Patrick C Robitsch / PhantomRoxas / BlazeKnight729 - Weeaboo brony male!Karen. Career simp with consumption induced brainrot. Friends with Linkara and Marzgurl. Links to #ComicGate and Weeb Wars. Mortal enemy of Dan Slott. Lusts after fishmen.

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The only saving grace for him is his stanning of Heather Antos (whom I would gladly make a single mother) but it doesn't erase his rampant faggotry.
 
damian dijo:
@contradiction of terns This OP is bloated as fuck. Put some stuff behind spoilers and cut some of the fat, if you put literally everything in the OP not much of it will get discussed in the rest of the thread.
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Yeah, I'm super sorry about that. The Prospering Grounds moderators have repeatedly advised not to put non-pornographic content under spoilers, so I avoided the spoilers in order to get it out of the Prospering Grounds.

I've added a bunch of spoilers (mostly for large chunks of images), removed some images, removed a small amount of text, and generally tried to reduce the size of the OP by about half. I don't feel qualified to judge any of the content PorkeyDuck contributed, so I kept it, but it's mostly under spoilers.

This is you guys' subforum, so if there's anything else I can do to make it more palatable, please let me know. I'm just a guest here writing about one of your critters that escaped containment and I know it.

I hate excuses and try not to make them, but what you've seen is about .0004% of Patrick's content. Patrick has:
206,000+ tweets.
26,000+ posts on Card Maker forum.
2300 or so posts on Crawlspace.
3 different Tumblrs.

I fully admit that I struggled with keeping the size to a minimum due to the raw amount of content. That's on me.
 
I needed something to listen to so decided to check out Patrick's brother Aaron's music. Reason being that I have a vague feeling I met either Patrick or his brother (or both) on a Facebook group years and years ago because it seemed like a fuckton of obscure metal musicians posted there. Like I keep having flashbacks "Patrick C Robitsch and N others liked your post." Anyway, I'll listen to it all so you don't have to.

https://graveshadow.bandcamp.com/track/gwynnbleidd - The song themed on The Witcher that the OP in the thread mentioned. Pretty catchy, good vocals, but it feels like it's missing something. It's labeled "symphonic metal" but there aren't as many keyboard arrangements as I'd think from that description.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eST7IDaKEqY - Pretty decent song with a cool riff and a great singer, doesn't sound like Iced Earth to me like that one comment said. The solo/outro bothers me because it sounds insanely familiar though, like I KNOW I've heard it before. Aaron is keyboardist in this band but there's basically no keys, so whatever.

https://crepuscle.bandcamp.com/album/heavenly-skies - I think this is Aaron's main band which is described as a "mix of Wintersun and Insomnium" so it's got lots of keyboard arrangements courtesy of Aaron and plenty of random neoclassical moments amidst some death metal-ish drumming and growls. Nice to space out to and has some interesting moments, but it doesn't come close to beating its obvious inspirations and it doesn't hit the EPIC notes as often as I'd want.

None of this is anything your average metal fan wouldn't enjoy and if they were the opening act at a show I was then I'd be entertained. I'll tie this back to Weeb Wars and Patrick himself by encouraging him to get his ass off Twitter, stop obsessing over stupid autists like ZeroResurrected or shitty writers like Dan Slott, and try and do something productive like this. I mean even if everything Aaron Robitsch and his bandmates have done has been done before, it still manages to entertain, it's better than a lot of music (metal or not) even if normally I wouldn't go out of my way to listen to it and probably will never listen to it again, and it got me to type up this post.
 
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put your private tags inside the spoiler as well its just hiding the surrounding area now
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fix your stray attachments btw
its making your giant OP even bigger
Great work fren.
 
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Save the Loli dijo:
I needed something to listen to
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I'm super picky about metal because a key component of good music (to me, and yes, I know this is subjective) is that I can hear the lyrics. However, I am a huge Witcher nerd and you inspired me to collect up a friend who actually LIKES metal and we jointly listened to the selection of songs you dug up. Metal-Lover made some suggestions for you. They're in the spoiler.

1st song 'Gwynnbleidd'. I really, really wanted to like this one, but in the end I could only hear the female singer about half the time and it ruined it for me. I'm kinda deaf so things that leave me feeling like I'm even more deaf just... eh.

Metalhead Friend said that this one sounds like a mix of Kamelot and DragonForce, whatever that means.

2nd song by Niviane. This one is my favorite, and mostly because of the music video. Aaron's back there headbanging like a beast and appeared to be... hunting glowies in the woods? I seriously swear I saw a bunch of CIA suits running around and one of the band members with an AR-15? This seems based. Aaron might actually be unironically based.

MF said the reason this sounds familiar is because of the song 'Teutonic Terror' by ACCEPT.


Apparently ACCEPT started playing in like 1977 or something and they're considered to be the first legit metal band (even before Metallica), and a lot of current day metal will contain similar vibes.

3rd song by Crepuscule. Neither of us liked this one. Friend said it reminded them of Dollar General Cradle of Filth. Again, whatever that means. Don't buy the off-brand, I guess?

