Not-E3 2026 - If anything good is actually announced we riot

[Tablet County]

This is gonna be interesting because, in a roundabout way, it's the first Total War I can think of that touches on modern-day warfare.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Persona 4 and 6 in the same showcase was pretty wild. A+ presentation imho

 

[Rango Dango]

Can Warhammer stuff have its own show so that normal people aren't subjected to this boring nerd shit?

>boring nerd shit
>is watching an event dedicated to showing gaming trailers

you are the pc gamer intended audience

 

[Tablet County]

I know low-poly weird surreal game ooooo but I actually think this looks interesting.

 

[Rango Dango]

PS1 graphics game with fishing filled with LOOOOOOORE a mystery
from peak to slop i swear

third vampire game

 

[Just Another Rando]

vampire disco elysium looks neat

 

[Tablet County]

Not a Mage game.
0/10

 

[Anonitolia]

I wish any of these shitty PS1 games put in the effort to actually look like PS1 games
maybe then they'd have any merit to them

 

[trent]

Hey, it's that shitty viking crafting game that i refunded on Steam after half an hour.

 

[Tablet County]

I forgot that Viking Rust was made by the Goat Simulator guys.

I wish any of these shitty PS1 games put in the effort to actually look like PS1 games
maybe then they'd have any merit to them

It gives me more obscure wii game vibes. I like it.

 

[Tablet County]

SCI FI GEOGESSR? FUCKEN REALLY?

 

[Rango Dango]

I wish any of these shitty PS1 games put in the effort to actually look like PS1 games
maybe then they'd have any merit to them

this one actually had wobbly textures

but the character looked scanned

 

[Rango Dango]

cozy harvest moon my times at portia farming slop (with planes)

 

[Just Another Rando]

porco rosso - the game

 

[Tablet County]

ACTUAL Ghiblicore game, complete with flying. Could be interesting.

cozy harvest moon my times at portia farming slop (with planes)

If there's combat then it's actually Rune Factory slop.

 

[Green Kitbash]

Every year the PC games show tries to be gayer than the rest and I just wonder why

 

[Rango Dango]

okay so theyve shown ONE (1) game

 

[BiggestKai]

