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can a kiwi give a brother some directions? i resubbed before the weekend, knocked out a couple quests, did a handfull of slayer tasks, and i'm not sure where to go from here. it's been like two years playing the game on and off and still feel like a caveman looking at the monolith.
edit: thx gentlemen
I agree with the other posts that you should quest. Quest cape is a great goal for midgame players. It unlocks a ton of content, gives a lot of useful rewards (XP, barrows gloves, ava's, arkan blade, salve, thralls, various teleports), and by the time you get it you'll have a good base of levels and experience with the game.
If you're still feeling lost afterwards, music cape and diary cape made good follow-up goals for me.
 
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I haven’t finished the quest yet…. But something about a certain line about a small loan sounds awfully familiar
 
I generally dislike skipping quest dialogue, even the notoriously bad ones that portray your 1700+ skilled character as a retard, but oh my God I despise the writing in these new quests. The Tortugans and the Varlamore crap, especially that stupid frog quest. My character is not this turtle-fucking proud empath redditor faggot they keep writing him as. I simply must skip dialogue now to keep myself from fedposting Jagex support. Also not a single person on the writing team has one funny bone in their slimy little bodies.

I used to love questing. The questpoint cape was my proudest achievement in RS2. Reddit is ruining the game.
 
I generally dislike skipping quest dialogue, even the notoriously bad ones that portray your 1700+ skilled character as a retard, but oh my God I despise the writing in these new quests. The Tortugans and the Varlamore crap, especially that stupid frog quest. My character is not this turtle-fucking proud empath redditor faggot they keep writing him as. I simply must skip dialogue now to keep myself from fedposting Jagex support. Also not a single person on the writing team has one funny bone in their slimy little bodies.

I used to love questing. The questpoint cape was my proudest achievement in RS2. Reddit is ruining the game.
Got any examples of the Redditoid quest dialogue writing? I can picture it, certainly, but I'd like to see how bad it actually is.
 
Reddit is ruining the game
I hope that someone at jagex (Mod North, really) realizes that the well's poisoned with reddit and they roll out a forum style service that has the same level of community interaction. Reddit posters are necessarily retarded, that won't exactly improve just by shifting the service elsewhere, but it's a good start, and there's a certain reddit-borne pathogen that makes up swathes of the dumbest people trying to weigh in.
The genuinely significant amount of pushback on the posts whinging over tranny month cancellation that got buried under the usual redditranny gayops really reaffirmed this for me.
 
RuneScape used to have official forums, they shut them down a couple of years ago and redirected everyone to Reddit or Twitter, which is lame and gay. There were some real gems in those forums, too - threads dating clear back to 2005-2006 or so. I was a long-time user of their text-based roleplaying forum and would check in there even toward its dying days, used to have a lot of fun there back in the day and there were some seriously talented writers there. There was a long-running thread in the 'Suggestions' subforum about Sailing, which I must assume - some of that input was used when they eventually implemented the skill. Fagex claimed they were taking them down because hardly anyone used them anymore and it was a waste, but I can't imagine running a small text-based forum was all that costly or resource intensive. They'd only just updated them to allow posting of images and hyperlinks a few years prior to taking them down.

Of course, the content restrictions there were pretty heavy and it often felt like you were walking around on eggshells with some of those fucking forum mods, who were players/users chosen to be jannies, and essentially they banned with impunity at their discretion. You had to have membership to even post/comment there, so if a forum mod disliked you for whatever reason or got a bug up their ass over something you did, they'd ban you and you were just out that money, because many people paid solely to access the forums and didn't even play the fucking game anymore. Now and then you could actually shoot the shit with Jamflex mods/staff themselves, and I'd say they were more responsive on the forums than they ever have been on Reddit. Seems like they only respond on Reddit to give 'clapbacks' to people trying to make ban appeals, because for whatever reason, making a post on Reddit [not official channels or forms on their site] remains the only viable way to actually get Jamflex to offer any sort of fucking communication or customer service. Sometimes longstanding bugs go unaddressed for years until it gets enough updoots on Reddit, even if someone reported it a dozen times through their official channels.

