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[Whatthefuck]

She could take some ear buds and then smash up that crap jewelry and make like some crystal wing decoration bits. Or like kitty ears or something. Or she could make like a butterfly hair clip! She could make so much neat stuff out of that junk and turn it around and sell it on like Etsy. It would keep her hands real busy too so then she wouldn't be eating so much...

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I completely agree, but it's precisely the fact that time that could be spent productively binging would be spent doing something constructive that is the problem. You see, she already spends SO much of her "free time" coloring and playing board games, I'm afraid there's no time left to do anything else, but eat. Otherwise, our gorl may starve.

 

[meepmapmop]

This again just solidifies to me how immature AL is. Hoarding lots of cheap jewelry from Claire's etc is what teenage girls do because they just want all the cuuuute things and have lots of disposable income from their part-time jobs and living with parents. But, those girls grow up and realize that it's better to buy less stuff, but better quality so it lasts longer. AL never grew up so she'll just accumulate more and more plastic crap.

 

[DonaldChump]

TBH all she would be doing is copying other people which is what she does already. It doesnt work in any "creative" field.

Yeah she could solder earrings to earbuds and spray paint them, but who gives a fuck? At best it's just as tacky as her taste now is. Somebody else has done it and would do it better. My cousin had an etsy shop, guess how many "second jobs" she had in addition? Other people have better taste and probably do it better. And mom and dad never taught her to use a soldering iron. At 28, best case scenario, do you think anyone wants to invest in her?

She's lucky to actually live in the internet age where she can look to Trisha Paytas as a mom and Shane Dawson as a dad, or whatever, both of them as role models, because otherwise she would be out on the street which may or may not be better for her. You can pick and choose and buy it all now.

 

[Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince]

Much as I hate to admit it I am diggin those Jack Skellington earrings she has :autism:

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

Up next in the Amberlynn huge shockers line: Organize my Journals with me part 1.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Up next in the Amberlynn huge shockers line: Organize my Journals with me part 1.

Afraid you missed that riveting episode. Necky took all her pristine journals out of a box and put them on a shelf. Our gorl thought this was the most incredible thing ever, got Necky to explain in minute detail the intricacies of this Herculean task whilst interrupting constantly with "baby"* and duckfacing then they celebrated this incredible breakthrough in organisation at Kentucky Pig Slop. Or somewhere similar.

It was thrilling.

*snarl fuckofffuckofffuckoffgrrrrrr.

 

[BerriesArnold]

Not sure if it's accurate, but I counted 46 journals in that shelf. And those are only the ones that haven't been used yet.

 

[Basketball Jones]

This will be great for when she wants to get dolled up for staying in bed all day

In the words of Willam Belli: Look who’s ready for a night at home!

 

[Synthwave]

Something related to our gorl's impeccable taste in style and fashion.

Enjoy.

 

[Xenomorph]

Something related to our gorl's impeccable taste in style and fashion.

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Enjoy.

She is the embodiment of excess.

 

[Strine]

I hope she gets the Louis Vuitton handbag in a sensible matte black. She really needs to dress down her stiflingly formal "filthy pyjamas in public" look.

 

[Barbarella]

If any of her stuff was Fendi, Dior, or LV I’d be more impressed. Or costume stuff like Kenneth Jay Lane which is whimsical and fun. There is other collectible costume jewelry that she can afford. Not only is it stylish, it has resale value. Her junk - I saw at least two earrings with anchors on them. Anchors? And all those flowers. Duplicates of the same one in different colors. And rubber colored hoops? Tacky tacky. What goes through her mind when she sees them and decides she needs yet another pair of earrings or another choker when she has so many it takes 3 days to sort?? These are teenager earrings. She should have outgrown it by now.

A girl can get by quite nicely on a pair of gold hoops, silver hoops, and diamond studs. Sure, it’s fun to have more, but Claire’s and Walmart stuff is just screaming “I have no taste.”

 

[RarityGORL]

I hope she gets a designer mini backpack, the way they look on her massive frame is hilarious.

 

[Winter Lily]

If any of her stuff was Fendi, Dior, or LV I’d be more impressed. Or costume stuff like Kenneth Jay Lane which is whimsical and fun. There is other collectible costume jewelry that she can afford. Not only is it stylish, it has resale value. Her junk - I saw at least two earrings with anchors on them. Anchors? And all those flowers. Duplicates of the same one in different colors. And rubber colored hoops? Tacky tacky. What goes through her mind when she sees them and decides she needs yet another pair of earrings or another choker when she has so many it takes 3 days to sort?? These are teenager earrings. She should have outgrown it by now.

A girl can get by quite nicely on a pair of gold hoops, silver hoops, and diamond studs. Sure, it’s fun to have more, but Claire’s and Walmart stuff is just screaming “I have no taste.”

if she bought more expensive brands then everyone would complain about how much she spends on that, and not a therapist.

 

[meepmapmop]

Something related to our gorl's impeccable taste in style and fashion.

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Enjoy.

You are truly a gift to this forum

 

[Xenomorph]

I hope she gets the Louis Vuitton handbag in a sensible matte black. She really needs to dress down her stiflingly formal "filthy pyjamas in public" look.

pfft no way you know shes going to get the most grandma bag complete with huge dust bunny poof and LV smashed all over the place. It will get it's own video.

 

[Visble Bulge]

You bitch and moan about her, but you continue to watch her. Keep watching the cunt. Soon, she will be as rich as Trisha. You people are just as sick as she is. You all are enablers...as much as Becky. Actually, even more so. You contribute to her income. But, please keep complaining. You look like simpletons. Bye, bitches.

 

[Basketball Jones]

I just realized that after she “organized” this crayola clusterfuck of nickle trash, she still had so much shit on the vanity that it blocked her fucking mirror...

 

[Tiny Clanger]

These are just the kind of people that buy designer handbags or accessories, designer items in general with the biggest possible logo on them. They never buy the subtle, most elegant type of bag that could actually suit their style (if they have any) but the one that yells the loudest of ''I WAS EXPENSIVE! I COST A LOT OF MONEY! I AM A STATUS SYMBOL! LOOK AT ME!''. If that is not a sign of trash, I don't know what is.

And that is a perfect description of what we in the UK call "chavs."

A particularly special example was some soap starlet who'd plopped out a kid and was spotted wearing Burberry head to toe - cap, trews, jacket, socks, bag, the lot. And the mark of the purest chav, her bootfaced baby was similarly attired. Wonder if its nappy was Burberry?

Do Burberry make bedsheets muumuus? Or maybe Necky is going to cover her in superglue and roll her in the earrings.

 

[A Owl]

You bitch and moan about her, but you continue to watch her. Keep watching the cunt. Soon, she will be as rich as Trisha. You people are just as sick as she is. You all are enablers...as much as Becky. Actually, even more so. You contribute to her income. But, please keep complaining. You look like simpletons. Bye, bitches.