Not-E3 2026 - If anything good is actually announced we riot

[Tablet County]

That Clockwork game was unbelievably tranny coded. Pretty sad that's one of the exclusives Xbox is hanging their hat on ... need to do a lot better than that.

I am never not gonna call that game anything other than Zybourne Clock. It amuses me too much to do otherwise.

 

[The Last Stand]

Ok COD garbage whatever

>state of decay 3 (my guilty pleasure series)
>new metro game
>Doom DLC
>Crazy Taxi World Tour
>Magician Game
>Spyro

Xbox wonnered here tbqhwy

Two games look appealing to me, but so far their line up consisted of GAMES. Very low bar I know, but the way to win is to not do what the competition does, shooting themselves in the foot.

 

[The Early 2000s]

That Clockwork game was unbelievably tranny coded. Pretty sad that's one of the exclusives Xbox is hanging their hat on ... need to do a lot better than that.

It sucks because earlier trailers looked pretty alright. Made by inExile so I had higher hopes but now it just looks like poop.

 

[Soycast II]

I know it's because I love horror, and that P5 is a guilty please of mine, but I have to admit that the P6 teaser has (at least for now) moved me from "P6 will just be P5 again, but the characters are in college." to "Hang on, let them cook.".

I thought it was zombies in the teaser but that might be too “mature” for persona. I thought it was SMT6 at first so there is something to be said about that.

 

[Terror Sandwich]

Tranny director aside, Gears is actually looking really good.

 

[Tablet County]

12-player PvE? That actually sounds mildly fun, and I don't really care for multiplayer.

 

[Mystery Nigga]

"You know what's going to help sell this dude bro game about playing roided guys that ago around shooting monsters? Having our tranny director speak with his gross voice for over a minute"
"Genius."
"Also, we have to be sure to show his ugly plastic face"
"For sure"
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That's just sad. 2001.

 

[The Last Stand]

"You know what's going to help sell this dude bro game about playing roided guys that ago around shooting monsters? Having our tranny director speak with his gross voice for over a minute"
"Genius."
"Also, we have to be sure to show his ugly plastic face"
"For sure"

>sees wrinkled woman on the showcase
>"woman" is a tranny

 

[gunner shepardson]

That Clockwork game was unbelievably tranny coded. Pretty sad that's one of the exclusives Xbox is hanging their hat on ... need to do a lot better than that.

Reminder that Clockwork Revolution is being co-developed by a bunch of people who worked on the horrific nu-Saints Row game. This game never stood a chance.

 

[Tablet County]

Tai's new voice actor sounds like shit if I'm honest. He sounds nothing like the original and like he's constantly manipulating a golf ball with his throat.

 

[Miller]

Gears of War: Estrogen Day

Reminder that Clockwork Revolution is being co-developed by a bunch of people who worked on the horrific nu-Saints Row game. This game never stood a chance.
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Microsoft needs to hire talented people. What is the point of acquiring studios if they still need an outside studio to help make the game?

 

[TyrasGuard]

Reminder that Clockwork Revolution is being co-developed by a bunch of people who worked on the horrific nu-Saints Row game. This game never stood a chance.
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It had the worst dialog out of the entire showcase and it was the last game they showed, followed by North Korea CoD where I couldn't tell if people were RP or if it was an in-game conversation between the characters.

 

[Escalating Violence]

Asha saar I kneel

 

[Tablet County]

And you know what else? As much as I don't care about the Senua games, at least this latest one looks like it remembered to have gameplay. The first one had mediocre gameplay, but that's better than the second game which had none at all.

 

[trent]

That Clockwork whatever-the-fuck game looks like Dishonored and the only one of those games worth playing was the first one and it was basically Bioshock with a bit more stealth.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

It's over Xbox sars.
Remaking Gaylo a 3rd time to shit on it with millennial writing and jeet devs. Another Gears prequel because 4 & 5 fucked everything up.

 

[gunner shepardson]

I wish they swapped out one of the more useless announcements with one for the Jet Set Radio revival, everyone knows it's coming out and I wanna see if they've moved from making it a shitty Fortnite live-service clone to an actual game. Overall, this showcase could've been a lot worse, and it was definitely better than State of Play and SGF.

 

[Agares]

Another TES 6-less year but at least Xbox came back swinging. I eagerly await the ResetERA salt mines.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Spyro getting a game. Rayman getting a game.

For Crash: nothing.

You're Activision. You take a look at your properties that you hold and find out that this Crash Bandicoot fella still has a pretty sizeable fanbase. To capitalize on that, you make a well-received batch of remasters of the OG trilogy, and then a fourth game that, while decent overall, has major structural issues if going for 100%. Despite said structural issues, the game is actually a moderate success sales-wise, with 5 million units sold.

Do you follow up with:

A. A fifth mainline game that smooths out said structural issues to create a better experience that might potentially lead to more sales?

Or

B. A MOBA to ride the live-service wave?

If you picked A., you are not thinking like a corporate gaming executive. Said MOBA fails, because the fanbase did not ask for one. To the point that the most prominent Crash Bandicoot YouTuber (Caddicarus) doesn't even bother to give it a passing mention.

Do you

A. Course correct and develop/release that fifth mainline game

or

B. Declare the franchise dead because this project that nobody asked for failed?

If you picked A., again, you are not thinking like a corporate gaming executive.

 

[WarJams]

"You know what's going to help sell this dude bro game about playing roided guys that ago around shooting monsters? Having our tranny director speak with his gross voice for over a minute"
"Genius."
"Also, we have to be sure to show his ugly plastic face"
"For sure"
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It's very progressive that they got a representative of the Locust Horde to advertise their new game.