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Ah yes the recurring fantasy where someone asks an OneyPlays fan their opinion on OneyPlays.
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"Alright shithead, you have 30 seconds to explain to me who the best and worst Oneyplays cast members are, or else I'm going to blow your brains out. And if you try to show me any AI videos, you're fucking dead."
 
ask a zach/tomar enjoyer to show why zach/tomar is funny and they'll send you hours of funny OP highlights, sleepycast stories, and their mainstream successes.
ask a corytroon to tell you why they think cory is funny they'll send you endless sharty AI slop of armenian cory but never any clips of jokes or anecdotes from cory because they don't exist.

make of this what you will.
Right off the top of my head I can recall Cory freaking out over the Xbox dpad, describing why Kickassia is better than To Boldly Flee and summing up his thoughts by saying, “one is truly a masterpiece, the other is truly the master’s piece,” him describing his own resident evil game that starts at the zoo and involves a gorilla exploding into a bunch of bees that release the T-Virus, “how can you have a famine when there’s, uh, ground everywhere?” a lot of his drawings for slightly artistic, especially Easter island head Cloud with his butter knife, the cd holder story, handing the controller to Jeff during a boss battle in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle, and his response to Pooh and Piglet trying to commission him for porn.
 
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Right off the top of my head I can recall Cory freaking out over the Xbox dpad, Jim describing why Kickassia is better than To Boldly Flee and summing up his thoughts by saying, “one is truly a masterpiece, the other is truly the master’s piece,” him describing his own resident evil game that starts at the zoo and involves a gorilla exploding into a bunch of bees that release the T-Virus, “how can you have a famine when there’s, uh, ground everywhere?” a lot of his drawings for slightly artistic, especially Easter island head Cloud with his butter knife, the cd holder story, handing the controller to Jeff during a boss battle in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle, and his response to Pooh and Piglet trying to commission him for porn.
So you're saying Cory is like Spinbot, where he just mindlessly spins in circles and shoots at anything in his sight. Most shots are misses, but he gets the occasional headshot and it happens often enough to justify keeping the PC running him plugged in?
 
So you're saying Cory is like Spinbot, where he just mindlessly spins in circles and shoots at anything in his sight. Most shots are misses, but he gets the occasional headshot and it happens often enough to justify keeping the PC running him plugged in?
That’s not what I said at all. I was just listing Cory moments that have put a smile upon my brow.
 
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