Empresa dijo:
put your private tags inside the spoiler as well its just hiding the surrounding area now
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fix your stray attachments btw
its making your giant OP even bigger
Great work fren.
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Thanks! I got everything you suggested fixed and changing the way the dox and private tags were nested made it even shorter, so rock on!

Is BT a Weeb Wars person? Like, seriously, feel free to give me the Cliff Notes version of anything Weeb Wars related you guys feel is funny or important. I'm slowly working my way through the assorted threads, but it's a lot. lol.
 
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Is BT a Weeb Wars person? Like, seriously, feel free to give me the Cliff Notes version of anything Weeb Wars related you guys feel is funny or important. I'm slowly working my way through the assorted threads, but it's a lot. lol.
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BT (Brian Thompson) is a black simp who helps manage Monica Rial's fanclub and is loudly anti-Vic. Predictably, he's also BLM, Orange Man Bad, mask/poke lover, etc.

The typewriter made a comparison between BT because, like Patrick, his sibling(s) look like normal people while he looks like a failure. Aaron might not be a rock superstar, but he looks like he takes care of himself, has a level of cool that comes from doing metal, arguably good looking, etc.

Knowing what I told you, but otherwise being ignorant of weeb wars, guess which one is BT.

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Hint: the fat one
 
OneHandClapping dijo:
BT (Brian Thompson) is a black simp who helps manage Monica Rial's fanclub and is loudly anti-Vic. Predictably, he's also BLM, Orange Man Bad, mask/poke lover, etc.

The typewriter made a comparison between BT because, like Patrick, his sibling(s) look like normal people while he looks like a failure. Aaron might not be a rock superstar, but he looks like he takes care of himself, has a level of cool that comes from doing metal, arguably good looking, etc.

Knowing what I told you, but otherwise being ignorant of weeb wars, guess which one is BT.

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Hint: the fat one
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Oh wow. They're really all pod people. John Carpenter was right all along.
 
contradiction of terns dijo:
I'm super picky about metal because a key component of good music (to me, and yes, I know this is subjective) is that I can hear the lyrics. However, I am a huge Witcher nerd and you inspired me to collect up a friend who actually LIKES metal and we jointly listened to the selection of songs you dug up. Metal-Lover made some suggestions for you. They're in the spoiler.

1st song 'Gwynnbleidd'. I really, really wanted to like this one, but in the end I could only hear the female singer about half the time and it ruined it for me. I'm kinda deaf so things that leave me feeling like I'm even more deaf just... eh.

Metalhead Friend said that this one sounds like a mix of Kamelot and DragonForce, whatever that means.

2nd song by Niviane. This one is my favorite, and mostly because of the music video. Aaron's back there headbanging like a beast and appeared to be... hunting glowies in the woods? I seriously swear I saw a bunch of CIA suits running around and one of the band members with an AR-15? This seems based. Aaron might actually be unironically based.

MF said the reason this sounds familiar is because of the song 'Teutonic Terror' by ACCEPT.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=req-oDf2ZRc
Apparently ACCEPT started playing in like 1977 or something and they're considered to be the first legit metal band (even before Metallica), and a lot of current day metal will contain similar vibes.

3rd song by Crepuscule. Neither of us liked this one. Friend said it reminded them of Dollar General Cradle of Filth. Again, whatever that means. Don't buy the off-brand, I guess?
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I can see those comparisons, except the Cradle of Filth one. Interesting to compare notes.
contradiction of terns dijo:
Is BT a Weeb Wars person? Like, seriously, feel free to give me the Cliff Notes version of anything Weeb Wars related you guys feel is funny or important. I'm slowly working my way through the assorted threads, but it's a lot. lol.
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This makes me wish we had a BT thread since in terms of KickVic Twitter nobodies he's been around from the start (I don't remember Patrick much in 2019), is a jannie on Monica's facebook group, and is a constantly loud voice in his unceasing VICMANBAD and simping.

Now Aaron Robitsch didn't even need to make any music to have one advantage over his brother--he's not Patrick C Robitsch who wastes his days away on Twitter whining about people being mean to him on the internet. Same thing with BT's brothers. While BT was eating hotpockets as he furiously moderates Monica's Facebook group and screams on Twitter in-between Jimmy John's shifts, his brothers are pumping iron at the gym and presumably living semi-normal lifestyles.
 
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I can see those comparisons, except the Cradle of Filth one. Interesting to compare notes.

This makes me wish we had a BT thread since in terms of KickVic Twitter nobodies he's been around from the start (I don't remember Patrick much in 2019), is a jannie on Monica's facebook group, and is a constantly loud voice in his unceasing VICMANBAD and simping.

Now Aaron Robitsch didn't even need to make any music to have one advantage over his brother--he's not Patrick C Robitsch who wastes his days away on Twitter whining about people being mean to him on the internet. Same thing with BT's brothers. While BT was eating hotpockets as he furiously moderates Monica's Facebook group and screams on Twitter in-between Jimmy John's shifts, his brothers are pumping iron at the gym and presumably living semi-normal lifestyles.
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BT has not done anything exceptional enough (except simp for Monic*nt) this whole damn time. He's only notable for the volume--not quality--of his sperging.
 
