

[Fatniggo1488]

I'd say just look for incredibly sketchy and controversial operations like white supremacists in some state and see if they have an agent in common and pick that guy, as he is probably used to intense bullshit already.

Might sound like an odd thing to say coming from a guy with 1488 in his username, but I kinda think an extreme libertarian type would be a better fit.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

NH has an 8.5% corporate tax rate and some places advertising registered agent services for as low as $49/year.

The state itself is essentially a lolcow, and there’s plenty of extreme lolbertarian types.

On the downside, Karlyn Borysenko was the lolbertarian candidate for Governor this past election

NH-SOS - Registered Agent List

 

[IamnottheNSA]

its time to start the kiwi farms cult green robes and kiwi bird mask for everyone

I mean troons already say we are a cult, might as well start wearing cool masks and robes and shit.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

This idea has some potential.

Make it a trailer in a some gross trailer park.

That'd be funny.

PS: I was hoping this was a silver coin version 2.0 project.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

I'm going to respond to a retarded idea with an even more retarded idea. What about Kyle Rittenhouse?

He's already been forced into the public spotlight under his real name and is on the permanent globohomo shitlist. He has a good head on his shoulders, and knows how to defend himself. Plus it would be kinda fun to have him as a Kiwi.

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

Don't know if this was already suggested (search is throwing an error) but how about hiring an active police officer in one of the lowest income counties in any of those states? someone who already lives by himself preferably, no wife/kids

• Huge advantage in dealing with the local PD
• If any tranny/journalist tries to do anything illegal he can arrest them.
• His ability to sustain employment is somewhat accredited.
• Some rural cop has no reason to care about his "online reputation" unless he's careermaxxing

Sure they are retards but they have some perks

 

[The Ultimate Ramotith]

I do not find this idea exceptional, but sadly necessary.

Why don't you buy land on a rez? It's cheap because no one wants to live there, tribal cops won't give a shit about internet bullshit, and it will be out of the way enough that not many trannies would make the journey to harass your live-in serf.

That... i surprisingly clever, especially since the woke types literally get on their hands and knees regarding forgiveness to Native Americans.
Then again, that may give calls to 'colonial appropriation'... unless the one who actually owns the land and scans Null's e-mails is also a Native American.

All these people telling Josh to open a business, hire an old lady, get another business to do it etc underestimate the situation. The people who hate the farms and Josh are not just crazy online trannies posting on Twitter, they are insane. They are well connected. They have access to legal avenues, financial means, and have the righteous wrath of the mob on their side, including the media. Anyone who does this will not just be doxed, their family could be doxed and harassed, their grandmother could be contacted and asked if she’s ok with her grandchild actively killing people online and posting child porn. Their personal online accounts will likely be reported and banned on every major service. If they or their family or close friends have businesses they could be destroyed. A business doing this risks their entire livelihood. There is a huge range of things they can do to fuck with a business beyond writing bad reviews. Pulling payment processors for ‘supporting terrorism’ is not unlikely.
Josh cannot easily own or run a business actively in the USA - he can’t even accept payments on this site through normal payment methods due to them all being barred to him.
Recently a troon phoned the wives of every senior executive of an ISP at 6am to get them to drop Kiwifarms from their services. They threaten families and associates of anyone they target and they are fully shielded from consequences.
Its pretty obvious that the current agent got contacted with enough threats to make an excuse to step down as soon as they had an excuse.

This kind of stuff is having me wan to go all 'Fallen Child from Undertale' on those insane, connected troons.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

The constant stream of newfies pledging to be Joshies next secretary sort-of amazes me, but then, I recall that registration is open.

There was also a hack, followed by the purge, which resulted in quite a few people losing access to their accounts.
How many of these newbies are actual newbies?

