Not-E3 2026 - If anything good is actually announced we riot

[Anonitolia]

you can't call these fucking games "nostalgic" and "reminiscent of games from the late 90s" when they're 8-bit pixelshit that look like those fake video games you see in bargain bin movies from the turn of the century

 

[Coolio55]

Are you alone in the world like me?

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I like the idea of a fighting game like this. But I am sure this will be gay.
E:
"Enslaved shopkeepers"
-Its a furry girl.

Yeah its gay.

E: Oh boy here come the Germans.

 

[Coolio55]

BTW the "enslaved furry shopkeeper" thing is stolen from a completely different game (Some windjammers clone IIRC)

 

[Dorothy]

I'm surprised the character at least looks hot.

 

[Banana Nut Muffin]

Impressive that you can draw for your entire life and it can still look awful.

You obviously haven't been on DeviantArt

 

[Lone MacReady II]

insight is the best version of a sanity mechanic,

Yup, something that reveals the horrors that were there from the beginning. The only other good honest Lovecraft theme game I can think of is Eternal Darkness.

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Yep its faggotry selection.

You're missing the fine printed bullet about "shekels donated".

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I'm surprised the character at least looks hot.

Well the woman on staff appears to be decently attractive I guess she doesn't mind.

"Cozy walking sim"
No viler words have been uttered with games.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

It's that gay sausage people look
Like someone tried to make puppets / muppets as ugly as possible.

 

[felted]

this is the first showcase from california, btw. we got how many canucks before this?

 

[General Emílio Médici]

So much nothing. Feel great to know I can make these people all seethe by just not consuming their garbage.

 

[Blitzsneed]

indie devs are bvilt for bibisi

ftfy

 

[Anonitolia]

>ripping off the worst Mario Kart
But why?

 

[Dorothy]

These two guys were part of Rare right...damn

 

[Coolio55]

You obviously haven't been on DeviantArt

 

[Anonitolia]

this AAA wannabe seems to have gotten lost on the way to SGF

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Retarded take
Having an actual real office you have to rent isn't indie anymore.
Those things are fucking pricey.

 

[Dorothy]

TIM SHUT THE FUCK UP.

 

[Karakhalkin-Gol]

This was not a good showcase, at all. The beginning had all the good stuff, and everything just went downhill from there.

The only thing that actually interested me was HAEX, and even then I’m still worried about the co-op and extraction elements.

 

[Green Kitbash]

THERE ARE SIX TRINES??