Save the Loli dijo:
I can see those comparisons, except the Cradle of Filth one. Interesting to compare notes.

This makes me wish we had a BT thread since in terms of KickVic Twitter nobodies he's been around from the start (I don't remember Patrick much in 2019), is a jannie on Monica's facebook group, and is a constantly loud voice in his unceasing VICMANBAD and simping.

Now Aaron Robitsch didn't even need to make any music to have one advantage over his brother--he's not Patrick C Robitsch who wastes his days away on Twitter whining about people being mean to him on the internet. Same thing with BT's brothers. While BT was eating hotpockets as he furiously moderates Monica's Facebook group and screams on Twitter in-between Jimmy John's shifts, his brothers are pumping iron at the gym and presumably living semi-normal lifestyles.
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Man, I feel kinda bad now. I just saw BT sperging in the general thread and if I had only known, I would have been just as fine with doing an OP on him.

Basically, long story short; I grew up with Encyclopedia Dramatica and that was my gateway drug to Kiwi Farms. My goal is to work my way up to master troll (yeah, I'm a Dyn fan and you're welcome to bully me for it), but at the moment I'm just a lowly dox goblin. Since most of the major threads have dedicated crews and everyone is already doxed for the most part I've been struggling with where I can get practice on OPs and doxes. I don't use social media, so all the cows I've done OPs on came to me via the Farms.

If you guys will have me I'm down to do any grunt work that's hanging around. Doxes for the Doxemon thread, or anything, really. Hand me a Twitter handle (or some social media) and if it can be gotten I'll bring it. I've only failed to produce doxes on two people and both had been spooked prior by someone else. I am also a published author, so you'll get coherently written OPs, but I don't want to write any more OPs unless there's a demand. I'd hate to shit up you guys' subforum.

Patrick mostly just caught my eye because he seemed like he might have a continued purpose as a DramaCow after Weeb Wars ends. The subject of my last OP grew a sense of shame, DFE'd. and has been in hiding for months (guess they didn't like having photos of their boyfriend's diapered ass doxed), and now I have almost no standards for what I write about other than I don't want anymore shybois/girls. They're no fun.

I know this is getting long and sperg-tastic, so I'll tie it back into Patrick by saying that he seems to seriously struggle with holding down a job due to his Karen streak (and will probably never make CareerCow), but he did recently get an audition and I suspect he's seeking VA work.
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Patrick has long maintained that he got into Weeb Wars due to his connection to VA Benjamin Diskin. Here is them interacting on Twitter.

Friend said "That's fair" to your response and suggested you might enjoy Malmsteen because we kind of sussed from your reply that you were familiar with all the bands discussed. I really don't enjoy much metal, but here's an example of niche Scandanavian metal that I like. It's also basically the LOLCow Anthem and their drummer kind of looks like Aaron, so there's another thread tie-in.
 
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Man, I feel kinda bad now. I just saw BT sperging in the general thread and if I had only known, I would have been just as fine with doing an OP on him.

Basically, long story short; I grew up with Encyclopedia Dramatica and that was my gateway drug to Kiwi Farms. My goal is to work my way up to master troll (yeah, I'm a Dyn fan and you're welcome to bully me for it), but at the moment I'm just a lowly dox goblin. Since most of the major threads have dedicated crews and everyone is already doxed for the most part I've been struggling with where I can get practice on OPs and doxes. I don't use social media, so all the cows I've done OPs on came to me via the Farms.

If you guys will have me I'm down to do any grunt work that's hanging around. Doxes for the Doxemon thread, or anything, really. Hand me a Twitter handle (or some social media) and if it can be gotten I'll bring it. I've only failed to produce doxes on two people and both had been spooked prior by someone else. I am also a published author, so you'll get coherently written OPs, but I don't want to write any more OPs unless there's a demand. I'd hate to shit up you guys' subforum.

Patrick mostly just caught my eye because he seemed like he might have a continued purpose as a DramaCow after Weeb Wars ends. The subject of my last OP grew a sense of shame, DFE'd. and has been in hiding for months (guess they didn't like having photos of their boyfriend's diapered ass doxed), and now I have almost no standards for what I write about other than I don't want anymore shybois/girls. They're no fun.

I know this is getting long and sperg-tastic, so I'll tie it back into Patrick by saying that he seems to seriously struggle with holding down a job due to his Karen streak (and will probably never make CareerCow), but he did recently get an audition and I suspect he's seeking VA work.
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Patrick has long maintained that he got into Weeb Wars due to his connection to VA Benjamin Diskin. Here is them interacting on Twitter.

Friend said "That's fair" to your response and suggested you might enjoy Malmsteen because we kind of sussed from your reply that you were familiar with all the bands discussed. I really don't enjoy much metal, but here's an example of niche Scandanavian metal that I like. It's also basically the LOLCow Anthem and their drummer kind of looks like Aaron, so there's another thread tie-in.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=y2vzBdIejVY
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More good posters are always welcome in Weeb Wars.

Then again, you'll become a regular poster in Weeb Wars.

I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.
 
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