 

[HeyYou]

I cannot see any way this would go well. In fact, I see many ways it would go terribly and either completely ruin the life of whoever you hire to do this for you or actively bring more bad attention to the site, and if/when it crashes and burns you'll be chained to a mortgage for a near-useless property.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

"And what would you say you bring to my company?"
"There are no dead hookers in the trunk of my car right now. I have not murdered a prostitute and stashed her corpse in my car in a garbage bag temporarily while I arrange a permanent dump site. Absolutely zero cadavers are in the red prius in spot C06 in your parking garage."

I mean I haven’t killed anyone before...

 

[din365]

I am considering buying a small house (under Lolcow LLC) in some shithole city in either Delaware, New Mexico, Nevada, South Dakota, or Wyoming (or anywhere with 0% Corporate Capital Gains Tax and Loose Registered Agent Requirements) and putting some poor bastard that already lives in those areas in it so that the address functions as our legal operating address. The person living in this house would have several responsibilities.

1. Answer the phone.
2. Scan my mail.
3. Forward my mail if requested.
4. Handle being visited by trannies and antifa without doing anything stupid.
5. Handle being swatted by trannies pretty much constantly.

So I would guess renting a lot and buying a trailer/mobile home/double wide on it would definitely be out, as the trailer park would be sick and tired of having troons and antifa going in there constantly. it would be 15 grand down the shitter.
Unless you can find a town that will let you buy a cheap lot and put a double wide on that. A lot of towns in Alberta and Saskatchewan allow that(obviously you don't want property in Soy land Canada, but just an example), so there is likely a town in one of those states you mentioned that might be able to do that, and may be able to find a property where somebody has already done that. I've seen properties like that go for 40-50 grand in moose bucks in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, so that is an option if you're serious about buying property for the purposes mentioned.
The further away from the city, the far less likely the troon squad will show up, and as for swatting, all you have to do is call the sheriff's office in that town and let them know about the situation like many big youtubers do, so it is a manageable risk.
Bonus points is that it is far more likely you can find somebody there that will do it for you out of troon hate or whatever reason

 

[Oxyjen]

Ethically speaking, can we have our intrepid secretary live in a van, down by the river?

 

[notafederalagent]

Look into getting a woman or minority to open a small business in order to game the small business loan program that caters to them in the US. Think mobile notary public type business. This is not legal advice, but something worth discussing with an attorney if you're already thinking of something stupid like buying a house for a registered legal agent.

 

[Bartholomew]

Get a house right next to a police station.
This might help regarding arson, visitors, swatting. It would also prevent your house from turning into a trap house.
When someone tries to swat you and calls the police and claims they heard shots then the responding officer will doubt the accuracy of the call.

 

[Leave_Fargut]

retarded imo. The type of people who'll volunteer for this are exactly the people you don't want doing it

 

[Westfalia]

What are the odds troons actually show up to remote ass Wyoming? Barring the shitholes of Casper and Cheyenne everyone is relatively close knit and far from anything notable besides Yellowstone/Teton
Wyoming is also generally somewhere they won't be welcomed. Cody is top tier for a gloriously retarded idea like this.... Maybe you should reach out to Kanye

 

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I've got your solution right here:
For context, these are the fellas that use AR-15s to bless their weddings. Bonus points for taking Waco's Branch Davidians as a pseudo-holy site.

From the wikipedia (lol):

KCIA niggers glow in the dark, you can see them if you're driving

Nool we are more than happy to offer from the dozens of professionals at IP2. they can provide their own transportation and squat as long as you need.

Great point, the registered agent actually having the right to reside at a property doesn't seem to be a legal requirement.

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

Why don't you buy land on a rez? It's cheap because no one wants to live there, tribal cops won't give a shit about internet bullshit, and it will be out of the way enough that not many trannies would make the journey to harass your live-in serf.

@Null this is the way. You can get like 5 acres on Wind River Reservation for like $10k. Don't expect any utilities though..

Actually I'm surprised you don't just hit up a different registered agent in Wyoming since there are tons of them. Just because one flaked out might not mean others would give a shit.

 

[Timmy Jolsen]

I am looking forward to crazy hobo Kiwifarms. I mean, it would probably crash and burn in a week, but it would be one hell of a ride.