Not-E3 2026 - If anything good is actually announced we riot

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I expect the "one more thing" to be the OOT remake.
Please dear god no. I really don't need to see "nuHylians" shoved into something beautiful.
The nu-Lupin of Judeo-Communist France.png
 
Additional money.
Nintendo: "Hey, you know that new system we just released (that's exactly like our other system) that we also jacked-up the price on? Yea we're going to release a completely new SMASH game for it (even though the other system that is exactly like this one has a version of SMASH) that has absolutely none of the things the previous smash games had because it will be made by someone else that will do things completely different and will somehow make those games worse! Also we are splitting the game apart with DLC packs and season passes.... BILLIONS of them... and the total amount for all of that + base game will = $250! It will make DBZ Fighters look cheap as fuck by comparison!"

Yea... I can totally see that going over well with gamers.
 
Shalom goymers, I'm surprised we got a (absolute) State of Play yesterday, isn't this horseshit (Summer Games Fest) starting tomorrow?

Please dear god no. I really don't need to see "nuHylians" shoved into something beautiful.
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If it actually happens, it would be funny, but all for the wrong reasons. We already got gerudo.
 
Shalom goymers, I'm surprised we got a (absolute) State of Play yesterday, isn't this horseshit (Summer Games Fest) starting tomorrow?


If it actually happens, it would be funny, but all for the wrong reasons. We already got gerudo.
Summer Games Fest is tomorrow but everybody kinda has their own show and Sony usually starts ahead of everyone else while Nintendo tends to lag behind if they bother showing up at all.
 
If it actually happens, it would be funny, but all for the wrong reasons. We already got gerudo.
Which they couldn't even allow to remain their own unique and singular people, now they're just another brand of Hylians. Funny how a big racist meanie like me seems to understand that diverse people should remain special rather than being turned into just a brown palette swap of shit we already have... We got shitskin Hylians now, shitskin Sheikah somehow, and the "females only club" of shitskin Hylians. We don't even have the normal humans from Twilight Princess anymore,
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meaning there are no unique tribes of people in Hyrule now. And of course the poopie Hylians are just spread around the map like jacks, no care paid to climate and how that might realistically effect skin tones in different areas... There was no attention paid to the Sheikah being an insular ninja tribe, meaning what the fuck are nigger elves doing there (branches broke ANCESTERS CRY). Hell even the Gorons and the other non-human races have poop flavored palette swaps now. Goytendo really wants that Disney spot, so bad they can taste it, they are just becoming Disney and shittifying themselves at record pace in order to accomplish that goal. The allure of kosher ESG gibs.
 
Summer Games Fest is tomorrow but everybody kinda has their own show and Sony usually starts ahead of everyone else while Nintendo tends to lag behind if they bother showing up at all.
NIntendo reveals for the last 10 or so years have been abysmal, never has a company released so little actual fucking content for their shit and still be so successful

I Curse-ye-hamehame-ha their name forever for the state of Metroid Prime 4.
 
Has anyone been playing any Steam Next Fest demos?
Gone through Hellslave 2's demo. Very addicting, but the game has a game speed issue where stuff's just really slow.
 
Day of the Devs livestream today at 4pm PT:
[apparently their livestream feed is going to be the same as SGF's, nevermind]

Stardew Valley Clone Showcase tomorrow at 9am PT:

Future Games Show Summer Showcase tomorrow at 12pm PT:

IGN Live, day 1, tomorrow at 12pm PT:
(Day 2 goes live at 9:30am PT the next day. Unsure if it uses the same livestream.)

Xbox Games Showcase the day after tomorrow at 10pm PT:

PCGamer Presents the day after tomorrow at 12pm PT:
[no livestream link yet, check Steam page later?]

Some tone-deaf retarded motherfuckers decided to make an entire showcase dedicated to games from India, that'll go live on the 8th at 10am PT (10:30pm IST):
[no livestream link yet, but there exists an official YouTube channel that will probably contain it]
 
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Day of the Devs livestream today at 4pm PT:
[apparently their livestream feed is going to be the same as SGF's, nevermind]

Stardew Valley Clone Showcase tomorrow at 9am PT:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SZ-TixImWWs
Future Games Show Summer Showcase tomorrow at 12pm PT:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hM2Ofso_w0c
IGN Live, day 1, tomorrow at 12pm PT:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5rg2K3P5w-s
Xbox Games Showcase the day after tomorrow at 10pm PT:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XWCkhoSoBTA
PCGamer Presents the day after tomorrow at 12pm PT:
[no livestream link yet, check Steam page later?]
(Day 2 goes live at 9:30am PT the next day. Unsure if it uses the same livestream.)

Some tone-deaf retarded motherfuckers decided to make an entire showcase dedicated to games from India, that'll go live on the 8th at 10am PT (10:30pm IST):
[no livestream link yet, but there exists an official YouTube channel that will probably contain it]
Only thing that might be cool from the Xbox showcase is persona if they show it there. I think the only thing that has interested me from a future games showcase in recent years was Tormented Souls 2. I expect this one to just be gayslop and furryslop.

And on SGF, I just want my Nier 3 (won’t happen I’m sure) but something FF or RE related would be nice. I expect most of it to be garbage filler though.
 
The Rumble Roses cameo reminded me of a Kim Justice video where he complained about the characters. Its like Negro that is the whole point, I know you chopped your dick off but stop being a fag, if I go to the bread store I expect fucking bread. When I buy a game that sells itself mostly on tits I expect tits, fucking autists man
 
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