organize with me!!! - 7/25

[Synthwave]

To be fair, our gorl has repeatedly told us she is all about quantity over quality. This is a perfect example of that mindset.

There’s not probably one piece of jewerly that is 925 sterling silver or real gold, at best they are just silver or gold plated. Like someone said, they are just some cheap Made in China-metal mix that will get you rashes and green areas. But you have to admit, the jewerly matches her personality quite well. Trash.

 

[Synthwave]

This will be great for when she wants to get dolled up for staying in bed all day

I also wonder at what point will she grow decent lenght natural nails? Some of the MSHPL women in the series had long, painted fingernails which is logical since they were bedbound so they had the time to do their nails (and they don’t break or wear out their nails cause of the lack of doing basically anything). Her fingers look extra stubby with bitten, neglected nails.

 

[Gene's Secret Cat]

Bet she's going to use that empty drawer for snacks.

 

[UW 411]

I also wonder at what point will she grow decent lenght natural nails? Some of the MSHPL women in the series had long, painted fingernails which is logical since they were bedbound so they had the time to do their nails (and they don’t break or wear out their nails cause of the lack of doing basically anything). Her fingers looks extra stubby with bitten, neglected nails.

Interestingly, I've noticed that there's often a slight increase in 'self care' and beauty treatments alongside a decrease in mobility with super morbidly obese women. They barely move their own bulk, as you pointed out; there's less chance of chipping, hence an acrylic nail job lasts long enough not to notice that the money could have been better spent on family-sized/super-sized fast food value meals. They're also only really able to beautify their face and nails - everything else has been consumed by an oversized blanket at that point (AL has prematurely peaked in gaudy jewellery consumption before her time, it seems...).

Mega-deathfats have endless time in bed, a manicure (not a pedi on those trotters, not at those weights; even if they maintain their original number of toes or feet!), a bit of a makeover from your friend/local cheap MUA fills the day a little. Yes, they'd be happy to stuff their maws instead, but even uberdeathfatties have a semblance of a need to deflect extra criticism and attempt to look okay-ish.

Renee Williams of 'Half Ton Mum' fame displays this behaviour perfectly, even up until her death at around 30 years old (a mother of young children, too ). All they can reach to beautify is the face. It spices up their week and makes them feel better to have an at-home (in bed) beauty appointment. Aside from making fast food slaves of their kin and enablers, that's all the human interaction they get outside of 'opressive' health-related appointments.

 

[Xetzyr]

Bet she's going to use that empty drawer for snacks.

The drawer is empty because she already ate the snacks.

 

[497]

It might just be my view but that looks like old lady jewelry. I remember when AL was working at the top secret government job she dressed like an old lady. Maybe she was/is trying to copy someone that wears jewelry like that.

I'm surprised with her thousands of month income she doesn't buy some dainty cute things in real gold and silver. Even Walmart and Marshall's have some real gold and silver jewelry. But she'll save up and buy a designer purse thinking it'll make her look stylish.

 

[Croissants]

I feel like this is super common with fat chicks. They can't wear cute clothes so they just go all fucking out on crap like jewelry or makeup or whatever shit they can wear when they're 300+ lbs.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Holy crap. I know what Becky's "job" is now - she's the teacher that has to think up completely useless rubbish to occupy the speds so they don't rush lurch around the class dribbling on the normies but still think they're Doing Important Work.

And now we know why she sticks our gorl's colouring-in artwork to the fridge. "How lovely, you drew a pic of Mommy in class today! Aren't you clever!" and some scribbled abomination takes pride of place. Teacher wants to move on to macaroni pix, but you can all guess the slight problemette with that...

 

[Tiamat]

She looks like she got her jewelry at a costume store

 

[Synthwave]

It might just be my view but that looks like old lady jewelry. I remember when AL was working at the top secret government job she dressed like an old lady. Maybe she was/is trying to copy someone that wears jewelry like that.

I'm surprised with her thousands of month income she doesn't buy some dainty cute things in real gold and silver. Even Walmart and Marshall's have some real gold and silver jewelry. But she'll save up and buy a designer purse thinking it'll make her look stylish.

Money can't buy taste, personality, or common decency.

Hopelessly unstylish people always tend to think the flashier the better. These are just the kind of people that buy designer handbags or accessories, designer items in general with the biggest possible logo on them. They never buy the subtle, most elegant type of bag that could actually suit their style (if they have any) but the one that yells the loudest of ''I WAS EXPENSIVE! I COST A LOT OF MONEY! I AM A STATUS SYMBOL! LOOK AT ME!''. If that is not a sign of trash, I don't know what is.

