Only senior users can invite people. Senorita users BTFO?

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

These women want to invite people who have been posting in a vacuum for their entire adult lives. Once you're in your 30's, and ESPECIALLY your 40s senior posters are gonna have permabans, history of racist jokes, etc.

 

[OrionBalls]

Nope. I reject your rules and substitute my own.

 

[Farsided]

How do new users even ask for an invite anyway? Do they have to track someone with poor OPSEC off the site and blackmail them in order to get in?

That'd be a most-fantabulous move by our dear leader, like a Cicada1337 or whatever, but less gay if only a by razor thin margin.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

How do new users even ask for an invite anyway? Do they have to

Sleep with them, yes, that's why I'm opposed to this new system. It feels exploitative. Senioritas should be able to invite people that can prove they have a history of pro-posting.

 

[Tram Fan]

How do new users even ask for an invite anyway?

Lol it's the point they don't

 

[Soup Sammiches]

How do new users even ask for an invite anyway?

I spam twitter letting everyone know I have invites for feet pics. Then that bow just ties itself.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

Then that bow just ties itself.

Bowties itself is a nice euphemism. *wink*

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Sleep with them, yes, that's why I'm opposed to this new system. It feels exploitative. Senioritas should be able to invite people that can prove they have a history of pro-posting.

I agree comrade, it's an unfortunate omission in the Party's code of parliamentary procedure.

Could probably round up a few suspicious T&H to make room for more senioritas, the wrecking bastards are within!

 

[Aunt Carol]

How do new users even ask for an invite anyway? Do they have to track someone with poor OPSEC off the site and blackmail them in order to get in?

This is what I was wondering. I've had flickers of temptation to DM someone whose takes were too spicy for NextDoor, but God knows I don't want someone who knows my cross-street and what my cat looks like to have my KF user name.

Anyway, I played enough Vampire as an angsty teen to know I don't want to be responsible for the behavior of any progeny.

 

[Laburnum]

Only merried seinor comics can invite people onto the farms.

 

[Xenia]

Literally 1984