Not-E3 2026 - If anything good is actually announced we riot

[Professor Donger]

Something I've noticed that modern games suffer from, why the fuck does Krato's dead wife not think to herself? She always just talks out loud, instead of thinking. They could have easily just added an echo effect to denote that she's thinking but instead she talks verbally to the audience, going "GE WILIKERS I HAVE TO FIND THE MASK!"

 

[trent]

I'll play Until Dawn 2 when it comes to PS+.

The new Silent Hill doesn't look anything like a Silent Hill game and I wouldn't be terribly surprised if it didn't start out development as one.

 

[starborn427614]

have you been drinking into Ralph-brain? there's so many it'd take eons to count them all out.

but yea, its probably fucking Excalibur, or Caliburn, I bet you this is a mish mash of Jap, Egyptian, and Welsh myths (hence god afterlife) and "Fay/Laufey" will be Morgan La Fey standin.

Good catch, it's almost definitely a fake out. I suppose I should be grateful that Egypt isn't being wholly wasted in a spin-off.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

No Intergalactic?

 

[Flopper]

Didn't Faye plan her death way ahead of time? How did she forget she was dying?

 

[Miller]

What a shit show... and it's only the first notE3 presentation.
Santa Monica Studio forced to make God of Cuck games one after another...

Ahh. Black Silent Hill.
I was hoping they would eventually finish the Norman Reedus one.

Silent Hill N

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"Box art design is my passion."

This fucking Marvel-level dialogue is a plague.

Also Valve did it better with Chell and her Companion Cube.

No Intergalactic?

Imagine forcing your soydevs to crunch to make a vertical slice since last year and it's not ready yet... LMAO

 

[Product Placement]

The leaker who said this God of War spin off felt like a new ip and was closer to DMC combat wise, must have been smoking crack. It looks like how the norse GoW plays but with some improvements to combat, like being able to jump now.

The writting is god awful and that 20 minutes of footage looks like it will have pacing issues up the ass.

 

[Soycast II]

I only look forward to Japanese video games these days and this showcase has further affirmed that. The American and European video game industries are genuinely embarrassing. Decades ago having a talking cube companion that’s made of jelly would be considered parody. Until Dawn 2 has obnoxious zoomers. Wolverine is half gonna be playing as Jean Gray no doubt in a game titled Wolverine.

 

[Zenos Yae Viator]

Good catch, it's almost definitely a fake out. I suppose I should be grateful that Egypt isn't being wholly wasted in a spin-off.

this isn't a spinoff, this is "the next game".

honestly, as bad as the "cutscene cutscene cutscene" shit was, this is leagues better than Ragnarok already, a low fucking bar, but it still humped over it, Fey isn't as eggregious a protag as they could have made, at least what they depicted so far.

It WILL get PROGRESSIVE AS FUCK once we see the full game, but I'm judging what I am seeing so far.

 

[starborn427614]

Didn't Faye plan her death way ahead of time? How did she forget she was dying?

Memory loss must be a thing when you pass between realms. Either that or Kratos was very kind in his description of his wife and she's just an idiot who loves to fight.

 

[Farm Hand]

God of War Ragnarok came out in 2022, so that's presumably when this new game started production, but it feels more dated than that. Similarly, Intergalactic started in 2020 after The Last of Us Part 2 came out, and Concord has a conceptual timeline going as far a back as 2016.

 

[trent]

Something I've noticed that modern games suffer from, why the fuck does Krato's dead wife not think to herself? She always just talks out loud, instead of thinking. They could have easily just added an echo effect to denote that she's thinking but instead she talks verbally to the audience, going "GE WILIKERS I HAVE TO FIND THE MASK!"

In the PS3/360 era it was always someone talking to your character over a radio/comms system.

A sloppy way of explicitly explaining every single detail of your shite plot.

Videogame writing is still about at the level of 80s B movie horror/sci-fi.

 

[Miller]

Something I've noticed that modern games suffer from, why the fuck does Krato's dead wife not think to herself? She always just talks out loud, instead of thinking. They could have easily just added an echo effect to denote that she's thinking but instead she talks verbally to the audience, going "GE WILIKERS I HAVE TO FIND THE MASK!"

It's [current year] western gaming when they are out of yellow paint.
It's crazy how they refuse to allow the player to think for himself. Every 5 seconds somebody has to remind the player of the current objective or where to go.

Wolverine is half gonna be playing as Jean Gray no doubt in a game titled Wolverine.

Or worse: Debra Wilson's character.

 

[Ravana]

I might have interest in Ace Combat, Onimusha,.......... I think that was it. Maybe Tokkan
...maybe phantom blade zero

 

[Kid Named Rocket]

Why is there a gelatinous cube.

tfw it's voiced by fucking Jack Quaid

>OI 'UGHIE YOU STUPID CUNT, YOU TOOK V AND TURNED INTO A MARVEL QUOTE SPEWIN' JELLO CUBE

 

[Zenos Yae Viator]

Didn't Faye plan her death way ahead of time? How did she forget she was dying?

all her visions were about her Son and Kratos, it seems none of it involved her in the afterlife.

 

[GeorgeFloydFentanylStash]

how you liking that UNINTERRUPTED GAMEPLAY?

Damn, that was so bad. Had to watch some soy YouTuber since the official streams required a login and I just randomly selected someone. And he gushed about how great the game looks and her hair. OMG her hair looked good.

There needs to be an option for this upcoming Mom of War game where, on startup, you tick a little box that says "I watched the trailer at Sony's State of Play" so you can skip the first 15 minutes of "gameplay".

There needs to be an option for her to shut her trap with all the unnecessary dialog that comes from her.

 

[Michael Wade]

You know what? Faye looked a lot better then I thought it would. She's actually getting the shit beat out of her and thrown into a mountain and I like the sword gimmick.

It being a sequel in purgatory as opposed to a prequel actually interests me. If we fight the greek gods again that would be rad.

 

[WarJams]

Damn, that was so bad. Had to watch some soy YouTuber since the official streams required a login and I just randomly selected someone. And he gushed about how great the game looks and her hair. OMG her hair looked good.

Grim; the IGN restream was thankfully cringe free once the actual presentation started.

 

[Michael Wade]

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"Box art design is my passion."

This fucking Marvel-level dialogue is a plague.

They needed to call this shit goddess of war. The name makes me think one piece.