Not-E3 2026 - If anything good is actually announced we riot

[Dr. Geronimo]

Fucking audio is shit.

 

[Fcret]

Virtua Fighter spin-off that's trying to be narrative-driven. So like Shenmue except aggressively brown and lacking all soul.

 

[sodaboard]

you will live to see man-made horrors beyond your imagination

 

[Wesker]

This industry really is dying, isn't it?

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

WHO IS THAT FAT NECKBEARD SLOB, HE LITERALLY LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE A COWORKER OF MINE

 

[El Chacal De La Trompeta]

wow like new virtua fighter looks cool
GIRL BOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
fuck off
also this stream lags all over the fucking place what the hell

 

[Coolio55]

The official Mr. Clean computer game.

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

Virtua Fighter spin-off that's trying to be narrative-driven. So like Shenmue except aggressively brown and lacking all soul.

It's a new fighter that has a story mode. If you saw VI was a different color.

 

[sodaboard]

buying gf 20 gold

 

[Anonitolia]

The new haircuts being shown on every fucking NPC and player model as of late have me missing pencil heads, afros, and even mullets

 

[Wesker]

I see a nigger, I immediately lose interest.

 

[Asian tech support]

hasnt this game been out for like two years?

 

[Fcret]

I'm shocked that Jagex hasn't figured out the money printer button that is, "make OSRS but with modern graphics and put it on consoles"

No one cares about this spinoff.

 

[Lost at sea]

I guess this is the nintendo direct lmao

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

"Hey, we exist too, look out for our Direct next week with zero exciting games!" - Goytendo

 

[Coolio55]

New level of generic fantasy discovered!

 

[El Chacal De La Trompeta]

fucking die already obsidian jesus christ

 

[Coolio55]

Finally... After all these years...
A BUGS LIFE 2!!!!

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

You bet your JurASS this sucks

 

[Fcret]

I will say - as much as I'm shitting on this presentation, it's still leagues above last year's tbh