Obscure Laughingstocks - Lolcows without substantial online presence.

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And speaking of his wife (who lives in the house with him and is looking after the kids and is paying the bills as a nurse while he is playing teenager), she has still yet to post anything. Someone questioned this and Skip replied claiming she doesn't post because of the haters and definitely not because she is busy enjoying life without Skip.
His wife would have divorce papers for him to sign by the end of the year
 
I don’t know if I would really consider her a lolcow but I feel like this is the best thread to post I’ve ever on.

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Debra has been a sensation over on TikTok for the past few months. She is mostly known for her large. Collection of old, strangely named animals.​
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Debra mostly seems to house chickens, dogs, and occasionally turkeys. She seemingly keeps her chickens and turkeys inside of her home however, she might also keep the chickens outside in a cramped cage. At this time It is unknown how many animals she currently has in her house. With that being said there are a few animals of importance that are primarily featured in her videos. Apologies if any of the names are misspelled.
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Lida/lida Bida boda butt

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“lida Bida boda butt” aka Lida is a dog indeterminate breed and is seemingly immortal. She is rumored to be 19 years old however I wasn’t able to find anything to back this up. Either way, she’s an incredibly old dog and is seemingly Debra’s favorite.​
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Emerald/emerald Jade green Baller(?)
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Emerald is a newer dog that was introduced into Debra’s home some time last year. Despite Emerald being a younger dog, being inside of Debra's home has taken a toll on her.
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Before and after​


God the video where she has those two sitting next to each other lives rent free in my head:



Emerald Jade can't stand the sight of her. Poor thing is terrified.
 
God the video where she has those two sitting next to each other lives rent free in my head:

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Emerald Jade can't stand the sight of her. Poor thing is terrified.

It kind of reminds me of those images of stuffed animals before and after they were well loved. In more recent news, she recently had a pretty sizable fan meet with Lida.
 
Another update on the autistic fame-hungry recluse known as theisolationyear.
Last time I'm updating on this guy I promise.

Skip is an autistic wannabe viral star who decided a few months back to isolate himself in a locked room for a full year. He also has a wife and kids to support but instead locked himself in a room to better his life somehow. He has lost weight and got some new lifestyle changes but he's done it in the most useless way possible - livestreaming it 24/7 to a very small audience.

Anyway, it turns out that Skip actually left the room around Day 96 (April 17th) after finding out his mom had a stroke. Here he is a few days later with the update.



So yeah, it took his mom having a serious medical episode to make him realise what a retard he is and actually leave his room. And yes despite this moment of clarity he's now back in his room being a recluse to try and go viral again. I don't blame him for wanting to quit his isolation project to care for his mom but I'm also not retarded enough to recluse myself away from my family for fame in the first place.

And just like always, his wife (who happily supported him being locked in a room away from her for a full year) has still not posted and is definitely not cheating on Skip.

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Have posted this guy before, my personal cow..
He is making the moves to leave Australia and is going to be running essentially a pimp service in the Philippines. All explained on a nice, simple 20 minute video on instagram, Begging you guys to watch this.


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In breaking news, my personal cow I found on facebook last year is officially launching his international sex trafficking hotel in the phillipines.

Here's a youtube video breaking down his 'genius' idea

And here's a tik video (No login required) of the 'resort' AKA A run down rural dump in a third world country. ROFL
 
Last time I'm updating on this guy I promise.

Skip is an autistic wannabe viral star who decided a few months back to isolate himself in a locked room for a full year. He also has a wife and kids to support but instead locked himself in a room to better his life somehow. He has lost weight and got some new lifestyle changes but he's done it in the most useless way possible - livestreaming it 24/7 to a very small audience.

Anyway, it turns out that Skip actually left the room around Day 96 (April 17th) after finding out his mom had a stroke. Here he is a few days later with the update.

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So yeah, it took his mom having a serious medical episode to make him realise what a retard he is and actually leave his room. And yes despite this moment of clarity he's now back in his room being a recluse to try and go viral again. I don't blame him for wanting to quit his isolation project to care for his mom but I'm also not retarded enough to recluse myself away from my family for fame in the first place.

