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Last two posts are deleted. Did you archive?
No sorry that’s my bad, got distracted with other things, not much is that different between the 2 posts and his update on the first post. Will work on archiving on the future on posts that might get removed (the sarachnis one staying up also gave me false trust that these baguette posts wouldn’t be taken down)
 
More All Stars stuff.
  • Solomission accidentally shoutcasts over a teamfight voice call which leads to Dino's team getting mixed up mix fight and not securing a very easy kill(somehow, I'm not really sure how). "You owe us some blood money lad"
  • Rhys gets killed for 100 morrigans javelins(A really powerful and gets mad at Torvesta, who pathed himself into a teamfight and Rhys went back for him instead of just leaving. He's saying "Why'd you get caught" in case you can't make it out.



  • Mika butts heads with his team. The context is that they had just got done wiping two teams, and Mika wanted to dip. The rest of the team including his team leader Westham disagreed since they could get the 100 javelins at the potential risk of losing mediocre gear on Greg and Westham.


  • Faux goes bananas at some shenanigans at demonics. Not pictured: Greg getting a zenyte shard a few kills later after continuing to do this.



  • Gnomonkey cries after dying to another player. He's mainly sad here because he was headed for colosseum and realized he could have easily headed to ToA for better loot/odds of not getting caught by anyone.
  • Following this, his whole team groups up to get him a zammy spear for ToA after he logged out and went for a quick nap. He logs back in a few seconds before they end up getting a zammy spear.


  • After this, Gnomonkey gets a fang. They're so back.


 
  • Raikesy dies to Zulrah, then dies again on the way back losing everything he had on him. Solomission then checks in on the Odablock Warriors where he is VERY warmly welcomed by Odablock.

  • Dino gets mogged by Kevin Framed


  • Torvesta, attempting to escape a 5 man gank from the Westham Weasels, ends up at Doom wave 1 in what seems to be his first time ever fighting Doom. The clip is too big to download because Kick won't let me change quality settings so I'm sorry for not archiving it. Worth noting that in the meawhile Torvesta's teammate Muts was attempting a 16 delve Doom challenge for a reward. He(muts) eventually did it after 3 hours of some mind games with any gankers and failed attempts.
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  • Mr Mammal wants 99 defence for reasons.
I wish there were more people fucking around highlights. I don't much care for the tournament outcomes more than I do the people interacting/having fun/yelling at each other and actually finding them involves either watching each team's vods which I'm not going to do or very painfully trawling R*ddit for clips which misses a bunch of stuff.
Purpp's team in particular has no filter because he's a crazy aussie with a hitler stache(don't know why) and everyone's been infected by him and I hope someone releases a big highlight reel of their stuff.
 
I decided since it's sunday to watch the stream in the background while I was doing some stuff. Nothing amazing happened but I wish I clipped the attempt on 61M that just happened.
Odablock(a really good pvper) and Doobies(apparently deadweight so far) came into demonics singles to gank 61M. Doobies was following Oda, so 61M attacked doobies which meant Odablock couldn't fight as it's singles combat. Oda teleported away as to not waste his time, 61M almost killed Doobies in return and then teleported out.
Oh yeah and a couple of hours ago, Oda ganked Dino at a singles wilderness boss. Oda was in full gear but Dino managed to hold his ground for long enough for his team to come in. Oda and Dino left, an EVScape from Oda's team turned up with a fucking starter's staff, basic spellbook and I think fire bolt/surge for the fight. I'm amazed no one died.

Edit:

Purpp's team was fighting a multi-wilderness boss, with skillspecs standing outside to scout for any potential incomings.
Skillspecs was standing way beyond the view distance of the actual boss entrance, meaning Dino's team could just waltz and crash them.
To make matters worse, Skillspecs was trying to be funny and used his soundboard metal pipe sfx at the exact time Dino just happened to enter.
Bit of a volume warning.


Following this(no clips) Mr Mammal managed a really good tank but still died. Purpp wore a fedora item, tanked all the way to singles and logged out, saying "Not the prison again". This a reference to what happened yesterday where the entire Purpp team was logged out in that same exact spot because Westham's team were waiting for them after a failed kill attempt.


  • Kevin "Kevin Framed" Framed fucking with Dino yet again. The evil chicken lair can only be accessed if you use a raw chicken on the statue. Dino had two, Framed had 3.


  • Dino's PoV:


  • Fun fact. A while after this, Lake(the guy with the slightly lispy voice in Framed's pov) pk'd one of Dino's guys for a scythe. Framed went to talk shit, saw dino, told him "good luck with your dragons, bring three chickens next time" and someone took that as an oppurtunity to call for Framed's team to get a yellow card because that counted as Framed revealing Dino's location which is against the rules/collusion.

