Nutrek / New Star Trek / 2009 - Present day - The most embarrassing production modern television has ever seen

I guess I kinda just assumed that because of its success that it would be an automatic renewal.
COVID happened, then Disney acquired FOX which lead Seth to leave FOX after all these years, the show moved to Hulu (and got a new title: The Orville New Horizons) so more delays, etc. I'm sure the season 4 will happen.
In a perfect world, the show would already have a spin-off. I guess we can't have nice things.
 
I gave up on Discovery when I seen the fucking Klingons and the 2fps space battle.
I watched two seasons of it out of spite but I knew it was gonna be shit way before that when the first promo images of the New and Improved Klingons™ showed up.
As for The Orville, pretty much everyone wrote it off as Seth McFarlane's fanfiction and placed their bets on STD being good. Isn't it funny how everything works out?
The Orville was better Trek once it got past the first few goofy episodes (which are still good) than any of the nuTreks were after two seasons. Paramount should be giving McFarlane a rimjob while shoving Kurtzman's head into a blender.
 
Any episode that has a prominent role for Wesley Crusher is by definition terrible. This is a hill I'm willing to die on.
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Orville was ok, but had far too much tranny shit episodes later with the daughter/son of the worf rip-off
You know, the funny thing about that, whether it was intentional or not, is that they made quite a nice mockery of the idea of trans. It's basically a retelling of the story of David Reimer.

Bortus and Klyden trooned their daughter into their son because of cultural expectations, and she grows up not knowing what the fuck is wrong with her, but knows that something is very wrong. When she learns the truth, drama ensues, etc.

Basically, the message they were sending is that you can surgically alter a person, but in the end, biology always wins.
 
Paramount should be giving McFarlane a rimjob while shoving Kurtzman's head into a blender.
And if they don't give McFarlane a rimjob, Kurtzman's head should still be put into the blender.

I have yet to watch The Orville but it probably feels very Trekky because Brannon Braga was involved. I bet they hired Braga for STD (sexually transmitted disease) and Kurtzman called him toxic when he realized he knew how to write things that aren't stupid. He probably threw all of his toys on the floor and started crying which led to all the jerks who previously wrote on real Star Trek being kicked off Paramount studios.
That was the president of the federation, not earth.
They specifically mention he was the president of both the Federation and Earth in one line which makes the whole thing even stupider. People keep saying that Star Trek is a world you want to live in, but I bet they'd change their minds if this shit is canon. I'm not looking forward to having my country ruled by a singular government that's also ran by an alien that wasn't even born on Earth and is a part of a giant consortium of other governments.
I'm just sticking with my head canon that Earth has independent governments that work together in harmony to explore the galaxy while maintaining the things that make them unique. It makes the most sense because they've all obviously maintained their racial hegemony.
 
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A lot of people ask why nutrek doesn't have any children. TNG had Wesley, DS9 had Sisko's son, and Voyager had Naomi, Icheb, and those little Borg assholes. Well the truth is that they hired a lot of young actors but they ended up being hired for the "personal films" of the producers. Alex Kurtzman makes lots of those.
 
COVID happened, then Disney acquired FOX which lead Seth to leave FOX after all these years, the show moved to Hulu (and got a new title: The Orville New Horizons) so more delays, etc. I'm sure the season 4 will happen.
In a perfect world, the show would already have a spin-off. I guess we can't have nice things.
Disney bought 20th Century Fox a year before COVID hit (and even renamed it as 20th Century to not be associated with the Fox TV networks a couple months prior to said COVID).

But yea I agree, I do wish we had a spinoff of The Orville
 
I have yet to watch The Orville but it probably feels very Trekky
The Orville is the best Star Trek show since the 2000s. Say what you will about Seth McFarlane, but the man is a life-long Trekkie, and he knows what makes for good Star Trek. The tone is somewhat different, trying to blend a lot more humor in, but at its core, The Orville is a show about ideas, which is what good episodes of Star Trek did best.
 
The Orville is the best Star Trek show since the 2000s. Say what you will about Seth McFarlane, but the man is a life-long Trekkie, and he knows what makes for good Star Trek. The tone is somewhat different, trying to blend a lot more humor in, but at its core, The Orville is a show about ideas, which is what good episodes of Star Trek did best.
Seth is a proven long-time Trekkie for eons, and despite what anyone feels about Family Guy (and honestly American Dad is still way WAY better), but the man knows his Trek lore much better than either Jar Jar Abrams, Kurtzman or Orci.
 
I only liked certain episodes of DS9 everything else is constant poz loads. William Shatner couldn’t save it for me.

I see Trekkies as one of the largest problems with nerd culture and bully them physically, mentally, and spiritually whenever I can. It’s such a gay melodrama and forever let fags like Joss Whedon destroy a cool setting.
 
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>any of that
>good effects
>not knowing about Sheev

It’s prequel Palpatine’s name.

I never got the Star Trek-Star Wars fan war thing. It seemed like proto-Tumblr shit. I just like shitting on both series when I can.
Jesus what is it with the trolls lately first the guy in the Godzilla thread now this? People must be getting anxious for Christmas or something.
 
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