PC Gaming Show
>Star Trek Outposts: City builder but star trek
>Hack 95: 90s hackerman game.
>Company of Heroes Definitive Edition: remaster of CoH1 and 2
>Red Kiss: No idea what the gameplay is. Vampire something or another.
>Arcane Eats: Dwarf restaurant but deckbuilder. Heh, Gorgon Ramsay.
>Serious Sam Shatterverse: Even wackier serious sam with co-op.
>Control Resonant: Control(from Remedy) but third person hack n slash. Shown numerous times before. September 24th release. Comes with a 5 minute shill reel interview section and holy fuck this was already shown like 5 times already get to the point.
>Sated: Sick techno beats. You cook up grotesque shit to feed monsters,it looks kind of like Buckshot roulette artstyle wise.
>Gone Feral: Manhunt/Hitman but voxels and animal masks and roguelite and co-op.
>Abiotic Factor Entropic Factor: DLC to Great game. Underwater portal world, some flying bots, seemingly some berserk/feral state you can use.
>There Are No Ghosts At The Grand: Powerwash sim but also power vacuums and gravity guns and BRI'ISH+JAMAICAN ME CRAZY and some supernatural investigation and it apparently turns into paranormal fighting, trailer starts off bad but it looks interesting by the end.
>Starseeker Astroneer Expedtions: Third person co-op something or other, not really sure what. Seemed like resource gathering and some biome exploration. June 11th Early Access launch.
>Virtue and a Sledgehammer: Third person smack people with a sledgehammer game and also some gay looking story.
>Happy Bastards: Darkest Dungeon but grid based and also extremely gay quippy marvel aesthetic where you fight goblins.
>Another Door: co-op roguelite gambling etc you've seen this shit before.
>Afterquest: Three niggers in a row but possibly roguelite
>Slash Zero: Roguelite 2d hack n slash.
>Cassette Beasts 2002: Two niggers in a column but they turn into not-pokemans with cassette tapes.
>Void Breaker(Major update):First person shooter with sliding walljumping telekenesis grappling hook PICK THREE ANOTHER FUCKING ROGUELITE MAKE IT STOP
>2 Fights 2 Tight Spaces :Fights in Tight Spaces but co-op. Early Access out right now.
>Stronghold 4: Make it fucking stop with this series, literally only the first game and its expansion were actually good.
>Windrunners:Luftrauser but who gives a fuck more pick 3 roguelite. September 23rd early access date.
>Wardens of Avalon: isometric hack n slash+possibly co-op. Dark fantasy arthurian legend again.
>Planet Zoo 2: Planet zoo 2. October 13th.
>Empulse: Not Titanfall. Early access June 24th.
>Arkheron: Isometric hack n slash arpg teams of 3 co-op but also battle royale. more time wasted interview reel shilling this shit.
>Revamp: Dungeon keeper but 2d. You make dracula's castle.
>Wardogs: Not Battlefield, 100 player 3 factions.
>Shroom and Gloom: Dungeon crawler but also deckbuilder and probably roguelite.
>Maximum Thunderness: horizontal shmup. another fucking pick three roguelite.
>Rivage: Stuck on a space station time loop puzzle game. August 13th.
> Timestrike: Shitty looking voxel fps with I guess space time manipulation.
>Signet City: devs of citizen sleeper. NO GAMEPLAY
>Mr Magpie's Harmless Card Game: More god damn card/gambling based roguelites like balatoro and buckshot. Play now and get 'free' shit for Dead By Daylight.
>Ascender Beyond the Peak: A turn based tactics game where the gimmick is mountain climbing BUT IT'S A FUCKING ROGUELITE HAHAAHAH
>Outward 2: July 7th early access.
>Thief The Dark Project Remaster: Nightdive remaster. Winter. fuck Nightdive at least make a SS-like remake or something.
>Exo Rally Championshipffroad alien planet racing. OUT NOW.
>Duskers 2.0: A duskers sequel, in 2026 wow. You control drones on derlict space hulks, was a fun game.
>El Paso Elsewhere 2: The first was the worst Max Payne clone I've played. It was stylish as hell but it played really badly. Here's hoping this is better.
>Beast of Reincarnation: Game freak's 3d action adventure open world whatever. Kind of Sekiro.
>Terrinoth Heroes of Descent: Based off a board game, combat based and has co-op.
>Toku God:Vampire survivors clone.
>Pipes.exe: Hack 85 but analog horror just play Hypnospace Outlaw.
>Sunset Summit: Peak but only up but also friendslop.
>Clown Town: 2-8 cooperative minigame party game.
>Armatus: Third person shooter where you shoot monsters/demons or something. This winter. ANOTHER FUCKING ROUELITE
>Dave the Diver In the Jungle: some quirky bullshit who cares.
>Carcass Clad :first person tank gunner crew game but with horror elements from the Mouthwashing devs.
>40k Total War: interview reel shilling not much gameplay.
>About Fishing :faux ps1 retro looking possibly horror game about fishing I swear these games exist solely for youtubers like ManlyBadassHero
>Vampire The Masqeurades Eternal Whispers: Disco Elysium clone.
>Valheim 1.0: September 9th.
>P.O.N: First person bodycam paranormal monster hunting the hunters horrorgaem
>Locator The Search for Abigail <something>: Puzzle top down dioramas of alien areas that you have to match to photos taken from the front. By the PUBLISHERS of golden idol.
>Exodus: Not-Mass Effect I guess.
>Remothered Red Nun's Legacy: over the shoulder third person Horrorgaem. a Remothered game is free on steam right now.
>Into the wind: open world exploration adventure game with some biplane stuff.

I sleep now.

 

[Lost at sea]

Well, the end was kinda underwhelming.

 

[Anonitolia]

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