Edit 2:
Pretty boring final breach. Rhys and his team camped edgeville dungeon where Odablock had last logged out for some reason(Odablock's team is dead last, with a 1:5 K:D ratio).
Purpp and Dino's team had a quick skirmish on the way to the breach, while Westham's team(the leader by a huge margin) is camped a bank and free farmed the mobs for so far 20 minutes. It's getting to the point where Eliop is emoting raspberries at the other teams who are just barely picking up their scraps it's so boring. They picked up their third zuriel's staff, had a clump of like 6 breach monsters that they could very freely barrage.

Overall
  • No one wants to fight Westham's team because they're super strong and they're also at a bank.
  • Dino and Purpp keep bloodying each other which means they went in with poverty gear. Skillspecs had a mystic hat and water staff and that's it.
  • Rhys is off pursuing some personal vendetta or something against odablock, who knows. I'm told a ref came in after an hour and told Rhys to back off because it's getting boring as hell.
  • Westham's team has no reason to fight anyone because they have as much blood money as the rest of the teams combined
  • Framed's team is just doing GWD, small skirmishes with the rest of Oda's team.
  • Purpp attempts to rush Westham at the end, ending up getting wiped and losing a Vesta's spear.
  • Westham just got a VLS drop and very freely teleported out with it while the Dino team was slow to rush them. Dino managed to get a kill on the Westham team at least but it's not much profit there.
  • SKILLSPECS COMING BACK WITH NO ARMOR JUST TO FEED BLOOD MONEY TO DINO WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING
Shame I thought this season was fairly even and it was anyone's game until now.
Greg, the guy who got a VLS for westham's team right now:
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Última edición:
New sailing method that requires an alt: if you have 75 sailing you can get guaranteed white shark bounty task at port roberts (worth 40k exp), take your main out with its best cannon and cballs and bring an alt with lower tier cannons/cballs to do additional chip damage on the white sharks just enough to speed up kills but not take kill credit for looting

People have been getting upwards of 584 exp/hr

Expect this to definitely get nerfed as I’m sure Jagex wants trials to be peak sailing content

Good Chance this is bannable now

Never mind apparently the rank 1 clogger risked his account for 3.5m sailing exp by macro clicking LMAO
 
Última edición:
I tracked down a video that claims to show what was actually being done.

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As I understand the gist of it is that he has multiple runelite clients open with that click to minimize plugin installed and configured to great whites. He just needs to align the camera on all of those clients and then spam click the same action without needing to move the mouse or doing any other inputs and since the client will autominimize you've clicked on all clients with minimal effort.

I do see how bot farms could abuse it at the very least.
 
So the end of this little Marni saga is, he’s not permabanned just temp, the plugin he was using (and apparently is a popular afk plugin too, don’t ask me I’m a mobiler) is no longer useable, Jagex has confirmed they won’t quash the ban because they were unable to replicate his method even while using the plugin (so he may have macro’d something to click so fast) AND they nerfed sailing bounty tasks, if you have 2 bounty tasks for the same target but different drop req, (great white liver and jaw) you can no longer get both of the drops at the same time AND currently (hopefully gets fixed) it rolls the least likely item first and if that fails it also fails the most likely item, meaning you’re killing more bounty targets than before.
 
can a kiwi give a brother some directions? i resubbed before the weekend, knocked out a couple quests, did a handfull of slayer tasks, and i'm not sure where to go from here. it's been like two years playing the game on and off and still feel like a caveman looking at the monolith.
check me out now boys. i remember being a tiny little fella twenty years ago looking at dragon equipment the same way the monkeys looked at the monolith and i finally got there. i told you i'd make it, mom. every player i've met on the way has been sparce but cool as hell. one guy even accused me of selling a bond for everything which is really, REALLY funny. the current goal is to get barrows gloves but fuck me getting to 70 cooking is going to be a slog
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check me out now boys. i remember being a tiny little fella twenty years ago looking at dragon equipment the same way the monkeys looked at the monolith and i finally got there. i told you i'd make it, mom. every player i've met on the way has been sparce but cool as hell. one guy even accused me of selling a bond for everything which is really, REALLY funny. the current goal is to get barrows gloves but fuck me getting to 70 cooking is going to be a slog.
Hell yeah that drip looks good. Honestly half of the fun of RuneScape for me is just doing whatever you want. Account is progressing nicely! The only other suggestion I would have would be to level Con to at least 55ish. That would give you mounted glory, and by that point you can have a bunch of other convenient teles in your phone.
 
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This was cute from the subreddit, in parody of the new mega rare announced for TFA

I personally like all the rewards announced for TFA, I know the hybrid armor is controversial but I still like it, dual crossbows is just cool (I wish they would let you use the shattered relic orn kit on them for dual wield candlestick rune crossbows), and I like the concept of the crush mega rare
 
Least it wasn't in the news for something relating to homosexuals considering the month and the history of OSRS.
The first day of June Renderscape and some other tranny obsessed reddit entities tried to push some token fag stuff to little effect. Even their own brigading wasn't enough to cover up how many people were telling them to give it up and fuck off. Little by little, we're healing
 
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