October 5th 2020 - Phil Banned from twitch AGAIN

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Some of these conspiracy theories are just beyond retarded. Come on guys, let’s not feed Phil’s narrative of us being a bunch of mentally ill shitheads by coming up with batshit insane theories that make no sense.

This is a man who believes that cleaning his office once a year and changing his disgusting gaming couch is literally the equivalent of “reinventing” himself and his streams.

Why are you guys expecting the pig, arguably one of the laziest human beings with a public persona, to go behind the scenes and orchestrate some overly convoluted (and super risky) autistic gay op to not even generate $1,000 in a day?

Phil doesn’t need to do unnecessarily complicated little gay ops to make money. We just saw him make over $25,000 over 6 months by putting on a variety of autistic vests.

It won’t do you any help trying to make sense or reason as to why someone like DSP makes money. He tends to attract very special and disabled individuals and has created a safe space community for them and in turn takes in SDI, SSI and other disability monies.
 
Well said.

Anytime someone suggests Phil is some kind of devious mastermind the first thing that pops in my head is 'he tried to eat noodles with a spoon...'

Phil isn't some Machiavellian genius, he's a sack of potatoes with an audience of retards.
 
MoonRocker dijo:
Some of these conspiracy theories are just beyond retarded. Come on guys, let’s not feed Phil’s narrative of us being a bunch of mentally ill shitheads by coming up with batshit insane theories that make no sense.

This is a man who believes that cleaning his office once a year and changing his disgusting gaming couch is literally the equivalent of “reinventing” himself and his streams.

Why are you guys expecting the pig, arguably one of the laziest human beings with a public persona, to go behind the scenes and orchestrate some overly convoluted (and super risky) autistic gay op to not even generate $1,000 in a day?

Phil doesn’t need to do unnecessarily complicated little gay ops to make money. We just saw him make over $25,000 over 6 months by putting on a variety of autistic vests.

It won’t do you any help trying to make sense or reason as to why someone like DSP makes money. He tends to attract very special and disabled individuals and has created a safe space community for them and in turn takes in SDI, SSI and other disability monies.
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Couldn't have put it better myself. I'd also add that Phil is an incredibly bad liar, if he was organizing the strikes, he'd get pretend mad.

I used to give Phil far more credit than he deserved, assuming that nobody could be as dumb as he is and at least some of it had to be an act and he was sitting on a huge pile of money. Then the details started leaking about his debt, poor spending sprees, and perhaps the biggest nail in the coffin for those theories, his mobile gaming addiction.

That isn't to say Phil doesn't have schemes, they're just obvious. I think we've called all of them, him owning a cat for months, his parents not really being sick, talking to his fans behind the scenes/during breaks etc. They're also incredibly obvious. The most effort he'll put into them is saying something. Maybe emailing a paypig, if he's feeling particularly energized, but even then, I bet he demands they contact him first more often than not. I know filing a false claim isn't exactly a herculean task, and I still say this with absolutely no hyperbole, I think Phil is too lazy/stupid to do it.

Phil is also a paranoid coward. He likes to talk like he's untouchable, but we've seen him turn on fakesydephil anytime someone with the vaguest semblance of authority is around. I don't think he'd have the balls to risk his account actually getting banned by filing a claim against himself.
 
When will the trolls of DSP realize if they really want to hurt him, they should just sit back and watch?
That way he would simply and slowly decay away...
 
Oh, I forgot to mention at the time, and nobody else pointed it out, but towards the start of the stream while he's shoving things in his mouth, his overlay has some transparency issues along the edges, and you can see that mother fucker rocking like he's about to pitch himself off a bridge. I'll post the time stamp when I get home later, unless someone beats me to it.
 
Iamfrigide dijo:
Oh, I forgot to mention at the time, and nobody else pointed it out, but towards the start of the stream while he's shoving things in his mouth, his overlay has some transparency issues along the edges, and you can see that mother fucker rocking like he's about to pitch himself off a bridge. I'll post the time stamp when I get home later, unless someone beats me to it.
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Found it. You weren't kidding. This shit is disturbing.
 
gettingthatgrooveback dijo:
Found it. You weren't kidding. This shit is disturbing.
2020-10-06 17-27-30.mp4
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Thanks, was about to post but you beat me to it.

I think the swaying is a giveaway that yesterday was real, and not collusion like some people are tossing out there. Controllable ticks usually happen under two scenarios:
- you're relaxed and don't give a shot i.r. home or a job you've done for forever and nobody gives a fuck
- you are completely out of control and the brain just doesn't have the capacity for panic and a lower priority process like don't rock like a fucking weeble wobble
When he is on script, he can behave like a human (see: bankruptcy phone call, few times he's in person and interacting). He was upset and trying to hide it. So I doubt he was expecting a 4th DMCA curveball.

Even though they've historically been a payday for him, I guess somewhere in that atrophied shitpile he calls a brain he knows that this one could be the killing shot.
 
Damn he really went all out on the swaying. So that new chair isn't helping his poor back excuse of swaying. He must have been really excited about those large tips.

It's funny to think he resists doing it all stream and then he lets it all out at the end when no one is watching.
 
You know... Not for nothing (nor do I endorse anyone doing this) but if Superhound really wanted to step up to the plate and slap his balls on dsp's face maybe if he found his way into Phil's PayPal and posted some screenshots of what he found.

I haven't used PayPal in ages. Can you even do that? I'm willing to bet this is one of the few things he has two step authentication on.
 
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