 

[Lunete]

Al's vanity looks exactly like the "jewelry" table at my local Goodwill.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

To be fair, it reflects her personality perfectly.

Loud, trashy, plastic and fake. And normal people think it's ghastly.

Even the fact she's done it - of all the crap in her life that needs organising (relationships, friendships, therapy, medical, housing, finances etc etc) this pile of plastic vomit is the most important. Our girl in a nutshell...dammit, she'd never find a nut big enough planet-shell.

 

[kiwi739]

Each one of those earring holders has 40 slots, AL filled 4 of them meaning 160 pairs. She then had 10 "jello shot" containers left. If we use the conservative estimate of 3 pairs in each container then that's another 30. The spinning earring holder holds 46 pairs and she hung extra ones on the top, so low balling it let's say she had 35 pairs on the spinning rack.

tl;dr AL is keeping at least 225 pairs of earrings.

 

[Basketball Jones]

I’m 1 minute and 25 seconds into this video and I’m containing the urge to scream at how many fucking earrings this tacky bitch has.

Spoiler: Earring powerlevel

I have 7 fucking holes in my ears and I don’t gave a tenth of the earrings she has Jesus fuck

 

[Whale Lake]

It took her three days to hang some earrings and take chockers she'll never use out of the cardboard they were packaged with.
Three days.

However, this video disappointed me more because she showed she's not actually bed bound yet. It's a shame: the bed bound saga sounds riveting.

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

this video disappointed me more because she showed she's not actually bed bound yet. It's a shame: the bed bound saga sounds riveting.

Her vanity is probably in the same vicinity as her bed/mattress. What is the difference between sitting on a mattress and sitting on a metal chair sans armrests a few feet away? The fact that it took her 3 days means that she had to take breaks from sitting there to sitting back in bed.

 

[Bobsmyuncle]

Interestingly, I've noticed that there's often a slight increase in 'self care' and beauty treatments alongside a decrease in mobility with super morbidly obese women. They barely move their own bulk, as you pointed out; there's less chance of chipping, hence an acrylic nail job lasts long enough not to notice that the money could have been better spent on family-sized/super-sized fast food value meals. They're also only really able to beautify their face and nails - everything else has been consumed by an oversized blanket at that point (AL has prematurely peaked in gaudy jewellery consumption before her time, it seems...).

Mega-deathfats have endless time in bed, a manicure (not a pedi on those trotters, not at those weights; even if they maintain their original number of toes or feet!), a bit of a makeover from your friend/local cheap MUA fills the day a little. Yes, they'd be happy to stuff their maws instead, but even uberdeathfatties have a semblance of a need to deflect extra criticism and attempt to look okay-ish.

Renee Williams of 'Half Ton Mum' fame displays this behaviour perfectly, even up until her death at around 30 years old (a mother of young children, too ). All they can reach to beautify is the face. It spices up their week and makes them feel better to have an at-home (in bed) beauty appointment. Aside from making fast food slaves of their kin and enablers, that's all the human interaction they get outside of 'opressive' health-related appointments.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gDm2pnq80b4

Every time i watch this lady i always forget how crazy she sounds.. her logic is astounding, "i can sit up unassisted just by using the features of the bed."
"I'm not the average overweight person. I never have been. My stomachs always been flat."
There are so so many fatlogic statements i cant list them all.. she even says at one point she has to force herself to eat at times cuz shes not hungry but she needs to eat. This right after saying fat people dont eat all the time.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Goddamn this bitch owns a lot of stupid shit.

This is why redistribution of wealth is a dumb idea.

 

[Whale Lake]

Her vanity is probably in the same vicinity as her bed/mattress. What is the difference between sitting on a mattress and sitting on a metal chair sans armrests a few feet away?

I figured as much, but for 'bed bound' I actually mean the 600-pounds-life-bed-bounds: people who can't even drag themselves to a chair just beside their bed.

Is it cruel...?

 

[Xetzyr]

She could take some ear buds and then smash up that crap jewelry and make like some crystal wing decoration bits. Or like kitty ears or something. Or she could make like a butterfly hair clip! She could make so much neat stuff out of that junk and turn it around and sell it on like Etsy. It would keep her hands real busy too so then she wouldn't be eating so much...