And just like always, his wife (who happily supported him being locked in a room away from her for a full year) has still not posted and is definitely not cheating on Skip.

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I am entirely conviced she goes to a different school if you know what I mean.
 
Just found a weirdo I'm keeping an eye on on reddit.

Claims to be a 40 year old, 4 foot 3 inches tall, over 800 pound bed bound woman who lost a leg to diabeetus, and is mute due to being attacked as a child. Claims to be a Japanese person who lived in the UK until the early 2000s when her Japanese family invited her to live in Japan because she was 62 stone and being make fun of in the UK.
Claims to live on a small island in Japan with her wife who also used to be morbidly obese but in the 600 pound range. Claims to work in the video game industry in music.

I'm leaning towards most of it being a larp besides the turbo obesity/leg loss/choosing to be mute. I'm thinking a fat white weeb guy, possibly trooned out, maybe with a fat fetish. But who knows maybe it's a real woman whose Japanese family really wanted her 800+ pound ass to come live in their country.
 
In breaking news, my personal cow I found on facebook last year is officially launching his international sex trafficking hotel in the phillipines.

Here's a youtube video breaking down his 'genius' idea

And here's a tik video (No login required) of the 'resort' AKA A run down rural dump in a third world country. ROFL
Latest on my personal cow:

He is pivoting from his beachfront sex resort to now a "Hooters retirement village"
Here's a youtube link of him explaining it all and how YOU can retire from $33 Australian a day.

Now what's perked my ears up most recently is this man claiming he is planning to 'get involved' with local orphanages and and "help the little orphans get adopted" I shit you not, I still can't work out if this guy is a total retard, a sex pest or both. I am starting to find it alarming piecing all of this together.
Here's a youtube link to where he says his life mission is to get filipino kids adopted
 
Just found a weirdo I'm keeping an eye on on reddit.

Claims to be a 40 year old, 4 foot 3 inches tall, over 800 pound bed bound woman who lost a leg to diabeetus, and is mute due to being attacked as a child. Claims to be a Japanese person who lived in the UK until the early 2000s when her Japanese family invited her to live in Japan because she was 62 stone and being make fun of in the UK.
Claims to live on a small island in Japan with her wife who also used to be morbidly obese but in the 600 pound range. Claims to work in the video game industry in music.

I'm leaning towards most of it being a larp besides the turbo obesity/leg loss/choosing to be mute. I'm thinking a fat white weeb guy, possibly trooned out, maybe with a fat fetish. But who knows maybe it's a real woman whose Japanese family really wanted her 800+ pound ass to come live in their country.
Interestingly the brits don't really use pounds to describe weight so it makes me suspect they're even larping being british
 
I think I found one. This was originally going in the DA thread but I guess I'll crosspost it here with his Facebook page too.

I think I've found a winner. What if Santa Claus was a disgusting slob who lived in a one room apartment and jacked off all day to edited pictures of himself? Presenting JaxamousFrostyKlauz!

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He's had his account for 7 months and is a grossly obese, heavily bearded greaseball.


Here's some more of his disgusting selfies along with AI art of him being a giant beachbum with a penis that I oranged out.

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His fetish is FMG, futa and I guess big gut shit too since he has a lot of it on there. Some watchers only (fuck no) and some paid membership only (lol, double fuck no.)

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So about that Facebook page. How's life treatin' ya, Jax?

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Thats too bad, I guess you aren't going to be DMing all of those whores you're friends with then, right?

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Ahh well, thats love. How's the work life going then?

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Full disclosure, a tow truck company hired him a month later. We'll see how long it lasts.

Jax No Friends:

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Youtube channel too. He has two hour long rants up, some of which have literally zero views. Who knows what is contained in them? Literally no-one but himself.

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Don’t worry, the dall kang is still in the dall game. One of his followers sent him an email informing him that he has disposed of his own doll harem since he now has a female human companion, screen shot from the video below.

