Not-E3 2026 - If anything good is actually announced we riot

[El Chacal De La Trompeta]

thats no moon? more like thats no buy!

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

High-agency - no agency at all
Single-player - the number of players that'll be lining up to play it
Story-driven - ESG slop

 

[Asian tech support]

this man has never touched a firearm

 

[I Know 孤独のせい]

Man this show really took a nosedive after the first 20 minutes.

 

[felted]

wow your player character gets to do things automatically with no input from the player. SO COOL AND UNIQUE!

 

[sodaboard]

my fucking ears

 

[Wesker]

this man has never touched a firearm

He has touched cock with his anus.

 

[Terror Sandwich]

Crossfire is such a DOA game name if I've ever seen one before

 

[Anonitolia]

This music is hurting my brain, it keeps swinging between jpop singing and irish keening and slavic chanting and I can't pinpoint wtf it's supposed to be

 

[Cod of War]

wow your player character gets to do things automatically with no input from the player. SO COOL AND UNIQUE!

Can't let that pesky gameplay get in the way of their vision,.

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

Man this show really took a nosedive after the first 20 minutes.

I know what it's like to blow your load early and disappoint after.

 

[Wesker]

Oh that's what the industry needs, more overly colored slop. Stop with the niggers in Euro folklore.

 

[Anonitolia]

>MMO
God damn it man I was almost very slightly interested

 

[WarJams]

what the absolute FUCK is that beard
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PINGAS core.


Oh, this must be the new Guild Wars stuff that was teased.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

The next game in a storied franchise

SANIC?!

Nigger riding on a whatsamacallit

This is not Sanic.

 

[felted]

HIGHGUARD 2 BROS GET IN HERE!

 

[Fcret]

Fuck it, MMOs are such a dead genre that even Goy Wars 3 has me excited

 

[Coolio55]

Nice to see the Highguard guy getting work.
E: It's Guild Wars 3?
LMFAO!!!!

Crossfire is such a DOA game name if I've ever seen one before

Isn't that some shitty Chinese P2W Counter-Strike ripoff?

 

[I Know 孤独のせい]

I like GW 2 but I dont think 3 will be any good.

 

[sodaboard]

HIGHGUARD 2 BROS GET IN HERE!

for a good seven seconds it sure looked like it
think about how fucking funny that would be though lmao