Not-E3 2026 - If anything good is actually announced we riot

[Terror Sandwich]

"You know what's going to help sell this dude bro game about playing roided guys that ago around shooting monsters? Having our tranny director speak with his gross voice for over a minute"
"Genius."
"Also, we have to be sure to show his ugly plastic face"
"For sure"

 

[Tablet County]

I'm surprised CoD had the balls to make North Korea the main antagonist in the new Modern Warfare. Kim Jong Un might get grumpy and hack them like he did with Sony for making the Interview.

They're not allowed to do Israel or Palestine for sociopolitical reasons or China for bottom line reasons and they've done Russia 200000 times, so NK was the logical alternative.

 

[Soycast II]

Atlus when revealing Persona 6 “you are not actually learning anything about this game because all our games leak anyway.”

Wow thanks Atlus.

 

[GeorgeFloydFentanylStash]

Also, why tease Persona 6 when it won’t be coming out for years and no gameplay?

 

[The Last Stand]

CRAZY TAXI?1 AND THEY GOT THE ORIGINAL SONG?!

I have Crazy Taxi 3, but no way to play it.

I find this interesting since Sega left the console market to be a third party developer. Later, MS was considering going on the same path thanks to Game Pass and their "This is an Xbox" campaign. Just food for thought.

 

[Agares]

PROCEDURALLY GENERATED LITTER.

 

[trent]

Dont get too comfy folks
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tRVxQ7VLmHIWe're on for the PC Gaming Show in less than an hour.

Against my better judgement i'm going to give this maybe 15 or 20 minutes before i get bored of the umpteen "cozy" Stardew rip-offs and RTS games that no one will play because the genre is long dead.

Don't they usually have some chick with a nice set on her as one of the hosts?

 

[Tablet County]

CRAZY TAXI?1 AND THEY GOT THE ORIGINAL SONG?!

And the male driver looks like Dexter Holland!

 

[Miller]

They're not allowed to do Israel or Palestine for sociopolitical reasons or China for bottom line reasons and they've done Russia 200000 times, so NK was the logical alternative.

It's like with Battlefield, EA was banned in Chyna because of BF4 so now they make sure it's always US vs Russia.

 

[trent]

Also, why tease Persona 6 when it won’t be coming out for years and no gameplay?

The P4G remake is early 2027 so the very earliest that P6 is coming out is 2029.

That trailer for it meant nothing.

 

[Barbie]

Gears looks good the magician game looks ok.

Fable is a childhood favorite, i know it looks like shit but i'll probably still buy it and try it.

edit: crazy taxi looks good too, rest of the games revealed look shit

 

[Tablet County]

It's like with Battlefield, EA was banned in Chyna because of BF4 so now they make sure it's always US vs Russia.

Doesn't the latest Battlefield have some nonspecific multinational alliance going up against some nonspecific multinational NGO?

 

[Bunny Tracks]

I know it's because I love horror, and that P5 is a guilty pleasure of mine, but I have to admit that the P6 teaser has (at least for now) moved me from "P6 will just be P5 again, but the characters are in college." to "Hang on, let them cook.".

Also, why tease Persona 6 when it won’t be coming out for years and no gameplay?

Because that's what Atlus does. They're like Square Enix in that regard.

 

[gunner shepardson]

There isn't much to say about the Persona 6 teaser, but man that logo is ugly as hell, I wish they went with this placeholder one instead:

 

[Tablet County]

I know it's because I love horror, and that P5 is a guilty please of mine, but I have to admit that the P6 teaser has (at least for now) moved me from "P6 will just be P5 again, but the characters are in college." to "Hang on, let them cook.".

The skeptic in me has the conspiratorial notion that the moody, vaguely lovecraftian vibe is bait for people who liked P2.

 

[Fcret]

Also this Xbox Showcase had literally no desync or lag or the other problems that Summer Games Fest showcase had.

Geoff needs to be beaten with sticks.

 

[gunner shepardson]

Also this Xbox Showcase had literally no desync or lag or the other problems that Summer Games Fest showcase had.

Geoff needs to be beaten with sticks.

I still don't know how the TikTok stream of all places had the best quality, what the fuck is wrong with them

 

[Tablet County]

Look Gears guys, it's all well and good that you wanted to show of your tranny dev for brownie points or whatever, but did you have to choose the person with the most annoying voice I've ever heard to be part of your presentation? I've heard much more pleasant-sounding mtfs (for whatever that's worth) and this dude is like nails on a chalkboard.

 

[4090 Chad]

That Clockwork game was unbelievably tranny coded. Pretty sad that's one of the exclusives Xbox is hanging their hat on ... need to do a lot better than that.

 

[Miller]

CRAZY TAXI?1 AND THEY GOT THE ORIGINAL SONG?!

I wish it got a proper art style instead of being "cartoony" like Fortnite.

Doesn't the latest Battlefield have some nonspecific multinational alliance going up against some nonspecific multinational NGO?

Yeah but in the end it's pretty much the same thing. BF2042 was about climate change and "no pats" still fighting in a US vs Russia mindset.