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TheRetardKing dijo:
So this appeared on my Youtube recommendations. I'm just gonna post it here to hear your guys opinion on this video.
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funny how we have magic words that once uttered can conjour up either rage or abject disbelief in individuals and in crowds. It's something you'd only really think or hear of in fantasy settings but no here we are.
you could incite a riot in a city by uttering just 1 word at the right time, just like casting a spell. mental.

Also the whole "in the year 20XX" shit is really annoying. It's a tell that someone believes the "history is the march of progress" shite when in reality we live in a universe of only change. Whether or not one considers change as progress or regress is purely up to belief / culture / perspective or other factors.
Retarded people living in fantasy worlds separate from reality say shit like that
 
Yarizuiiii dijo:
* gulps* guys... maybe debating who the best and worst cast members are in a friend group who plays games in free vids online MIGHT be the gayest shit you could possibly do
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it's gay the first time, but once you hit the mark of about twenty to twenty five times you'll see that it's actually liberace gay
 
McMitch dijo:
Cory will never be funnier than the revelation his step dad is in the newgrounds spirit science cult.
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Cory turned out pretty damn well tbh. Autism, unconcerned parents, unrestricted internet...thank God he stopped at kissing men in dresses; he could've been the Charlie Kirk shooter if he dropped another peg. Sonic Sez truly kept him grounded.
 
Maximilian Rez D'Fault dijo:
I wouldn't call that a fantasy. Probably happens on special-ed school playgrounds every day.
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every day I go up to the chain link fence surrounding the playground for the slow kids’ school and scream cory quotes at them. when it’s the weekend and there’s no one there I usually notice pretty quick and leave early to watch more compilations
 
MerelyAPlateOfSpaghetti dijo:
Personally I want another like the OG Oblivion where Oney recorded new voice lines for everyone, Oblivion just lets you replace the voice and music files with whatever audio you want.
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I'm like 10 pages behind, but I agree, that would be great. That reminds me of the DD & J era where they played Mario 64 with Chris's voice over for Mario, and pretended to not notice it.
 
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Adam is funny because he's one of the luckiest retards out there.
- Born in Sweden to rich parents
- Has traveled all around the world
- Gets into crazy sexual encounters, women fawn over him constantly
- Goes to California just looking for a place to stay, meets Niall
- Through Niall he meets Zach, co-creator of one of the biggest adult animated shows of the last decade, and Chris, another well-known animator and owner of a let's play channel with over a million subscribers, along with a half-dozen other internet famous tards
- Becomes good friends with Zach, Chris, and the others
- Endears himself to millions of people on Chris's lets play channel just by talking into a mic, all while getting paid for it too

Adam is definitely smarter than he lets on, but the hosing down the kitchen story, the alienware down the stairs story, his reading deficiency, and Chris mentioning repeatedly that Adam falls for scams proves that he's at minimum 5 IQ points below Cory. It's a wonder how he hasn't ended up drowning in a puddle or getting his organs harvested in some foreign country
 
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TheRetardKing dijo:
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Can We Stop Saying the R-Word (Again)_.mp4
So this appeared on my Youtube recommendations. I'm just gonna post it here to hear your guys opinion on this video.

Personally, I think it's retarded.

Edit: It seems that he had a thread on here.
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oneyplays r word.mp4
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kawROk91NLE
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dismantled and simple are the funniest way to call someone retarded if you fear (for some odd reason) people who rub their nubs to gay cartoons
 
While I'm positive the whole dropping the PC down the stairs was a laptop and he just poorly explained it, I'm still going to pretend that it's a whole desktop that he unplugged and was just running up and down the stairs with it
 
Joshua Cohen Mohnstein dijo:
It's a wonder how he hasn't ended up drowning in a puddle or getting his organs harvested in some foreign country
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Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, Adam has basically been harvested about 80%, they actually just stuck his mouth, lips and brain onto an Oney plush, and he just sits there while they play games, and talks to feel normal. In 2028, netflix plans to release a documentary called "Adam cops a feel" the irony of course him having no arms and legs, but he will certainly make us laugh and cry. It's basically a 2 hour feature of Zach asking Adam how he feels over and over, while tomar says "that looks like you" every 30 minutes.
 
This weekend I picked up the mountain biking game the boys played (Descenders), it's a lot of fun but for some reason they removed the Dave the Slave song. How am I supposed to blame Dave for making me bail now??
 
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