💰 Grifter Patrick Alan Melton / Nobody Likes Onions / "THE QUEEN!!" - Obese STMS a-log, "Dabbleverse" creep, "jokes" about children starting an OnlyFans (at 15), scouts X to find photos of them, offers child vocalised TTS. Argued for "ethical generative AI CP", conceded awkwardly with a laugh amid backlash.

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AnOminous dijo:
There is a harassment order against him. He's just ignoring it, probably because balldoskelly told him if you don't like a court order, it's legal just to ignore it and flip off the judge with both hands.
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From what i heard today at the golf event Melton had two fans stalking running around taking pictures, real smart thing to do with a harassment order against you outstanding.
 
Something that barely gets mentioned is that Melton is literally always drunk or high when streaming. He doesn’t try to hide it, getting loaded on camera.

Looking at him, before you even know anything about his life, it’s obvious why he’d be hugely self-medicated. There’s not enough food, alcohol, drugs, or online attention to fix him.

So it’s always funny to hear him talking about what’s wrong with other people, regardless of who they are. Homeboy can’t even function at a basic level of adulthood and needs his substances (and who knows what process addictions, eg shopping or gambling) to make it through the day.

It’s insane that he has a fanbase.
 
John Andrews Stan dijo:
Something that barely gets mentioned is that Melton is literally always drunk or high when streaming. He doesn’t try to hide it, getting loaded on camera.

Looking at him, before you even know anything about his life, it’s obvious why he’d be hugely self-medicated. There’s not enough food, alcohol, drugs, or online attention to fix him.

So it’s always funny to hear him talking about what’s wrong with other people, regardless of who they are. Homeboy can’t even function at a basic level of adulthood and needs his substances (and who knows what process addictions, eg shopping or gambling) to make it through the day.

It’s insane that he has a fanbase.
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He is a gross fatter knock off of Hedonism Bot, like those poojeets pretending to be AI.
 
John Andrews Stan dijo:
Something that barely gets mentioned is that Melton is literally always drunk or high when streaming. He doesn’t try to hide it, getting loaded on camera.

Looking at him, before you even know anything about his life, it’s obvious why he’d be hugely self-medicated. There’s not enough food, alcohol, drugs, or online attention to fix him.

So it’s always funny to hear him talking about what’s wrong with other people, regardless of who they are. Homeboy can’t even function at a basic level of adulthood and needs his substances (and who knows what process addictions, eg shopping or gambling) to make it through the day.

It’s insane that he has a fanbase.
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well he will be dead by the time he's 50 so that's good
 
John Andrews Stan dijo:
Something that barely gets mentioned is that Melton is literally always drunk or high when streaming. He doesn’t try to hide it, getting loaded on camera.

Looking at him, before you even know anything about his life, it’s obvious why he’d be hugely self-medicated. There’s not enough food, alcohol, drugs, or online attention to fix him.

So it’s always funny to hear him talking about what’s wrong with other people, regardless of who they are. Homeboy can’t even function at a basic level of adulthood and needs his substances (and who knows what process addictions, eg shopping or gambling) to make it through the day.

It’s insane that he has a fanbase.
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I'll be frank, I have never wached any video - his face triggers a visceral response to wanting me to strike him. Yet if he has slurred speech or that "high" from drugs/weed, I can believe it.

I just hope once he lands in jail or gets what he deserves, his """fans""" (other drug addicts) will fall. Hopefully someone like Vaedo's A-Log can annoy this jackass, but he doesn't strike me as the type of person who goes outside often.
 
hunchbacksrus dijo:
well he will be dead by the time he's 50 so that's good
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He's already 50 even though he has the fat, greasy pedophile phenotype where they all look exactly the same. He's like Boogie or any other 50+ deathfat with completely shitty habits who somehow doesn't just keel over dead even though he should.
 
I just want him to face the non PDF enthusiasts in prison. The Matador's disgusting existence should have had the feds seizing his computers.
 
Outer Space Traveller dijo:
I'll be frank, I have never wached any video - his face triggers a visceral response to wanting me to strike him. Yet if he has slurred speech or that "high" from drugs/weed, I can believe it.

I just hope once he lands in jail or gets what he deserves, his """fans""" (other drug addicts) will fall. Hopefully someone like Vaedo's A-Log can annoy this jackass, but he doesn't strike me as the type of person who goes outside often.
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for the record he's 45 so we got 5 years to hope
 
Crossposting a snakening's revelations today about his and his partner's "journalistic" integrity:

Folgers Can dijo:
The hilarious remainder of them eating their own, with some fava beans and a nice chianti:

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https://x.com/pmelt/status/1952433654409658497 https://archive.is/iL0fE
https://x.com/pmelt/status/1952435527652974902 https://archive.ph/VU5Xx
https://x.com/pmelt/status/1952437994453107126 https://archive.is/cO6NH
https://x.com/pmelt/status/1952438779345777058 https://archive.is/OYnln
https://x.com/pmelt/status/1952440661783060636 https://archive.ph/SQijN
https://x.com/pmelt/status/1952443174351512038 https://archive.ph/DDz1n
https://x.com/pmelt/status/1952446258909675729 https://archive.ph/M1w7C
https://x.com/pmelt/status/1952446893713465849 https://archive.ph/56aos
https://x.com/pmelt/status/1952447675884044738 https://archive.ph/bjtrV
https://x.com/pmelt/status/1952451901272035501 https://archive.ph/LnpYd
https://x.com/pmelt/status/1952454345368260814 https://archive.ph/qXoCk
https://x.com/pmelt/status/1952457665445335185 https://archive.ph/jl2s7
https://x.com/pmelt/status/1952459968336285784 https://archive.ph/OcFVW
https://x.com/pmelt/status/1952463239230722405 https://archive.ph/tMEz3
https://x.com/pmelt/status/1952466088639484052 https://archive.is/2745f
https://x.com/pmelt/status/1952470017314009570 https://archive.md/vpnx2
https://x.com/pmelt/status/1952470800529002924 https://archive.ph/yxmz7
https://x.com/pmelt/status/1952471574508167581 https://archive.md/QzkQg
https://x.com/pmelt/status/1952471859095900393 https://archive.ph/9DX66
https://x.com/pmelt/status/1952472289125220658 https://archive.md/QgBLU
https://x.com/pmelt/status/1952472752318988670 https://archive.ph/IFfCH
https://x.com/pmelt/status/1952473271800406111 https://archive.md/OVdGR
https://x.com/pmelt/status/1952474136946893063 https://archive.ph/5UwWj
https://x.com/pmelt/status/1952475490067067252 https://archive.md/82vYo

Let's all just take a moment and savor the delicious irony of this guy's fundamental defense being the First Amendment protections afforded his sacrosanct "journalistic" endeavours vis-à-vis the matter of tremendous public of concern that is the Toe, while at the same time conniving behind the scenes to pressure a fellow citizen "journalist" into debasing her "journalistic" integrity for crumbs of clout, only to see it blow up in his face so publicly as the above, and scramble to keep up with damage control by spewing such walls of text within minutes of claiming that he's "not worried" and stressing that "no one said they cared." You just can't make this shit up.

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Folgers Can dijo:
That's the most recent one but she adds that the cracks in Fort Balldo started to form earlier over whether any aspect of MAPton's anniversary show coverage ran the risk of being deemed a HRO violation, whether Nick's separate private communications with Girl Friday were correct about which of the two HROs was more harsh, and most interestingly, whether her reporting should affirmatively suppress coverage of inconvenient topics like the exhibit list that we now know Moody told her to conceal. This finally explains an oddity that made no sense at the time, but damned sure makes sense now:

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[L] [A]

In keeping with Moody's explicit directive to hide the exhibit list that was already in-hand, the weekly roundup show that he helmed later that day reported on only the witness list with the exhibit list conspicuously absent despite being obviously newsworthy and, according to Girl Friday, already readily available to him. Today MAPton adopts the cope that he was allegedly not privy to whatever marching orders his partner was giving out to their shared minions, which incidentally throws Moody under the bus on this issue, and he adds the cope that Moody only pressured her to suppress a "public document" anyways so what's the big deal?

Nice try, but as a practical matter it was not ever going to be a "public" document were it not for it just so happening to get posted on the Farms later that evening and and covered by @Potentially Criminal later that night, Stallyn19's swift clipping of which afforded wider exposure to dabbleniggers that left the Pretty Menopausal heifers with no choice but to begrudgingly display it to their fanbase in their next show the following day in the course of their coverage of strawmanned Sean-hate in that community that was reaching a seemingly astroturfed crescendo at that time. Had none of that chain of events occurred, Moody would have gotten his wish.

This is apropos of nothing other than to again accentuate what a farce it is for MAPton to keep trotting out a defense of "journalism" with all the connotations of professional ethics, objectivity, and integrity that (once upon a time) were at least supposed to go along with that term. These are not "journalists," these are hatchetmen that treat their loyal fans like how one would grow mushrooms: feed them shit and keep them in the dark.
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Local archive of Melton's comedy Youtube series: Bed Monkey. The 34 episodes were uploaded on his personal Youtube channel 15 years ago, when Pat was 30 years old. Each short video is fat Pat laying in bed talking to a stuffed monkey toy, in a creepy child's voice.

Patrick Melton Youtube channel
Preservetube archive of channel

I have ordered them alphabetically not by date of upload.

Acorns

Black

Calendar

Captain

Chili

Chipotle
Christmas

Facebook

Fair

Finger Sandwiches

Fire Drill

Flipper Fins
Head

Lemonades

Lice

Listen

Mistletoes

Moonbeam
Papercut

Pills

Pony

?

Raisins

Raspberries
Shirt

Softball

Starfish

Stocks

Tattoo

Time
Toenails

Toilet

Twinkle

Twitter
 
Gator_Aids dijo:
Ver archivo adjunto 7831473

Pedobros...
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I heard Aaron had said his name during last night’s members’ only show and again tonight. Guess nobody was picking up what he was laying down so he felt he had to escalate things himself. It’s anybody’s guess whether the name is accurate. Because it’s Aaron, I’m more inclined to think it’s a faildox.
 
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