It's kind of fucking wild that people pay like $15 [last I heard anyway, it had gone up? I play on private servers, so I haven't paid Jamflex in quite a while, maybe since like 2013] just to have access to actual content ingame but they have to use a free, unofficial fucking platform to get any sort of support or to communicate with the makers of the game. And to even get noticed, you need to have the other OSRS Redditoids give you enough updoots for Jamflex to actually even see it. That and Reddit just fucking sucks in general and the OSRS or 2007scape subreddits are made up of a bunch of whiny fucking faggots who pitch a fit every year when June passes and Jamflex hasn't added new rainbow faggot capes or pastel-colored tranny boots. There's seldom any good discourse to be had over there, mostly people doing the aforementioned or whining because they saw a player in Edgeville that had an 'offensive' username like '_I_K1LL_F@GZ_' or something. It's lame as hell.

Although I do like sorting by 'controversial' on some of the posts over there because that's where all of the heavily downvoted normal people hang out, banished to the shadow realm by the Redditoid hivemind that just wants to post about murdering Trump or doing faggot shit.
 
Reddit is an atrocious substitute for a forum. The way it curates and shows you the most accepted opinion whilst burying actual discussion and contradictions, and the way all those faggots act towards people going against the grain on their opinions. Its nothing but drones patting eachother on the ass and seeing who can be the most wholesome passive aggressive twat to next person who dares form independant thought. AIDS riddled cancer farm.
 
To add to that we’re starting to get more and more “wHy No PrIdE jAmFlEX” posts in the subreddit that constantly keep getting dunked on

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I always love the ignorance of noticing the majority are against them but some how the majority are just stupid and wrong

Also I’m so fucking over everyone and their mother making these retarded “Summer Sweep-up” posts when the shit is pretty much already set in stone for what they are going to do and most people suggesting shit doesn’t actually fall under what sweep up is for.

I know I could just not use Reddit but like you guys said it’s the only way to actually communicate in a forum for this game.
 
To add to that we’re starting to get more and more “wHy No PrIdE jAmFlEX” posts in the subreddit that constantly keep getting dunked on
That guy could not sound like more of a whiny fag if he tried.

I know I could just not use Reddit but like you guys said it’s the only way to actually communicate in a forum for this game.
Sad but true. I lurk but once in a blue moon I'll comment.
 
I think it's because it's a gag item that lets you slash people like how you can whack them with the rubber chicken.

You may as well disable equipping noose wands so people can't do hunter since those are used by people marching alongside the parade (to tell them to neck themselves, ya see), stop the ability to drop bones, rope, or flat packed chairs whatsoever, can't wear desert robes, all to protect these totally normal and reasonable people that aren't out of their fucking minds and want the rest of the world dead for not saying they're a woman.
 
I think it's because it's a gag item that lets you slash people like how you can whack them with the rubber chicken.

You may as well disable equipping noose wands so people can't do hunter since those are used by people marching alongside the parade (to tell them to neck themselves, ya see), stop the ability to drop bones, rope, or flat packed chairs whatsoever, can't wear desert robes, all to protect these totally normal and reasonable people that aren't out of their fucking minds and want the rest of the world dead for not saying they're a woman.
Also the Smelly sock item that you could interact with to make your character say "Eww stinky!"
That was changed for the same reason
 
Blood Moon Rises at the end of next month, everything else notable still has no set release date. Has a CMB level 110 recommendation so it might be tough. Kind of excited since the Myreque quest line is one of my favorites. Other than that Wyrmscraig could be neat, but too early to really say.

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Also this from the Mobile client section :lol:

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Blood Moon Rises at the end of next month, everything else notable still has no set release date. Has a CMB level 110 recommendation so it might be tough. Kind of excited since the Myreque quest line is one of my favorites. Other than that Wyrmscraig could be neat, but too early to really say.
🚨🚨🚨OLAF'S QUEST SEQUEL🚨🚨🚨
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Also this from the Mobile client section :lol:

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OSRS has a surprisingly good social media team. The ads I've seen that are trying to be funny usually succeed.
 
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