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-Heavy Metal (the former doll owner) got rid of his dolls by loading them off at a local dumpster. He had to do many drop offs since he had so many. While returning to the dumpster he noticed several dolls were being loaded into SUV’s by men 🤢

Advice from the kang: Never get rid of your dalls for a woman. She might dump you the next day and then you got rid of them for nothin
 
God the video where she has those two sitting next to each other lives rent free in my head:

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Emerald Jade can't stand the sight of her. Poor thing is terrified.
I'd be fucking terrified too, if I saw my future self sitting next to me....

I don’t know if I would really consider her a lolcow but I feel like this is the best thread to post I’ve ever on.

bunnyrunny7777/Debra


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Debra has been a sensation over on TikTok for the past few months. She is mostly known for her large. Collection of old, strangely named animals.​
v12044gd0000d1vr1h7og65pu9s7bn30.mp4

Debra mostly seems to house chickens, dogs, and occasionally turkeys. She seemingly keeps her chickens and turkeys inside of her home however, she might also keep the chickens outside in a cramped cage. At this time It is unknown how many animals she currently has in her house. With that being said there are a few animals of importance that are primarily featured in her videos. Apologies if any of the names are misspelled.
v12044gd0000d78avjfog65jdksst9r0.mp4
Lida/lida Bida boda butt

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“lida Bida boda butt” aka Lida is a dog indeterminate breed and is seemingly immortal. She is rumored to be 19 years old however I wasn’t able to find anything to back this up. Either way, she’s an incredibly old dog and is seemingly Debra’s favorite.​
v12044gd0000d7240snog65vert46iag.mp4
Emerald/emerald Jade green Baller(?)
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Emerald is a newer dog that was introduced into Debra’s home some time last year. Despite Emerald being a younger dog, being inside of Debra's home has taken a toll on her.
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Before and after​
If there is more info out there on her, it might be prospering grounds worthy.
 
Meet Muffin Usagi / Muffin.Mp4
He is a highly autistic individual who takes comfort with the large plushies he has and reacts to subreddits.
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To get a sense of what he does, here is a minute of him playing a Bluey's Library.

In most of his videos, he features a large plushie from a franchise while reacting to some form of social media. Here is a video showcasing his Fluttershy plush.

He would frequently purchase many plushies which would be shipped from Amazon.

In this video, he showcases a fursuit of his channel's mascot. I do not know if he has finished the fursuit.

He even has a Bluey onesie as shown in this video of him eating vanilla ice cream.

He shows an interest in trains and lives near an active railway.

He is the prime example of an age regressor as he lives out his childhood by purchasing merch from children shows, due to being severely autistic.

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@muffinbun.mp4

Due to the relatively new account and highly obscure user, I have decided to post about him here.
 
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Pulling from my posts in the Reddit General thread to present the following:


Haronson Damus aka /u/Mook_Fappenatchi.

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DOB: February 1993
Location: 8B Lucas St, Budd Lake, NJ 07828

Haronson is an active methhead going 7 years strong with a restraining order against him from his baby mama. He favorite activities include going on unhinged rants on Reddit, Facebook, and Instagram, compartmentalizing each so that way people don't know the whole truth. On Reddit, he raves against the dangers of women with BPD and avoidant attachment styles. On Facebook, he spams community forums to get people to vote for him in contests and tell everyone he was an actor (extra) in Happy Gilmore 2, and trying to get laid. On Instagram, he's posting threatening messages to women.

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From my other posts, he also sells damaged Pokémon cards online as a scam for cash and has a history of having massive ice cubes shoved up his asshole when he O.D.s.
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Some additional Instagram highlights:

 

Trevor Raymond / GamingMagic13 / Trevor Magic​

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GamingMagic13 is a "film analyst/movie reviewer". When you try to watch his content, a lot of the content is usually him just tardraging over anything he dislikes. Most of the clips of his tard rages usually happens when he does let's plays because he turns into a zoomer like DSP.

The most iconic thing he is known for is when he made a 6 hour video essay of calling Toy Story 4 as the worst thing to ever happen to the Toy Story franchise. :story:

If you don't want to watch his 6 hour essay, this basically sums it up.

When his friend on a YouTube live stream chatted that he didn't agree that Toy Story 4 wasn't that bad, he preceded to yell and scream at him in the live stream.

He also had a collab with Patricia Taxxon.
 
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